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The OWOfied Navy Seal
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It's TANNER TIME! at your local McDonalds®!
It’s TANNER TIME! at your local McDonalds®! The Damonte Meal™ is now available for 4.99$ featuring a large Coca-Cola™, a special NA Big Mac™, and some large fries! Go Thieves! Your order is guaranteed to be served by Tanner himself!
The time was 1:53 AM. This is the last game of worlds.I'M GOING IN!" I pause to take in the world around me. I can do anything right now. Physical, mental, emotional, and spiritual limits no longer apply to me. I gather the strength in my forefinger as I slowly lift it over my R key. I say...no, I yell, with the ferocity of a million suns, We did it. "WE WON WORLDS. Sneaky wakes up in the mental asylum realizing it was all a dream.
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Sneaky copypasta for when somebody says does anybody have that mental hospital sneaky copypasta.
The time was 1:53 AM. This is the last game of worlds.I'M GOING IN!" I pause to take in the world around me. I can do anything right now. Physical, mental, emotional, and spiritual limits no longer apply to me. I gather the strength in my forefinger as I slowly lift it over my R key. I say...no, I yell, with the ferocity of a million suns, We did it. "WE WON WORLDS. Sneaky wakes up in the mental asylum realizing it was all a dream.