What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little pirate? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class at Full Sail University, and I've been involved in numerous secret Photoshop files, and I have over 300 confirmed NFTs. I am trained in gorilla artwork and I'm the top artist in the entire US armed artists. You are nothing to me but just another pirate. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of discord servers across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can turn you into an NFT in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed brushstrokes, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States NFT Corps and I will use it to its full extent to stomp your miserable ass directly into the blockchain, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit paint all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little pirate? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class at Full Sail University, and I've been involved in numerous secret Photoshop files, and I have over 300 confirmed NFTs. I am trained in gorilla artwork and I'm the top artist in the entire US armed artists. You are nothing to me but just another pirate. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of discord servers across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can turn you into an NFT in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed brushstrokes, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States NFT Corps and I will use it to its full extent to stomp your miserable ass directly into the blockchain, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit paint all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Should We Ban Jerma From Our Gay Wedding?
Okay, so my boyfriend and I have been talking and we're looking to get married in the next year or so once it's safe. We've been talking seriously about this and we absolutely want to ensure that TOTAL PSYCHOPATH Jerma ABSOLUTELY does NOT come to our wedding.
I was thinking maybe putting up “beware of sus guy” photos around the venue? Maybe watching his tier list videos and picking his least favorite snacks? How can we best do this, do you think? SHOULD we do this? Many thanks.
(Oh, and P.S., if there’s a way we could invite Otto without his COMPLETELY UNHINGED RAT FILMOGRAPHER OWNER joining, that would be optimal :) )
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Should We Ban Jerma From Our Gay Wedding?
Okay, so my boyfriend and I have been talking and we're looking to get married in the next year or so once it's safe. We've been talking seriously about this and we absolutely want to ensure that TOTAL PSYCHOPATH Jerma ABSOLUTELY does NOT come to our wedding.
I was thinking maybe putting up “beware of sus guy” photos around the venue? Maybe watching his tier list videos and picking his least favorite snacks? How can we best do this, do you think? SHOULD we do this? Many thanks.
(Oh, and P.S., if there’s a way we could invite Otto without his COMPLETELY UNHINGED RAT FILMOGRAPHER OWNER joining, that would be optimal :) )
When thy pretender is acting dubious! 😳
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handel is one of my favorite classical (of the genre) music. His pieces are very triumphant and upbeat which I'm a very big fan of, especially as many of the orchetsral composers at the time wrote melancholic pieces. I'm generally more of a fan of the more downtrodden theme of the old greats, but handel really stands out.
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handel is one of my favorite classical (of the genre) music. His pieces are very triumphant and upbeat which I'm a very big fan of, especially as many of the orchetsral composers at the time wrote melancholic pieces. I'm generally more of a fan of the more downtrodden theme of the old greats, but handel really stands out.
Hey Tyler, This is Roy from "Bald Creators for Bald Pride" Here to come forward and ask you about an exciting partnership opportunity! We believe that being bald shouldn't be any reason for someone not having a healthy career and we are glad to see you excel in your career choice! Get back to me ASAP bald bud!
:)
- Love Roh
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Hey Tyler, This is Roy from "Bald Creators for Bald Pride" Here to come forward and ask you about an exciting partnership opportunity! We believe that being bald shouldn't be any reason for someone not having a healthy career and we are glad to see you excel in your career choice! Get back to me ASAP bald bud!
:)
- Love Roh
Do you know Candice?
Candice Gunnardötter. She and I have been looking for you for what seems like forever.
We miss you so,so much. Please come home, I’m begging you. All I see when I close my eyes is that sweet, shy face of yours. Although we might get frustrated with you sometimes, it doesn’t mean we don’t want, no, *need*, you here.
You haven’t been the same since Vietnam. All I saw the last time I looked in your eyes was the flashbacks…the flashbacks of the gunfire… the bodies… the bloodshed…
Last time I remember you being here, you were curled up in a fetal position on the bathroom floor, crying and shaking because of the “people in the walls”. Your psychiatrist and I suspect you have schizoaffective disorder and PTSD. You need help, but you’re too scared to admit it.
We’ve searched everywhere for you, every nook and cranny. This whole town would be better off with you. The police have no clue we’re you went. We suspect you’ve probably changed your identity. Why would you go through such lengths to run away from the people who love you? That I will never understand. Why would you run away from your own mother? Why would you leave her in such a hellish place as this?
Even if you’ll probably never see this, all I really want to say is come home…. come…
IN YO MAMA!!! GOTEM!!!
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IN YO MAMA (written by yours truly, me)
Do you know Candice?
Candice Gunnardötter. She and I have been looking for you for what seems like forever.
We miss you so,so much. Please come home, I’m begging you. All I see when I close my eyes is that sweet, shy face of yours. Although we might get frustrated with you sometimes, it doesn’t mean we don’t want, no, *need*, you here.
You haven’t been the same since Vietnam. All I saw the last time I looked in your eyes was the flashbacks…the flashbacks of the gunfire… the bodies… the bloodshed…
Last time I remember you being here, you were curled up in a fetal position on the bathroom floor, crying and shaking because of the “people in the walls”. Your psychiatrist and I suspect you have schizoaffective disorder and PTSD. You need help, but you’re too scared to admit it.
We’ve searched everywhere for you, every nook and cranny. This whole town would be better off with you. The police have no clue we’re you went. We suspect you’ve probably changed your identity. Why would you go through such lengths to run away from the people who love you? That I will never understand. Why would you run away from your own mother? Why would you leave her in such a hellish place as this?
Even if you’ll probably never see this, all I really want to say is come home…. come…
IN YO MAMA!!! GOTEM!!!
I have come to make an announcement. Shadow the hedgehog is bitch-ass motherfucker he pissed on my fucking wife that’s right he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was “This big” and I said “That’s disgusting” so I’m making a callout post on my twitter.com. shadow the hedgehog you have a small dick its the size of this wall-nut except way smaller and guess what here’s what my dong looks like BFFFT. That’s right baby all points, no quills, no pillows look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so I’m going to fuck the earth THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth I’m gonna go higher I’M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours before the piss DRRROPPLEETTSS hit the fucking earth now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too.
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Eggman has an announcement
I have come to make an announcement. Shadow the hedgehog is bitch-ass motherfucker he pissed on my fucking wife that’s right he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was “This big” and I said “That’s disgusting” so I’m making a callout post on my twitter.com. shadow the hedgehog you have a small dick its the size of this wall-nut except way smaller and guess what here’s what my dong looks like BFFFT. That’s right baby all points, no quills, no pillows look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so I’m going to fuck the earth THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth I’m gonna go higher I’M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours before the piss DRRROPPLEETTSS hit the fucking earth now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too.
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TNC FANS
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tns has 5 fans and they re playing right now
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Look, I have to admit I could not be bothered to read that at all and I'm guessing your issue is some kind of absolute bullshit. Go take a shower and then get to bed. Tomorrow, go to work. That's the only advice you're getting now.
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Look, I have to admit I could not be bothered to read that at all and I'm guessing your issue is some kind of absolute bullshit. Go take a shower and then get to bed. Tomorrow, go to work. That's the only advice you're getting now.
Your life is EVERYTHING! You serve ALL PURPOSE! You should treat yourself NOW! And give yourself, a piece of that oxygen, in the ozone layer, that's covered up so then you can breathe in this blue trapped bubble! 'Cause you know I'm here for it! To worship YOU! Love YOURSELF! I mean that with a hundred percent! With a thousand percent!
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Your life is EVERYTHING! You serve ALL PURPOSE! You should treat yourself NOW! And give yourself, a piece of that oxygen, in the ozone layer, that's covered up so then you can breathe in this blue trapped bubble! 'Cause you know I'm here for it! To worship YOU! Love YOURSELF! I mean that with a hundred percent! With a thousand percent!
Guys, I'm shaking. I'm fucking shaking. I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Halloween Mercy. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Halloween Mercy pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would Blizzard create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.
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Guys, I'm shaking. I'm fucking shaking. I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Halloween Mercy. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Halloween Mercy pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would Blizzard create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.