[Copypasta] Doggies can be vegan too

twitchquotes: I am a dog being raised by a very loving family. Or at least I was, until a balding romanian gypsy kidnapped me from my home. Now he doesn't let me go outside and doesn't feed me. Every time I try to tell him I am hungry he puts green leaves in my bowl and says doggies can be vegan too if they try hard enough. I believe this man is mentally disabled. Please send help. OhMyDog
twitch chat
June 2016
Kripp
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Kniferino to cut off your dongerino

twitchquotes: แด‹ส€ษชแด˜แด˜ แด›สœษชs ษชs สœแด€า“แดœ! ษช แด€แด แด„แดแดษชษดษข แด›แด แด‡sษขษด แด€s แดกแด‡สŸสŸ, แด€ษดแด… ษขแดœแด‡ss แดกสœแด€แด› ษช แด€แด ส™ส€ษชษดษขษชษดษข แดกษชแด›สœ แดแด‡? แด€ สŸษชแด›แด›สŸแด‡ แด‹ษดษชา“แด‡ส€ษชษดแด แด›แด แด„แดœแด› แดา“า“ สแดแดœส€ แด…แดษดษขแด‡ส€ษชษดแด า“แดส€ แด„สœแด‡แด€แด›ษชษดษข แดษด แดแด‡! ษชา“ ษช sแด‡แด‡ แด€ sแดœแด„แด„แดœส™แดœs แดกษชแด›สœ สแดแดœ ษช แด€แด ษขแดษชษดษข แด›แด sแด›แด€ส€แด› แด…แด€แด›ษชษดษข แด›ส€แดœแดแด˜! แด…แดษดแด› แดแด€แด‹แด‡ แดแด‡ แด…แด แด›สœแด€แด› แด›สœแดแดœษขสœ. แด˜สŸแดข แด„แดแดแด‡ ส™แด€แด„แด‹.
twitch chat
April 2014
Kripp

Seagull

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ—โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–’โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–Œโ–‘โ–Œโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–Œโ–Œโ–‘โ–Œโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–Œโ–Œโ–„โ–Œโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘
ascii art
December 2015
Kripp

Art of Conquest Developer visits Kripp's stream

twitchquotes: ๐Ÿ”ง(Art of Conquestโ„ข Developer): Hey Kripp! Just popping on to make sure you started streaming our game on time. Remember to read the script we sent at the appropriate times, as stated. We have arranged for your requested reward of various veggies and rainbowed colored 10-inch cucumbers to arrive within a week at your house. We will send you some thick broccoli if you include "not sponsored" in your stream title. We hope you will enjoy your rewards and wish you and your vegan family a good day.
twitch chat
January 2018
Kripp

sellout

American Freedom speaking to Kripp

twitchquotes: สœแด‡สŸสŸแด แด‹ส€ษชแด˜แด˜ แด›สœษชs ษชs แด€แดแด‡ส€ษชแด„แด€ษด า“ส€แด‡แด‡แด…แดแด. สแดแดœส€ แด„สœแด€แด› า“ษชสŸแด›แด‡ส€s แด€ส€แด‡ ส€แดœษชษดษชษดษข แด›สœแด‡ แด„สœแด€แด› sแด แด˜สŸแด‡แด€sแด‡ า“ษชx ษชแด› ส™แด‡า“แดส€แด‡ ษชแด› แด›แด€แด‹แด‡s แดแด แด‡ส€. sษชษดแด„แด‡ส€แด‡สŸส *** ****. แด˜สŸs ษดแด แด„แดแด˜ส แด€สŸ แด˜แด€แด„ษชษดแด ***ษชษดแด ****ส€ษชษดแด.
twitch chat
March 2014
Kripp

NA is so ba... I should brush my teeth

twitchquotes: SMOrc NA is so ba... SMOrc maybe i should brush my teeth SMOrc NA is s... SMOrc maybe i should floss SMOrc fk give me dentures SMOrc
twitch chat
April 2016
Kripp

Classic

EU vs NA

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