Ding-a-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling!
Boo-ba-doo-ba-doop!
Boo-ba-doo-ba-doop!
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
I've got this feeling, so appealing
For us to get together and sing, sing!
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone
Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding donana phone
It grows in bunches, I've got my hunches
It's the best! Beats the rest!
Cellular, modular, interactivodular!
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone
Boop-boo-ba-doo-ba-doop!
Ping pong ping pong ping pong ping panana phone
It's no baloney, it ain't a p(h)ony
My cellular bananular phone!
Don't need quarters, don't need dimes
To call a friend of mine!
Don't need computer or TV
To have a real good time!
I'll call for pizza, I'll call my cat
I'll call the white house, have a chat!
I'll place a call around the world, operator get me Beijing-jing-jing-jing!
Submitted by:anonymous
Ding-a-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling!
Boo-ba-doo-ba-doop!
Boo-ba-doo-ba-doop!
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
I've got this feeling, so appealing
For us to get together and sing, sing!
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone
Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding donana phone
It grows in bunches, I've got my hunches
It's the best! Beats the rest!
Cellular, modular, interactivodular!
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone
Boop-boo-ba-doo-ba-doop!
Ping pong ping pong ping pong ping panana phone
It's no baloney, it ain't a p(h)ony
My cellular bananular phone!
Don't need quarters, don't need dimes
To call a friend of mine!
Don't need computer or TV
To have a real good time!
I'll call for pizza, I'll call my cat
I'll call the white house, have a chat!
I'll place a call around the world, operator get me Beijing-jing-jing-jing!
The spoky manshun - a horor storie
So onse ther was a manshun that very spoky so Peeple very scare of it and is scary it maek me pii mi pans in how spoky it is with scary goasts onse there was a boi named jak who was smart and hansom and bootifull and he saw a wizird who gave, him majic flowa??? That telepot to demin manshun where scary goasts and zombes scare him and he went to matt who sed that scaery things whir in and that hi was spoky goast and it was a bitryal!!!!!!!!!! He grab shap nife and kil jak and jak is goast and he say that i am haunt manshun but then he wok up from nitemair and play gaem on xbox and he was hapi and everywun live hapily ever after. And me the creator say that i had to edit the last part cuz if I didnt i would spok miself to deth.
Inspriored by Mincerfrat AMGOUS
Submitted by:Rhfnhdvowuenvedcjndiu
Horor storie that very spoky
The spoky manshun - a horor storie
So onse ther was a manshun that very spoky so Peeple very scare of it and is scary it maek me pii mi pans in how spoky it is with scary goasts onse there was a boi named jak who was smart and hansom and bootifull and he saw a wizird who gave, him majic flowa??? That telepot to demin manshun where scary goasts and zombes scare him and he went to matt who sed that scaery things whir in and that hi was spoky goast and it was a bitryal!!!!!!!!!! He grab shap nife and kil jak and jak is goast and he say that i am haunt manshun but then he wok up from nitemair and play gaem on xbox and he was hapi and everywun live hapily ever after. And me the creator say that i had to edit the last part cuz if I didnt i would spok miself to deth.
Inspriored by Mincerfrat AMGOUS
1 Cuil: if you asked me for a hamburger, and I gave you a raccoon.
2 Cuils: If you asked me for a hamburger, but it turns out I don't really exist. Where I was originally standing, a picture of a hamburger rests on the ground.
3 Cuils: You awake as a hamburger. You start screaming only to have special sauce fly from your lips. The world is in sepia.
4 Cuils: Why are we speaking German? A mime cries softly as he cradles a young cow. Your grandfather stares at you as the cow falls apart into patties. You look down only to see me with pickles for eyes, I am singing the song that gives birth to the universe.
5 Cuils: You ask for a hamburger, I give you a hamburger. You raise it to your lips and take a bite. Your eye twitches involuntarily. Across the street a father of three falls down the stairs. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. I give you a hamburger. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. You cannot swallow. There are children at the top of the stairs. A pickle shifts uneasily under the bun. I give you a hamburger. You look at my face, and I am pleading with you. The children are crying now. You raise the hamburger to your lips, tears stream down your face as you take a bite. I give you a hamburger. You are on your knees. You plead with me to go across the street. I hear only children's laughter. I give you a hamburger. You are screaming as you fall down the stairs. I am your child. You cannot see anything. You take a bite of the hamburger. The concrete rushes up to meet you. You awake with a start in your own bed. Your eye twitches involuntarily. I give you a hamburger. As you kill me, I do not make a sound. I give you a hamburger.
Submitted by:anonymous
cuil theory
1 Cuil: if you asked me for a hamburger, and I gave you a raccoon.
2 Cuils: If you asked me for a hamburger, but it turns out I don't really exist. Where I was originally standing, a picture of a hamburger rests on the ground.
3 Cuils: You awake as a hamburger. You start screaming only to have special sauce fly from your lips. The world is in sepia.
4 Cuils: Why are we speaking German? A mime cries softly as he cradles a young cow. Your grandfather stares at you as the cow falls apart into patties. You look down only to see me with pickles for eyes, I am singing the song that gives birth to the universe.
5 Cuils: You ask for a hamburger, I give you a hamburger. You raise it to your lips and take a bite. Your eye twitches involuntarily. Across the street a father of three falls down the stairs. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. I give you a hamburger. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. You cannot swallow. There are children at the top of the stairs. A pickle shifts uneasily under the bun. I give you a hamburger. You look at my face, and I am pleading with you. The children are crying now. You raise the hamburger to your lips, tears stream down your face as you take a bite. I give you a hamburger. You are on your knees. You plead with me to go across the street. I hear only children's laughter. I give you a hamburger. You are screaming as you fall down the stairs. I am your child. You cannot see anything. You take a bite of the hamburger. The concrete rushes up to meet you. You awake with a start in your own bed. Your eye twitches involuntarily. I give you a hamburger. As you kill me, I do not make a sound. I give you a hamburger.
Prepare for Trouble
And make it Double
To protect Anor Londo from devastation
To unite all hollows within creation
To denounce the evils of perseverance and death
To make Souls players salty to their last breath
Ornstein!
Smough!
Team Londo's shooting bolts at the speed of light
Surrender now, or prepare to fight!
Submitted by:anonymous
Prepare for Trouble
And make it Double
To protect Anor Londo from devastation
To unite all hollows within creation
To denounce the evils of perseverance and death
To make Souls players salty to their last breath
Ornstein!
Smough!
Team Londo's shooting bolts at the speed of light
Surrender now, or prepare to fight!