[Copypasta] Dadnad and Momnad

twitchquotes: hello son, Dadnad here. Please don't waste your life away in front of that computer playing some card game. Text that girl, Lea, and play that guitar for her. Did I ever tell you that's how I woo'd Momnad? Kids these days, don't let me down, son.
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May 2014
Reynad
(β–€ΜΏΔΉΜ―β”œβ”¬β”΄β”¬β”΄ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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Reynad the Saltnosed Streamer

twitchquotes: Κ• Ν‘β—Š Νœβ—‰ Ν‘β—Š Κ” Reynad the Saltnosed Streamer, had a very Salty Nose. All of the other Streamers laughed and used to call him names. BibleThump Then one salty Krippmas Eve, Forsen came to say, "Reynad with your salt so bright, won't you topdeck my sleigh tonight?" Then all Streamers loved him as they jerked off with glee, Reynad the Saltnosed Streamer, you'll go down in history! Κ• Ν‘β—Š Νœβ—‰ Ν‘β—Š Κ”
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December 2014
Reynad

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Reynad please give pube-styling tips

twitchquotes: Hey reynad, ever since I listened to your tips my hair has never been better! But now I need pube-styling tips. Do you trim or straighten it? I was thinking an Abe Lincoln look. what do you think?
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March 2014
Reynad

RNG in Cardstone is considered illegal gambling

twitchquotes: Dear Reynad, I am a representative of Twitch tv. I am sad to inform you that due to the random aspects of the RNG associated with soulfire's discard process this can be considered illegal gambling and you are going to be forced to stop these games immediately. Much love, Twitch tv admins. please no copypasterino al pacino greasy guido
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March 2014
Reynad

Eyes wide and with flowery flare

twitchquotes: (β—•β€Ώβ—•βœΏ) Eyes wide and with flowery flare, we love you Reynad you have great hair (β—•β€Ώβ—•βœΏ)
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November 2014
Reynad

Hello! My name is Reynad!

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November 2014
Reynad
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