Dear chat, I would like to propose a stupendous offer to you all, in the which all of you would become my slaves, I would be master of you all and you will be forced to obey my every whim no matter how grotesque, ludicrous or dangerous, this may include such feats as swallowing swords or tightrope walking, or dressing up as clowns and attempting to make children laugh; we will be a veritable traveling BDSM circus, and I will be master of you all. I hope you will accept my offer straightway.
Submitted by:anonymous
Dear chat, I would like to propose a stupendous offer to you all, in the which all of you would become my slaves, I would be master of you all and you will be forced to obey my every whim no matter how grotesque, ludicrous or dangerous, this may include such feats as swallowing swords or tightrope walking, or dressing up as clowns and attempting to make children laugh; we will be a veritable traveling BDSM circus, and I will be master of you all. I hope you will accept my offer straightway.
listen until you guys have read fichte, kant, schelling, hegel, goethe, novalis and hamann in the original german, you will never be on my intellectual level, you are plebs who are addicted to reddit and think rick and morty is a deep show, your children will be dysgenic losers and mine will be serious winners and well-educated, they'll probably smack the glasses off your children for fun and then go read homer in the original greek.
Submitted by:anonymous
listen until you guys have read fichte, kant, schelling, hegel, goethe, novalis and hamann in the original german, you will never be on my intellectual level, you are plebs who are addicted to reddit and think rick and morty is a deep show, your children will be dysgenic losers and mine will be serious winners and well-educated, they'll probably smack the glasses off your children for fun and then go read homer in the original greek.
Forze just play like rats and always manage to squeek out of bad situations, they constantly find timings, constantly win 4v5s and 3v5s. This is just a team that relies on luck.
Submitted by:anonymous
Forze just play like rats and always manage to squeek out of bad situations, they constantly find timings, constantly win 4v5s and 3v5s. This is just a team that relies on luck.
ima be totally real here, i would put in thousands of hours, millions if thats what it would take, just to become a starting LEC league player, and hard carry every game, just to have the opportunity to speak to laure in a post game interview
Submitted by:anonymous
ima be totally real here, i would put in thousands of hours, millions if thats what it would take, just to become a starting LEC league player, and hard carry every game, just to have the opportunity to speak to laure in a post game interview
Do you see my incredible prowess at this game? I'm completely dominating! I'm literally only losing due to my fucking idiot teammates. One more. Alright, it's impossible for me to lose as long as I'm patient. Fuck, this game mode sucks. God, get out of my way! I'm constantly losing to inferior players! One more. Do you see this zoning? It doesn't look like I'm doing much, but this is known as zoning. God, this is basically RNG. Are my teammates even doing anything? One more.
Submitted by:Fall Guys (streamer: Aurateur)
Do you see my incredible prowess at this game? I'm completely dominating! I'm literally only losing due to my fucking idiot teammates. One more. Alright, it's impossible for me to lose as long as I'm patient. Fuck, this game mode sucks. God, get out of my way! I'm constantly losing to inferior players! One more. Do you see this zoning? It doesn't look like I'm doing much, but this is known as zoning. God, this is basically RNG. Are my teammates even doing anything? One more.
GIFT TJ A GMOD, WAIT. WHAT? WHAT IS A GMOD? A GEE? MOD? WHAT IS A GEE AND WHAT IS A MOD? IS THAT A KEK ? AllKek @SQUILLZ_MOLEY ? OR IS WHAT KIDS CALL A NoKek MOMENT?
Submitted by:anonymous
GIFT TJ A GMOD, WAIT. WHAT? WHAT IS A GMOD? A GEE? MOD? WHAT IS A GEE AND WHAT IS A MOD? IS THAT A KEK ? AllKek @SQUILLZ_MOLEY ? OR IS WHAT KIDS CALL A NoKek MOMENT?