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I dream of becoming a carrot. When I'm home alone I dig holes in the backyard and stand in them, put lettuce on top of my head from sun up to sun down. I would steal sun tan spray from stores and use it until I turned a bright orange. People tell me it's impossible for me to be a carrot but I know I can be anything I want to be.
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Do not fear a man that spams 1000 memes, instead fear a man that spams a meme 1000 times 
you vs the guy she tells you not to worry about 