LEAPERS In deathrattle I go deeper LEAPERS In patch review I was a sleeper LEAPERS when Baron joins I get richer LEAPERS You guessed it right LEAPERS I am a leaper LEAPERS
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Hearthstone Battleground's new OP frog copypasta
LEAPERS In deathrattle I go deeper LEAPERS In patch review I was a sleeper LEAPERS when Baron joins I get richer LEAPERS You guessed it right LEAPERS I am a leaper LEAPERS
fring is the sussy impostor and he vented [vented]
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fring is the sussy impostor and he vented [vented]
Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans. Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
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Reasons and Explanation for why Vaporeon is made for sexual intercourse.
Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans. Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
FOR EVERYONE SAYING MINETA IS TRASH, A TERRIBLE CHARACTER, AND WILL NEVER MAKE A GOOD HERO
can you like, shut the fudge berries up? SO, Mineta is an extreme pervert, and not the "best" looking character. Plenty of reason to hate him right there! *note my sarcasm* Okay, Mineta is k i n d a trashy, but that doesn't mean he's a bad character. So, he's wimpy! What's wrong with that? Not everyone can be like Izuku, or Bakugou, or Shoto and just jump head on into danger! Kaminari has done the same thing MULTIPLE times, and guess who's STILL a fan favorite? And he's not a "terrible character" with "no development whatsoever". It's because you're too GOSH DARN focused on his perverted-ness. Even though he's still kind of a wimp, he has progressed in multiple ways, such as his will for wanting to be a hero, and his willingness to act during crisis. Like when he immediately rushed over with everyone else into a wave of enemies to help Aoyama. Old Mineta would have never gone out into the open against a ton of enemies, with a group or not. Also, MINETA WOULD MAKE A GREAT HERO, CALM YOUR SUGARY SHNOOKERDOOKIES AND LISTEN TO ME. How the FRACK do you expect him to have gotten into the Class 1-A hero course without being hero material? His quirk is amazing for trapping and pinning villains down. Izuku himself said that Mineta's quirk was pretty strong. Also, for you Mineta haters out there, here's something to r e a l l y roast your cornnuts. Mineta is one of the smartest people in class, smarter than Iida, Bakugou, Izuku, and Shoto. All of them have an intelligence of 4/5, while he has an intelligence of 5/5 (Momo being 6/5 because she's a goddess luv u bb). Now, "How come he ranked ninth place in class then?" You may ask, and I have a simple answer. H e d i d n ' t e v e n s t u d y .You know what else will fry your fishsticks? The fact that this boi is probably for fashionable than u what the criminy u takin bout
Submitted by:anonymous
FOR EVERYONE SAYING MINETA IS TRASH, A TERRIBLE CHARACTER, AND WILL NEVER MAKE A GOOD HERO
can you like, shut the fudge berries up? SO, Mineta is an extreme pervert, and not the "best" looking character. Plenty of reason to hate him right there! *note my sarcasm* Okay, Mineta is k i n d a trashy, but that doesn't mean he's a bad character. So, he's wimpy! What's wrong with that? Not everyone can be like Izuku, or Bakugou, or Shoto and just jump head on into danger! Kaminari has done the same thing MULTIPLE times, and guess who's STILL a fan favorite? And he's not a "terrible character" with "no development whatsoever". It's because you're too GOSH DARN focused on his perverted-ness. Even though he's still kind of a wimp, he has progressed in multiple ways, such as his will for wanting to be a hero, and his willingness to act during crisis. Like when he immediately rushed over with everyone else into a wave of enemies to help Aoyama. Old Mineta would have never gone out into the open against a ton of enemies, with a group or not. Also, MINETA WOULD MAKE A GREAT HERO, CALM YOUR SUGARY SHNOOKERDOOKIES AND LISTEN TO ME. How the FRACK do you expect him to have gotten into the Class 1-A hero course without being hero material? His quirk is amazing for trapping and pinning villains down. Izuku himself said that Mineta's quirk was pretty strong. Also, for you Mineta haters out there, here's something to r e a l l y roast your cornnuts. Mineta is one of the smartest people in class, smarter than Iida, Bakugou, Izuku, and Shoto. All of them have an intelligence of 4/5, while he has an intelligence of 5/5 (Momo being 6/5 because she's a goddess luv u bb). Now, "How come he ranked ninth place in class then?" You may ask, and I have a simple answer. H e d i d n ' t e v e n s t u d y .You know what else will fry your fishsticks? The fact that this boi is probably for fashionable than u what the criminy u takin bout