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um... e-excuse me mr. imaqtpie... r-rank one is the other way 
um... e-excuse me mr. imaqtpie... r-rank one is the other way
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I used to be a real ad
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My sister bet 100 dollars that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti
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My sister bet 100 dollars that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should've seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!
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Monitor always grey, need you to fix
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HELLO? Computer repairman?? โ๏ธ๐ This is QT โ๏ธ๐ Monitor always grey โ๏ธ๐ need you to fix
HELLO? Computer repairman?? โ๏ธ๐ This is QT โ๏ธ๐ Monitor always grey โ๏ธ๐ need you to fix
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League of Legends
Lord Voldemort has infiltrated the Dignitas house
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Michael, this is Dumbledore, Lord Voldemort has infiltrated the Dignitas house and killed Scarra. The legend says the one that carrys the mark of the donger on his forehead is destined to stop the dark lord. Please Michael avenge Scarra!
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Evolution is sorcery made up by communists
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Hello Mr. Pie, concerned Christian parent here, my child came asking for 4.99$ because he said he wanted to join the BDC, whatever that is. Please stop filling my kid's head with lies... I already had to tell him that Evolution is sorcery made up by communists
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Sorry, I dropped my chess set
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โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โโโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ Sorry, I've dropped my chess set โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โโโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โโโ โ โ โ โ โ โ โโ โโ โ
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