[Copypasta] Jebaited isn't so great? Are you kidding me?

twitchquotes: Jebaited isn't so great? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a meme with such influence and beauty in Twitch chat? Jebaited takes Twitch to another level, and we will be blessed if we ever see another Twitch meme with the same level of memeness. Unite my Twitch brothers! We will forever sing in the old Jewish hymn: "Kappa outdated. PogChamp overrated. Long have we waited. Now we Jebaited."
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January 2017
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CEO of Campbells Tomato Paste

twitchquotes: (โ–€ฬฟ ฬฟฤนฬฏโ–€ฬฟ ฬฟ) Hello Kripp i am CEO of Campbells Tomato Paste. This stream is now under my control i bought all rights to paste and pastarino products if anyone copy and pastes again i will sue you so dont copy and paste (โ–€ฬฟ ฬฟฤนฬฏโ–€ฬฟ ฬฟ)
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grrrr jappan ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต is best country in teh world (sekai) !!!!๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿ˜ก!!!๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿคฌ!!!!! west bAd grrrgghhhg japenis cultureโ›ฉ๐ŸŽŽ๐ŸŽ better than amrican๐Ÿ—ฝ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ‘Ž!!! (>~<) vendor machine eveywhere ๐Ÿ—ผand sakura trees are so ๐ŸŒธ a e s t h e t i c ๐ŸŒธ UwU if u hate it then your NOT a man of culture so shinฤ“!!! ~hmph baka -_- ๐Ÿฎ
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True dank meme EleGiggle

twitchquotes: Hello everyone, Captain EleGiggle here. Please enlist to help fight of the Asian Invasion of MingLee. Copy and paste this to show your support of the true dank meme EleGiggle
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"kappa this, kappa that" Does it ever stop?

twitchquotes: "kappa this, kappa that" Does it ever stop? When will this stuff stop being HILARIOUS to people? I mean seriously is there no originality left on this world? Are we all just monkey see monkey do? I don't know about you guys but I'm sick of every time I look up a game, or a forum post, anything really I have to scroll past like 50 of these.
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