[Copypasta] Trump captains Australian TSM division

twitchquotes: Today pro-gaming team TSM announced that their star Hearthstone player Jeffrey "Trump" Shih will be moving to Australia to captain their new division, AuTSM. Way to go Trump!
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January 2015
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Taking my polar bear for a walk

twitchquotes: ā•­( Ķ”Ā° ĶœŹ– Ķ”Ā°)ā•Æā•²_____Ź•Ā° į“„Ā°Ź” Oh, don't mind me. Just taking my polar bear for a walk.
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November 2014
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Donald Trump said to Trump

twitchquotes: Donald Trump said to Trump while playing Trumps, ā€œdid u Trumpā€¦Trump?ā€ He replied ā€œNo Trump I didnā€™t Trump while playing Trumpsā€¦Trumpā€, Trump then said ā€œsounded like a Trumpet Trump, or did u do a Trump Trump that sounded like a Trumpet playing Trumpsā€¦Trumpā€, He replied ā€œHey is that Brian Kibbler, Kibbler Brian of Brian Kibbler Gamingā€¦Kibbler Kibbler Brian Kibblerā€¦?ā€ Kappa
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November 2014
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Worry about a tree, miss the entire forest

twitchquotes: ćƒ½( Ķ”Ā°ā•­ĶœŹ–ā•®Ķ”Ā° )ļ¾‰ And if you only worry about a tree, you'll miss the entire forest around it ćƒ½( Ķ”Ā°ā•­ĶœŹ–ā•®Ķ”Ā° )ļ¾‰-Sage Dong
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November 2014
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Value Town was within reach

twitchquotes: Trump couldnā€™t wait. Value Town was within reach and he moaned, hard, ā€œTuck Frump!ā€ He was fidgety, yet Kripparrian stripped away his juvenile briefs. ā€œHe has the perfect cardsā€¦ā€ Kripp thought in his head, ā€œAn absolutely ridiculous deck.ā€ Cattarrian stared casually as Kripp bounced his Ragnaros off of Trumpā€™s plump rump.
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November 2014
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Trump got kicked out of Blizzcon

twitchquotes: Trump got kicked out of Blizzcon when security asked him a question and he refused to answer unless they gave him $4.99
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November 2014
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