It's SURPRISING that QT lives at your house. I don't know HOW you closed that deal cause you've never closed anything EVER. You're not a closer. You're a relief pitcher AT MAX. You're not a fucking clos- you don't got the ICE COLD VEINS like ME that I was BORN WITH to COMPETE. You're a 6th/7th inning PITCHER! You pitch those 1 2 innings FOR ME. So mango can come in and CLOSE THE DEAL. Cause I'M A CLOSER.
Submitted by:TheRandomNat
Mang0's closer rant
It's SURPRISING that QT lives at your house. I don't know HOW you closed that deal cause you've never closed anything EVER. You're not a closer. You're a relief pitcher AT MAX. You're not a fucking clos- you don't got the ICE COLD VEINS like ME that I was BORN WITH to COMPETE. You're a 6th/7th inning PITCHER! You pitch those 1 2 innings FOR ME. So mango can come in and CLOSE THE DEAL. Cause I'M A CLOSER.
The Halo community is exclusively made up of the most smug, idiot virgins, who literally cannot get past their highschool/college LAN-gaming experiences, and who live almost totally in the past. These people are simply frozen highschool/college nostalgia, playing a game (series) that is fucking terrible.
Submitted by:TOpace
The Halo community is exclusively made up of the most smug, idiot virgins, who literally cannot get past their highschool/college LAN-gaming experiences, and who live almost totally in the past. These people are simply frozen highschool/college nostalgia, playing a game (series) that is fucking terrible.
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I lost my virginity at the Ariana Grande Fortnite concert... god it was so wild. She was a default skin but the p*ssy felt like a million vbucks. I would do anything to relive that moment.
Submitted by:anonymous
Fortnite Ariana concert
I lost my virginity at the Ariana Grande Fortnite concert... god it was so wild. She was a default skin but the p*ssy felt like a million vbucks. I would do anything to relive that moment.
hasRant Cussy dares to ask the tough question - In the Disney animated Pixar movie: Cars. If there are female cars and male cars, and then baby cars that implies the existence of a car pussy IE. a cussy.
Submitted by:hasanabi
hasRant Cussy dares to ask the tough question - In the Disney animated Pixar movie: Cars. If there are female cars and male cars, and then baby cars that implies the existence of a car pussy IE. a cussy.