[Copypasta] Trump captains Australian TSM division

twitchquotes: Today pro-gaming team TSM announced that their star Hearthstone player Jeffrey "Trump" Shih will be moving to Australia to captain their new division, AuTSM. Way to go Trump!
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January 2015
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For a little donger, I pack a big punch!

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Worry about a tree, miss the entire forest

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