[Copypasta] American Test Passed

twitchquotes: āœ“ Obesity āœ“ šŸ’„šŸ”« āœ“ Laziness āœ“ Stupidity āœ“ 🌵 āœ“ McDonald's āœ“ Donald Trump āœ“ $70k College āœ“ Bad healthcare āœ“ Bad food āœ“ Bad music āœ“ Fahrenheit āœ“ Pounds āœ“ Inches āœ“ AMERICAN TEST PASSED
twitch chat
September 2015

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EU vs NA

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Le Toucan has arrived

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January 2015

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I dream of becoming a carrot

twitchquotes: I dream of becoming a carrot. When I'm home alone I dig holes in the backyard and stand in them, put lettuce on top of my head from sun up to sun down. I would steal sun tan spray from stores and use it until I turned a bright orange. People tell me it's impossible for me to be a carrot but I know I can be anything I want to be.
twitch chat
May 2016

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When spam, my text automatically go to the smallest size

twitchquotes: ʷʰᵉᶰ Ė¢įµ–įµƒįµ, ᵐʸ ᵗᵉˣᵗ įµƒįµ˜įµ—įµ’įµįµƒįµ—į¶¦į¶œįµƒį¶«į¶«Źø įµįµ’ įµ—įµ’ ᵗʰᵉ Ė¢įµįµƒį¶«į¶«įµ‰Ė¢įµ— ˢᶦᶻᵉ⋅ ᶦ ᶜᵃᶰ įµįµƒĖ£į¶¦įµį¶¦į¶»įµ‰ Ė¢įµ–įµƒįµ ᵖᵉʳ ᵖᶦˣᵉᶫ ᵃᶰᵈ į¶¦į¶°į¶œŹ³įµ‰įµƒĖ¢įµ‰ ᵗʰᵉ įµˆį¶¦į¶ į¶ į¶¦į¶œįµ˜į¶«įµ—Źø įµ—įµ’ Ź³įµ‰įµƒįµˆ ˢᵃᶦᵈ Ė¢įµ–įµƒįµ į¶œįµƒįµ˜Ė¢į¶¦į¶°įµ į¶ Ź³įµ˜Ė¢įµ—Ź³įµƒįµ—į¶¦įµ’į¶° įµ’į¶  ᵗʰᵉ ᵛᶦᵉʷᵉʳ⋅ ᵃᶫᶫ įµ‡įµ‰į¶œįµ’įµį¶¦į¶°įµ ᵐᵃˣᶦᵐᵘᵐ įµ‰į¶ į¶ į¶¦į¶œį¶¦įµ‰į¶°į¶œŹø
twitch chat
November 2014

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Someone just posted that same paragraph...

twitchquotes: This is going to sound crazy, but someone posted that same paragraph just a minute ago. Here in this chat even. The odds of two people having the same paragraph-long thought is astronomical, especially in the same small website. Wow.
twitch chat
November 2018

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Hey Doublelift, I'm trying to learn to play Shaco

twitchquotes: H$Y DOUBL$LIF3, I’M 3RYING 3O L$4RN 3O PL4Y ļ¼³ļ¼Øļ¼”ļ¼£ļ¼Æļ¼Ž I JUS3 H4V$ ļ¼” QU$S3ION 4BOU3 3H$ SKILL BUILD: SHOULD I M4X B4CKS34B LIK$ YOU B4CKS34BB$D CLG, D$C$IV$ LIK$ YOU D$C$IV$D CLG, OR H4LLUCIN43$ LIK$ YOU M4D$ CLG H4LLUCIN43$ 4BOU3 H4VING ļ¼” CH4NC$ 43 WINNING 4NO3H$R 3OURN4M$N3
twitch chat
November 2015
Doublelift

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