[Copypasta] American Test Passed

twitchquotes: βœ“ Obesity βœ“ πŸ’₯πŸ”« βœ“ Laziness βœ“ Stupidity βœ“ 🌡 βœ“ McDonald's βœ“ Donald Trump βœ“ $70k College βœ“ Bad healthcare βœ“ Bad food βœ“ Bad music βœ“ Fahrenheit βœ“ Pounds βœ“ Inches βœ“ AMERICAN TEST PASSED
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