[Copypasta] American Test Passed

twitchquotes: โœ“ Obesity โœ“ ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ”ซ โœ“ Laziness โœ“ Stupidity โœ“ ๐ŸŒต โœ“ McDonald's โœ“ Donald Trump โœ“ $70k College โœ“ Bad healthcare โœ“ Bad food โœ“ Bad music โœ“ Fahrenheit โœ“ Pounds โœ“ Inches โœ“ AMERICAN TEST PASSED
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September 2015

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EU vs NA

What happened to this ad? :(
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Kripp's gotta hit up the bathroom

twitchquotes: "Give me a second, guys," Kripp says. "Gotta hit up the bathroom" He turns down the volume on his microphone, and immediately gives Dex a swift kick down the stairs. As Dex yelps loudly in pain, Kripp overturns the nearest chair, yelling "Fuck this game!" as loudly as he can. Rania tries to calm him down, but Kripp swiftly bodyslams her onto a glass coffee table. After taking a few deep breaths, Kripp wipes the blood off of his face, sits back down at his computer, and resumes his stream.
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January 2018
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Albanian virus

twitchquotes: Hi, I am an Albanian virus but because of poor technology in my country unfortunately I am not able to harm your computer. Please be so kind to delete one of your important files yourself and then forward me other users. Many thanks for your cooperation! Best regards, Albanian virus
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October 2015

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I remember a time when copypasta was biting satire

twitchquotes: I remember a time when copypasta was biting satire and prophetic indictments of contemporary Twitch chat. Copypasta when I was a younger teenager had the potency to topple Nazi moderatorships and revolutionize new chat epochs. Even the truncation of "copypasta" to "pasta" shows a lack of eloquence that speaks volumes. If, like me, you are a product of those better times and wish to see them return then speak out. Let the memers and Toucans know that real copypasta back.
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July 2015

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Mic Muted

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March 2015

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American Test Passed

twitchquotes: โœ“ Obesity โœ“ ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ”ซ โœ“ Laziness โœ“ Stupidity โœ“ ๐ŸŒต โœ“ McDonald's โœ“ Donald Trump โœ“ $70k College โœ“ Bad healthcare โœ“ Bad food โœ“ Bad music โœ“ Fahrenheit โœ“ Pounds โœ“ Inches โœ“ AMERICAN TEST PASSED
twitch chat
September 2015

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EU vs NA

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