[Copypasta] Trump captains Australian TSM division

twitchquotes: Today pro-gaming team TSM announced that their star Hearthstone player Jeffrey "Trump" Shih will be moving to Australia to captain their new division, AuTSM. Way to go Trump!
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January 2015
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If I only get one message ,I'll make it sweet and sharp

twitchquotes: I only get one message in slow mode huh? well, if i only get one message, i'll make it sweet and sharp. These authoritarian mods will not be tolerated. Hearthstone was based on the premise of the free market, and it has been corrupted by N A Z I mods in chat who are power hungry. Don't ruin the Hearthstone and twitch chat experience. Thanks
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NAXXRAMAS expansion has been UNRELEASED

twitchquotes: ATTENTION: The NAXXRAMAS expansion has been UNRELEASED in order to make room for the Gnomes Vs. Goblins expansion. We apologize for any dongers raised by this message.
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One hour of Trump's streaming per evening

twitchquotes: I'm not allowed to take sleep inducement medication, because of a previous addictions to psychoactive drugs. So, my doctor instead prescribed 1 hour of Trump's stream per evening. Kappa
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Who is TUCK and why does everyone want to FRUMP him?

twitchquotes: Hello Twitch chat, i am new to Twitch and wanted to know who this "T U C K" guy is and why everyone wants to "F R U M P" him? I thank you for your answers and pls no copy pasta this spam Greyface Kappa Kappa
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Donald Trump said to Trump

twitchquotes: Donald Trump said to Trump while playing Trumps, ā€œdid u Trumpā€¦Trump?ā€ He replied ā€œNo Trump I didnā€™t Trump while playing Trumpsā€¦Trumpā€, Trump then said ā€œsounded like a Trumpet Trump, or did u do a Trump Trump that sounded like a Trumpet playing Trumpsā€¦Trumpā€, He replied ā€œHey is that Brian Kibbler, Kibbler Brian of Brian Kibbler Gamingā€¦Kibbler Kibbler Brian Kibblerā€¦?ā€ Kappa
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