WHY DID YOU MAKE ME DO THIS?! YOU'RE FIGHTING SO YOU CAN SEE EVERYONE AROUND YOU DIE! THINK, MARK! YOULL OUTLAST EVERY FRAGILE INSIGNIFICANT BEING ON THIS PLANET! YOU'LL LIVE TO SEE THIS PLANET CRUMBLE TO DUST AND BLOW AWAY! EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING YOU KNOW WILL BE GONE. WHAT WILL YOU HAVE AFTER 500 YEARS?!
What happened to this ad? :(
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Krepo and a 14 year old
twitchquotes:
"So my girlfriend the other day asked if she could roleplay as a 14 year old while we were having sex. I was like what the fuck? That shit's gross. You're gonna be 14 in like two years anyways." - Krepo 2016
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Sneaky
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A dirty joke from the 1400s...
A dirty joke from the 1400s...
In Florence, a young woman, somewhat of a simpleton, was on the point of delivering a baby. She had long been enduring acute pain, and the midwife, candle in hand, inspected her secret area, in order to ascertain if the child was coming. βLook also on the other side,β said the poor creature, βmy husband has sometimes taken that road.β
From βThe Facetiae Or Jocose Tales of Poggioβ, a joke book published in the 1400βs by Poggio Bracciolini
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mommy! kripp just read my message!
twitchquotes:
: mommy! kripp just read my message! 
: who's kripp honey? : A mid-aged man , playing cartoon games to entertain children, 
here's a picture of him. 
way to go son \ /
: mommy! kripp just read my message! : who's kripp honey? : A mid-aged man , playing cartoon games to entertain children, here's a picture of him. way to go son \ /
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Kripp