Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the animal crossing dog so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I see a picture of her I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with animal crossing dog . I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of animal crossing dog's pussy. I want her to have my babies. Fuck, my fucking mom caught me jerking off to her. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my laptop. I might not ever get to see the animal crossing dog again.
Submitted by:Rat.beef.
Animal crossing dog
Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the animal crossing dog so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I see a picture of her I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with animal crossing dog . I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of animal crossing dog's pussy. I want her to have my babies. Fuck, my fucking mom caught me jerking off to her. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my laptop. I might not ever get to see the animal crossing dog again.
orca
Submitted by:anonymous
orca
I'm the Globglogabgalab, I love books
And this basement is a true treasure trove
I am the Glob-glo-gab-galab
The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble flibba blabba blab
I'm full of shwibbly liber-kind
I am the yeast of thoughts and minds
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Simply delicious
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I am the Glob-glo-gab-galab
The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble flibba blabba blab
I'm full of shwibbly liber-kind
I am the yeast of thoughts and minds
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Submitted by:Rat.beef.
Globglogabgalab
I'm the Globglogabgalab, I love books
And this basement is a true treasure trove
I am the Glob-glo-gab-galab
The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble flibba blabba blab
I'm full of shwibbly liber-kind
I am the yeast of thoughts and minds
Shwabble dabble glibble glabble schribble shwap glab
Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-glap shwap
Shwabble dabble glibble glabble shwibble shwap-dap
Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-shwap glab
Ooh, ha ha ha, mmm, splendid
Simply delicious
Ohm, ha ha ha ha
I am the Glob-glo-gab-galab
The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble flibba blabba blab
I'm full of shwibbly liber-kind
I am the yeast of thoughts and minds
Shwabble dabble glibble glabble schribble shwap glab
Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-glap shwap
Shwabble dabble glibble glabble shwibble shwap-dap
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My name, oh lemme tell you my name... uuhhh I'm confused because uh you know like we're supposed to believe in the ministry right? so is the i-is the church and state supposed to be separate? I'm confused 'cos I never went to school, right? Is a confused person get a resolution? I don't understand. You see when you go like that, right, you have a cross, two sticks right? And that's how I felt when I was in Waterloo because when I walked in waterloo and smiled at people, they treated me like a vampire. They used the cross and they went like this by not smiling at me. Hey, hi guys you know me? Steve Spiros? Easy going? those who know me, I'm a nobody, ya understand? And you can't kill a person with no body. So why am I afraid? I'm not afraid. I'm afraid of the boogyman. Who's the boogyman? YOU FIGURE IT OUT! I'm getting out of here. I'm going back to Waterloo where the vampires hang out, and I'm gonna wear my sunglasses at night. You know why? Because women show their tits, have short skirts, and then they feel violated when I look at them. Why? because I have sunglasses on and I'm weird. iiii-Im from Humberside. I'm sorry if i made a fool of Humberside but all those people who called me a sleepwalker. I woke up. and now I'm going back to sleep because I'm going to be committed in an isolation room because I'm gonna go back to the ministry and allow them to perceive me as I am. A FUCKED UP! GOODBYE!...... Hey Toronto the good, look at look at this square! It was a shit hole when I worked here! Now looks like New York Manhattan?! Where are the bums? There's no bums here? Toronto doesn't have bums! But Waterloo, they're creating bums, they created me. Why? I don't know! Maybe it's the church. Talk to the Pope, he knows everything. I had it. I'm gonna die. How can you die when you're DEAD... Oh wait a second. I'm gonna be crucified right? *-rips open shirt-* Ahhhhh. I'm not gonna raise my voice.
Submitted by:A Traumatized Interviewer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXwRgnZ990I
My name, oh lemme tell you my name... uuhhh I'm confused because uh you know like we're supposed to believe in the ministry right? so is the i-is the church and state supposed to be separate? I'm confused 'cos I never went to school, right? Is a confused person get a resolution? I don't understand. You see when you go like that, right, you have a cross, two sticks right? And that's how I felt when I was in Waterloo because when I walked in waterloo and smiled at people, they treated me like a vampire. They used the cross and they went like this by not smiling at me. Hey, hi guys you know me? Steve Spiros? Easy going? those who know me, I'm a nobody, ya understand? And you can't kill a person with no body. So why am I afraid? I'm not afraid. I'm afraid of the boogyman. Who's the boogyman? YOU FIGURE IT OUT! I'm getting out of here. I'm going back to Waterloo where the vampires hang out, and I'm gonna wear my sunglasses at night. You know why? Because women show their tits, have short skirts, and then they feel violated when I look at them. Why? because I have sunglasses on and I'm weird. iiii-Im from Humberside. I'm sorry if i made a fool of Humberside but all those people who called me a sleepwalker. I woke up. and now I'm going back to sleep because I'm going to be committed in an isolation room because I'm gonna go back to the ministry and allow them to perceive me as I am. A FUCKED UP! GOODBYE!...... Hey Toronto the good, look at look at this square! It was a shit hole when I worked here! Now looks like New York Manhattan?! Where are the bums? There's no bums here? Toronto doesn't have bums! But Waterloo, they're creating bums, they created me. Why? I don't know! Maybe it's the church. Talk to the Pope, he knows everything. I had it. I'm gonna die. How can you die when you're DEAD... Oh wait a second. I'm gonna be crucified right? *-rips open shirt-* Ahhhhh. I'm not gonna raise my voice.
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Sadge I gave money to a homeless girl today. She thanked me, started crying, saying she couldn’t believe it. ”I don’t believe in anything, actually”, she said. I knew I recognized her from somewhere. And on the way home it hit me. She was a doubter..
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Sadge I gave money to a homeless girl today. She thanked me, started crying, saying she couldn’t believe it. ”I don’t believe in anything, actually”, she said. I knew I recognized her from somewhere. And on the way home it hit me. She was a doubter..