Jerma clones: the deep lore
I can still remember the day when the original Jerma, Jerma 1, made 999 other clones of himself for a 1000 subscriber special. Each Jerma was unique in its own way, with different personalities and quirks of their own. People think Jerma 985 is short? Jerma 426 was on a microscopic scale! Unable to be seen without patented GamerVision. Jerma 72 loved to bake, and Jerma 658 was great at basketball. Jerma 1’s ego got to him though, and he began to punish other Jermas who didn’t revere him for being the original Jerma, their god. Tensions rose, and many of the other Jermas started to practice dark magic in hopes of becoming powerful skinwalkers, capable of overthrowing their master. The madness from practicing dark magic began to set in, and Jerma 1’s treatment of the other Jermas drove them over the edge. Very few tried to protect him as he was torn to shreds and cannibalized by the other Jermas; and those who did were also eaten. Of course, with the massive disrupt in power came the question: who will lead us now? Everyone wanted to rule. Jerma 1 had all the best things, like fabulous coffees, Cheetos, and chicken. A fight ensued, all on stream, of course, as all 999 Jerma clones vied for power. Eventually, Jerma 985 won out, skinning the other clones, and consuming them all to obtain their powers. The stream can no longer be viewed today, as members of the human rights council called it “an affront to humanity”. Some say that Jerma 985 didn’t really eat all the other clones. That there are still a few others out there, with dark magic skills that rival even Jerma 985’s, such as odd Michael. Rumors have also spread that Kim, Jerma’s own girlfriend, could simply be another clone with the power to shapeshift and seduce…
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Jerma clones: the deep lore
I can still remember the day when the original Jerma, Jerma 1, made 999 other clones of himself for a 1000 subscriber special. Each Jerma was unique in its own way, with different personalities and quirks of their own. People think Jerma 985 is short? Jerma 426 was on a microscopic scale! Unable to be seen without patented GamerVision. Jerma 72 loved to bake, and Jerma 658 was great at basketball. Jerma 1’s ego got to him though, and he began to punish other Jermas who didn’t revere him for being the original Jerma, their god. Tensions rose, and many of the other Jermas started to practice dark magic in hopes of becoming powerful skinwalkers, capable of overthrowing their master. The madness from practicing dark magic began to set in, and Jerma 1’s treatment of the other Jermas drove them over the edge. Very few tried to protect him as he was torn to shreds and cannibalized by the other Jermas; and those who did were also eaten. Of course, with the massive disrupt in power came the question: who will lead us now? Everyone wanted to rule. Jerma 1 had all the best things, like fabulous coffees, Cheetos, and chicken. A fight ensued, all on stream, of course, as all 999 Jerma clones vied for power. Eventually, Jerma 985 won out, skinning the other clones, and consuming them all to obtain their powers. The stream can no longer be viewed today, as members of the human rights council called it “an affront to humanity”. Some say that Jerma 985 didn’t really eat all the other clones. That there are still a few others out there, with dark magic skills that rival even Jerma 985’s, such as odd Michael. Rumors have also spread that Kim, Jerma’s own girlfriend, could simply be another clone with the power to shapeshift and seduce…
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little pirate? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class at Full Sail University, and I've been involved in numerous secret Photoshop files, and I have over 300 confirmed NFTs. I am trained in gorilla artwork and I'm the top artist in the entire US armed artists. You are nothing to me but just another pirate. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of discord servers across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can turn you into an NFT in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed brushstrokes, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States NFT Corps and I will use it to its full extent to stomp your miserable ass directly into the blockchain, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit paint all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little pirate? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class at Full Sail University, and I've been involved in numerous secret Photoshop files, and I have over 300 confirmed NFTs. I am trained in gorilla artwork and I'm the top artist in the entire US armed artists. You are nothing to me but just another pirate. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of discord servers across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can turn you into an NFT in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed brushstrokes, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States NFT Corps and I will use it to its full extent to stomp your miserable ass directly into the blockchain, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit paint all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Should We Ban Jerma From Our Gay Wedding?
Okay, so my boyfriend and I have been talking and we're looking to get married in the next year or so once it's safe. We've been talking seriously about this and we absolutely want to ensure that TOTAL PSYCHOPATH Jerma ABSOLUTELY does NOT come to our wedding.
I was thinking maybe putting up “beware of sus guy” photos around the venue? Maybe watching his tier list videos and picking his least favorite snacks? How can we best do this, do you think? SHOULD we do this? Many thanks.
(Oh, and P.S., if there’s a way we could invite Otto without his COMPLETELY UNHINGED RAT FILMOGRAPHER OWNER joining, that would be optimal :) )
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Should We Ban Jerma From Our Gay Wedding?
Okay, so my boyfriend and I have been talking and we're looking to get married in the next year or so once it's safe. We've been talking seriously about this and we absolutely want to ensure that TOTAL PSYCHOPATH Jerma ABSOLUTELY does NOT come to our wedding.
I was thinking maybe putting up “beware of sus guy” photos around the venue? Maybe watching his tier list videos and picking his least favorite snacks? How can we best do this, do you think? SHOULD we do this? Many thanks.
(Oh, and P.S., if there’s a way we could invite Otto without his COMPLETELY UNHINGED RAT FILMOGRAPHER OWNER joining, that would be optimal :) )
When thy pretender is acting dubious! 😳
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handel is one of my favorite classical (of the genre) music. His pieces are very triumphant and upbeat which I'm a very big fan of, especially as many of the orchetsral composers at the time wrote melancholic pieces. I'm generally more of a fan of the more downtrodden theme of the old greats, but handel really stands out.
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use when someone misspells handle as handel peepoGiggle... have fun twitch!
handel is one of my favorite classical (of the genre) music. His pieces are very triumphant and upbeat which I'm a very big fan of, especially as many of the orchetsral composers at the time wrote melancholic pieces. I'm generally more of a fan of the more downtrodden theme of the old greats, but handel really stands out.
Hey Tyler, This is Roy from "Bald Creators for Bald Pride" Here to come forward and ask you about an exciting partnership opportunity! We believe that being bald shouldn't be any reason for someone not having a healthy career and we are glad to see you excel in your career choice! Get back to me ASAP bald bud!
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- Love Roh
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Hey Tyler, This is Roy from "Bald Creators for Bald Pride" Here to come forward and ask you about an exciting partnership opportunity! We believe that being bald shouldn't be any reason for someone not having a healthy career and we are glad to see you excel in your career choice! Get back to me ASAP bald bud!
:)
- Love Roh
Do you know Candice?
Candice Gunnardötter. She and I have been looking for you for what seems like forever.
We miss you so,so much. Please come home, I’m begging you. All I see when I close my eyes is that sweet, shy face of yours. Although we might get frustrated with you sometimes, it doesn’t mean we don’t want, no, *need*, you here.
You haven’t been the same since Vietnam. All I saw the last time I looked in your eyes was the flashbacks…the flashbacks of the gunfire… the bodies… the bloodshed…
Last time I remember you being here, you were curled up in a fetal position on the bathroom floor, crying and shaking because of the “people in the walls”. Your psychiatrist and I suspect you have schizoaffective disorder and PTSD. You need help, but you’re too scared to admit it.
We’ve searched everywhere for you, every nook and cranny. This whole town would be better off with you. The police have no clue we’re you went. We suspect you’ve probably changed your identity. Why would you go through such lengths to run away from the people who love you? That I will never understand. Why would you run away from your own mother? Why would you leave her in such a hellish place as this?
Even if you’ll probably never see this, all I really want to say is come home…. come…
IN YO MAMA!!! GOTEM!!!
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IN YO MAMA (written by yours truly, me)
Do you know Candice?
Candice Gunnardötter. She and I have been looking for you for what seems like forever.
We miss you so,so much. Please come home, I’m begging you. All I see when I close my eyes is that sweet, shy face of yours. Although we might get frustrated with you sometimes, it doesn’t mean we don’t want, no, *need*, you here.
You haven’t been the same since Vietnam. All I saw the last time I looked in your eyes was the flashbacks…the flashbacks of the gunfire… the bodies… the bloodshed…
Last time I remember you being here, you were curled up in a fetal position on the bathroom floor, crying and shaking because of the “people in the walls”. Your psychiatrist and I suspect you have schizoaffective disorder and PTSD. You need help, but you’re too scared to admit it.
We’ve searched everywhere for you, every nook and cranny. This whole town would be better off with you. The police have no clue we’re you went. We suspect you’ve probably changed your identity. Why would you go through such lengths to run away from the people who love you? That I will never understand. Why would you run away from your own mother? Why would you leave her in such a hellish place as this?
Even if you’ll probably never see this, all I really want to say is come home…. come…
IN YO MAMA!!! GOTEM!!!
I have come to make an announcement. Shadow the hedgehog is bitch-ass motherfucker he pissed on my fucking wife that’s right he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was “This big” and I said “That’s disgusting” so I’m making a callout post on my twitter.com. shadow the hedgehog you have a small dick its the size of this wall-nut except way smaller and guess what here’s what my dong looks like BFFFT. That’s right baby all points, no quills, no pillows look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so I’m going to fuck the earth THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth I’m gonna go higher I’M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours before the piss DRRROPPLEETTSS hit the fucking earth now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too.
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Eggman has an announcement
I have come to make an announcement. Shadow the hedgehog is bitch-ass motherfucker he pissed on my fucking wife that’s right he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was “This big” and I said “That’s disgusting” so I’m making a callout post on my twitter.com. shadow the hedgehog you have a small dick its the size of this wall-nut except way smaller and guess what here’s what my dong looks like BFFFT. That’s right baby all points, no quills, no pillows look at that it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so I’m going to fuck the earth THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth I’m gonna go higher I’M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours before the piss DRRROPPLEETTSS hit the fucking earth now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too.
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tns has 5 fans and they re playing right now
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