Hey Reynad! Nice to see you streaming again. I see you've decided you want to look like a pencil. Good for you man, follow your dreams. You'll be erasing your foes in no time. Kappa

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Hey Reynad, King of Nigeria here. Through generations of inbreeding, my family tree now looks more like a family reef. The genetic defects are getting out of hand. My grandson was just born with a giant donger on his head. How will this affect my reign?

Only 10 seconds into watching Eloise's stream, Reynad knew he could wait no longer. An uninvited guest, Little Reynad, had shown up and wouldn't go away. Reynad asked Frodan for his Eloise nudes and upon receiving them, Reynad had begun furiously masturbating. Ten seconds before busting a nut, Reynad noticed the image was actually a gif, and watched in horror as he saw "Eloise" take off "her" mask. Scamaz had struck again.

hello son, Dadnad here. Please don't waste your life away in front of that computer playing some card game. Text that girl, Lea, and play that guitar for her. Did I ever tell you that's how I woo'd Momnad? Kids these days, don't let me down, son.