[Copypasta] Dadnad and Momnad

twitchquotes: hello son, Dadnad here. Please don't waste your life away in front of that computer playing some card game. Text that girl, Lea, and play that guitar for her. Did I ever tell you that's how I woo'd Momnad? Kids these days, don't let me down, son.
twitch chat
May 2014
Reynad
I used to be a real ad
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RNGesus pounds Reynad's sweet, supple orifice relentlessly

twitchquotes: Hello fair maiden Reynad, this is the valiant knight Sir Coppus Pastaronus. I have come to rescue you from the mystical Tower of Salt, where the cruel innkeeper RNGesus has pounded your sweet, supple orifice relentlessly to the beat of Lord Kappa Please no paste.
twitch chat
March 2014
Reynad

Leper Gnome guns

twitchquotes: fuckin reymad m8, why do you look like you're 15 years old? You even old enough to drive there m8? I used to remember back in the old day your dad would yell at you on stream. I miss those days. Somebody needs to smash your face m8 all you do is play hearthstone all day. You obviously don't lift with those leper gnome guns you got there.
twitch chat
March 2014
Reynad

Emotes cloud

twitchquotes: BuddhaBar แ…š KevinTurtle แ…šแ…š แ…šแ…šแ…šแ…šแ…šแ…šแ…š แ…šแ…š แ…šแ…š แ…šแ…š TooSpicy แ…šแ…šแ…šแ…š แ…š WholeWheat แ…šแ…šแ…šแ…š แ…šแ…šแ…šแ…šแ…šแ…š PogChamp แ…šแ…š Kappa แ…šแ…š SriHead แ…šแ…š แ…šแ…šแ…šแ…šแ…šแ…šแ…š DansGame แ…šแ…šแ…šแ…šแ…š cmonBruh แ…šแ…šแ…šแ…š แ…šแ…šแ…šแ…šแ…šแ…šแ…šแ…šแ…š DatSheffy แ…š WutFace
twitch chat
March 2016
Reynad

Are you Reynad's dad?

twitchquotes: I went to a MTG tournament in Denver to meet Brian Kibler and ask him in person "Are you Reynad's dad?" I needed the truth. I approached Kibler and asked him for a semen sample. Kibler gave a coy smile, "There's only one way you're getting semen out of me." I got on my knees and took the sample. I still don't know if Kibler is Reydad but we've been dating for 5 days now.
twitch chat
January 2015
Reynad

A spare I guess

twitchquotes: Hey Reynad, I bought two bundles of asparagus today. I only needed one but the other can be 'a spare i guess'.
twitch chat
January 2015
Reynad
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