[Copypasta] You've been visited by the Feels Bad Man

Hi Kripp, sleazy video game developer here

twitchquotes: Hi Kripp, sleazy video game developer here. I understand you are willing to sell yourself out like a cheap Romanian hooker to any two-bit game development outfit as long as they dangle some shekels in front of your beady little eyes? Great! Because I have this brilliant game in beta testing right now called "Watching Paint Dry" and I am willing to pay you $5.00 USD to play it for 24 hours straight. Let me know what you think, you glorious sellout!

twitch chat

June 2016

Kripp

sellout

Classic

One day I'll be a real dong

twitchquotes: (ง •̀_•́)ง ONE DAY I'LL BE A REAL DONG (ง •̀_•́)ง

twitch chat

August 2015

Kripp

WIN LOSE STREAM EAT GIMME GIMME

twitchquotes: I WIN BabyRage

I LOSE

I STREAM

I EAT

GIMME GIMME BabyRage

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April 2015

Kripp

Tired of getting Sniped?

twitchquotes: Tired of getting Sniped? No problem! Here at Sniper Deflectors™ we can shield your Arena Queue from incoming Snipers with our new patent-pending SniperShield™ Technology! Our shield will bounce incoming sniper shots right back to the sniper-guild recruiter (definitely not DRIVEZY), causing them to effectively Snipe themselves! Buy 24/7 protection now for only $24.99/month!

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August 2017

Kripp

Hearthstone

Bowling simulator: E-Bowler

twitchquotes: Hello my name is Kenneth Jizbombski, president of Viral Games, Inc. Recently sales of our most popular Bowling simulator "E-Bowler" have plummeted. Please help my small company by going out and getting E-Bowler any way that you can. I want E-Bowler to spread infecting people with it's incredible gameplay!

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October 2014

Kripp

[Copypasta] You've been visited by the Feels Bad Man

Hi Kripp, sleazy video game developer here

sellout

Classic

One day I'll be a real dong

WIN LOSE STREAM EAT GIMME GIMME

Tired of getting Sniped?

Hearthstone

Bowling simulator: E-Bowler

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