guys why when a another person gets a massage gun, its seen as perfectly normal. BUT when Esfand orders a 240 Volt Massager Pro 5000 with 6 speed pulsating exchangeable tip, elasticized prodder with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic sex dungeon scream surround sound system, hes suddenly in a sex cult?
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guys why when a another person gets a massage gun, its seen as perfectly normal. BUT when Esfand orders a 240 Volt Massager Pro 5000 with 6 speed pulsating exchangeable tip, elasticized prodder with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic sex dungeon scream surround sound system, hes suddenly in a sex cult?
This streamer looks like carl wheezer had sex with a bagel's second cousins brothers aunt then smothered the baby then had sex with the corpse and then gangbanged spongebob with patrick and squidward
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This streamer looks like carl wheezer had sex with a bagel's second cousins brothers aunt then smothered the baby then had sex with the corpse and then gangbanged spongebob with patrick and squidward
Auishodelf
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Auishodelf
Heard this retard stream was calling billie eilish fat. You fat pavee piss the bed. Say it to my face and I'll spark you the fuc out. Good for nutting kiddy fiddler
Submitted by:NobbyDaddy
Heard this retard stream was calling billie eilish fat. You fat pavee piss the bed. Say it to my face and I'll spark you the fuc out. Good for nutting kiddy fiddler
8=== ✊ === ✊ ===D 💦 Swagging EMONEY A LITTLE THIRSTY FR FR
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8=== ✊ === ✊ ===D 💦 Swagging EMONEY A LITTLE THIRSTY FR FR
Dear strimmer, I was thinking a lot lately about my life and my recent activity on twitch. thing is only thing that keep me in life at the moment are cute young female skimpy dressed streamers. Just wanted to tell that this is one of my last days on this already overpopulated planet. Unless someone will DM me some feet pics, those could keep me alive for a while Kappa
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Dear strimmer, I was thinking a lot lately about my life and my recent activity on twitch. thing is only thing that keep me in life at the moment are cute young female skimpy dressed streamers. Just wanted to tell that this is one of my last days on this already overpopulated planet. Unless someone will DM me some feet pics, those could keep me alive for a while Kappa
Do you like sex? I like stroking the girl's abdomen, rubbing and feeling her vulva. I love watching her moan in pleasure when I kiss her neck and lips. It's so cute when she asks for more, I love feeling her body. Everytime I stroke her body my heart beats faster and my penis gets even harder. When I put my penis inside of her I can feel her chest beating incredibly fast and the sweat dropping off her body when I thrust her. I do it until we both cum. After we both cum, we kiss until we pass out, then wake up and do it all over again. I love fucking.
Submitted by:AziimaN
Do you like sex? I like stroking the girl's abdomen, rubbing and feeling her vulva. I love watching her moan in pleasure when I kiss her neck and lips. It's so cute when she asks for more, I love feeling her body. Everytime I stroke her body my heart beats faster and my penis gets even harder. When I put my penis inside of her I can feel her chest beating incredibly fast and the sweat dropping off her body when I thrust her. I do it until we both cum. After we both cum, we kiss until we pass out, then wake up and do it all over again. I love fucking.
Did you just say "your" instead of ''you're'' when you were addressing me? How fucking retarded can you be? I'm a proud member of the Grammar Nazi army and I cannot tolerate this any longer. You are a disgrace to our lord and savior Hitler and if you type anymore grammatical mistakes you will be punished and executed for the sins that you've commited. I have 3 million victims as a soldier on internet keyboard warrior grounds and have earned millions as an assassin. If you think you can speak English incorrectly in front of my face, you are dead wrong. Don't you even dare spell any words wrong. Spell a word incorrectly once? Death. Spell a word incorrectly twice? Death to your family. Spell a word incorrectly thrice? A second holocaust. Anyone who writes their sentences incorrectly are the Jews of English speaking. I maybe a lonely virgin incel but that doesn't stop me from serving my duty. Don't you ever insult our army again.
Submitted by:AziimaN
Did you just say "your" instead of ''you're'' when you were addressing me? How fucking retarded can you be? I'm a proud member of the Grammar Nazi army and I cannot tolerate this any longer. You are a disgrace to our lord and savior Hitler and if you type anymore grammatical mistakes you will be punished and executed for the sins that you've commited. I have 3 million victims as a soldier on internet keyboard warrior grounds and have earned millions as an assassin. If you think you can speak English incorrectly in front of my face, you are dead wrong. Don't you even dare spell any words wrong. Spell a word incorrectly once? Death. Spell a word incorrectly twice? Death to your family. Spell a word incorrectly thrice? A second holocaust. Anyone who writes their sentences incorrectly are the Jews of English speaking. I maybe a lonely virgin incel but that doesn't stop me from serving my duty. Don't you ever insult our army again.
4Weird I know I'm in the wrong place to preach this, but IDK why people speedrun Minecraft. It's such a chill game with lots of exploration, why take it away by rushing through it? 4Weird
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4Weird I know I'm in the wrong place to preach this, but IDK why people speedrun Minecraft. It's such a chill game with lots of exploration, why take it away by rushing through it? 4Weird
shittin and cummin and poopin and spittin fuck bruh she shat on my cock hit her with the glock
shittin and cummin and poopin and spittin fuck bro she shat on my cock hell bro shes puttin up a show so constantly i try to redifine my rhymes so i sprinkle in some cum salt yeah thats right you let it dry and givit a try then u snort and fly high to the sky
the official version
cummin spittin and juicin the titays
tits bigger than the Himalayas
fuck man once again shes gone on shitting
so i sit there go what the fuck
she says im just chilling
so i go cum salt
she buys some
god bless america
so anyways shit goes sideways and i try to find ways to make the pissin and shittin stop but the shittin just wont stop so i go left right hippity stop cock so she wont shit on my cock no more thats the end of this rap goodbye fellas
Submitted by:pimpchimper 69
shittin and cummin and poopin and spittin fuck bruh she shat on my cock hit her with the glock
shittin and cummin and poopin and spittin fuck bro she shat on my cock hell bro shes puttin up a show so constantly i try to redifine my rhymes so i sprinkle in some cum salt yeah thats right you let it dry and givit a try then u snort and fly high to the sky
the official version
cummin spittin and juicin the titays
tits bigger than the Himalayas
fuck man once again shes gone on shitting
so i sit there go what the fuck
she says im just chilling
so i go cum salt
she buys some
god bless america
so anyways shit goes sideways and i try to find ways to make the pissin and shittin stop but the shittin just wont stop so i go left right hippity stop cock so she wont shit on my cock no more thats the end of this rap goodbye fellas