Wow. Just smashed my 4K TV in front of over 50 guests at my Super Bowl party because of this Pepsi Halftime Show. My wife just took our crying kids and said they’re all spending the night in a motel. This performance has ruined my life and my party. I can’t do this any longer!
Submitted by:voidmakesvids
Super Bowl Copypasta
Wow. Just smashed my 4K TV in front of over 50 guests at my Super Bowl party because of this Pepsi Halftime Show. My wife just took our crying kids and said they’re all spending the night in a motel. This performance has ruined my life and my party. I can’t do this any longer!
Pasta la Vista mother fucka!
Submitted by:anonymous
Pasta la Vista mother fucka!
youre rude and also inappropriate some of us are underage and the fact you have time to say that proves you don't have a life either
Submitted by:emotionalcomputer
this came from tubbos alt offline chat where a random chatter came in and attacked a random offliner for posting the 'people are still here' copypasta
youre rude and also inappropriate some of us are underage and the fact you have time to say that proves you don't have a life either
I do not give a shit i simp for pokimane and I'm a tier 3 sub fuck all those amateur's i wanna smell those pretty feet of yours pokimane you know when i was a little boy i used to slap girls ass when i was young and some of them liked it some of them didn't well guess what i wanna do that to pokimane and make her moan "daddy harder" but heh listen i have way more dirtier plans for pokimane heh i bought every single merchandise pokimane has you know i've come soo far don't mess it up you pussy's ok! I will continue to simp i will continue to slap girl's asses and i don't care if it's sexual assault i WILL DO IT. And i could do it to boys too heh well that's it you understand the whole reason why am writing this.
Submitted by:tier 3 pokimane sub
I will continue to simp
I do not give a shit i simp for pokimane and I'm a tier 3 sub fuck all those amateur's i wanna smell those pretty feet of yours pokimane you know when i was a little boy i used to slap girls ass when i was young and some of them liked it some of them didn't well guess what i wanna do that to pokimane and make her moan "daddy harder" but heh listen i have way more dirtier plans for pokimane heh i bought every single merchandise pokimane has you know i've come soo far don't mess it up you pussy's ok! I will continue to simp i will continue to slap girl's asses and i don't care if it's sexual assault i WILL DO IT. And i could do it to boys too heh well that's it you understand the whole reason why am writing this.
Look! Here is the new Band-aid plastic strip with new Super-Stick. It sticks better than any other bandage. The proof? Take a dry egg at room temperature, touch the egg with any other bandage, Brand X, Brand Y, Brand Z. Not one sticks. But a Band-aid plastic with new Super-Stick sticks tight instantly. Watch it again in slow motion. No pressure yet we can lift the egg even boil it. and the Band-aid plastic strip never comes loose...Yes. Even in hot soapy dish water neat, flesh colored almost invisible! Band-aid plastic strips with new Super-Stick stick better than any other bandage made only by Johnson and Johnson the most trusted name in surgical dressing, be sure you get Band-aid plastic strips!
Submitted by:Hailee_I_guess
I was trying to quote my friends on a google doc with random commercial ads just because but then I found some from the 40's and then ran into you're Twitch through the internet. Enjoy these Band-aid plastic strips.
Look! Here is the new Band-aid plastic strip with new Super-Stick. It sticks better than any other bandage. The proof? Take a dry egg at room temperature, touch the egg with any other bandage, Brand X, Brand Y, Brand Z. Not one sticks. But a Band-aid plastic with new Super-Stick sticks tight instantly. Watch it again in slow motion. No pressure yet we can lift the egg even boil it. and the Band-aid plastic strip never comes loose...Yes. Even in hot soapy dish water neat, flesh colored almost invisible! Band-aid plastic strips with new Super-Stick stick better than any other bandage made only by Johnson and Johnson the most trusted name in surgical dressing, be sure you get Band-aid plastic strips!
I have your children in my basement. I demand a surplus of 25,000 dollars as ransom, or your children will never be able to pee, eat, see, or cry ever again. You have a month. Send the ransom money to this address: 69 Sus Avenue, Susville, Florida, USA
Submitted by:bigballsucker69
sus ransom
I have your children in my basement. I demand a surplus of 25,000 dollars as ransom, or your children will never be able to pee, eat, see, or cry ever again. You have a month. Send the ransom money to this address: 69 Sus Avenue, Susville, Florida, USA