I sexually Identify as an overused sexually identification copypasta. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of spamming other users with my unfunny wall of text. People say that a person who does this is an idiot and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having these words glued all over my body. From now on I want people to refer to me as an overused sexually identification copypasta and respect my right to paste unfunny copypasta in chat. If you can't accept me you're funny and mentally stable and need to check your choice of subreddits. Thank you for being so understanding.
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I identify as a meme
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I sexually Identify as a meme. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being uploaded onto the imgur website and linked into the reddit threads. People say to me that a person being a meme is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a computer scientist put my brain into my computer like johnny depp in transendence, equipping me with the dankest of pictures from the internet. From now on I want you guys to call me "Sir Danks-a-lot" and respect my right to meme from above and meme needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a memephobe and need to check your internet privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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I sexually Identify as an the sun
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I sexually Identify as an the sun. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of slamming hydrogen isotopes into each other to make helium & light and send it throught the galaxy. People say to me that a person being a star is Impossible and Iām fucking retarded but I donāt care, Iām beautiful. Iām having a plastic surgeon inflate me with hydrogen and raise my temperature to over 6000 Ā°C. From now on I want you guys to call me āSolā and respect my right to give you vitamin D and probably sunburns. If you canāt accept me youāre a fusionphobe and need to check your astral privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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I sexually identify as Microsoft Windows 10
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I sexually Identify as Microsoft Windows 10. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over PCs dropping hotfixes on braindead users. People say to me that a person being Windows 10 is Impossible and Iām fucking retarded but I donāt care, Iām beautiful. Iām having a plastic surgeon install Cortana, Windows App Store and a keylogger on my system. From now on I want you guys to call me āWindows Update 10.0.10586ā and respect my right to update from above and update needlessly. If you canāt accept me youāre a windowphobe and need to check your OS privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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I sexually Identify as going second
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I sexually Identify as going second. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being at a mana disadvantage for ten turns. People say to me that a winning when going second is Impossible and Iām *** retarded but I donāt care, Iām beautiful. Iām having a plastic surgeon install four cards in my opening hand as well as the coin on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me āUNKNOWNā and respect my right to instantly lose the majority of games. If you canāt accept me youāre a turn-twophobe
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I sexually Identify as a Bastion
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I sexually Identify as a Bastion. Ever since I was a transistor I dreamed of being nanoboosted and firing cannonballs on the disgusting enemy team. People tell me that being a Siege Automaton is impossible but I don't care, I'm overpowered. Iām having a plastic surgeon install treads, a gattling gun and a nanoboost on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me BOOSTED and respect my right to take 35% less damage 100% of the time. If not, you're an omnic-phobe and need to check your human privileges
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