[Copypasta] He needed PRECISELY those two inches to win!

twitchquotes: ☑ "This guy's d**k is crazy!" ☑ "My pecker can't win against a boner like that" ☑ "He needed PRECISELY those two inches to win!" ☑ "He shot the only sperm that could topdick me" ☑"He had the perfect jizz"☑"He came on my face perfectly" ☑ "There was nothing left to e*******e"
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November 2014
Kripp

This Copypasta Is CRAZY!

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Feels good to be a pleb

twitchquotes: Kappa FEELS Kappa GOOD Kappa TO Kappa BE Kappa A Kappa PLEB Kappa
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Please say you're sorry

twitchquotes: Hello Kripp, I am a 14 year old boy from Canada. I played you today in arena and I won, I was excited to beat a famous player like you! I opened your stream, and I felt bad because you said I played badly and won because of luck. Please say you're sorry or I'll never play Hearthstone again. Please no copy pasterino 10th graderino
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My name is Dennis Pasterino

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A donger with a monocle

twitchquotes: (╭ರ_⊙) what, never seen a donger with a monocle? (╭ರ_⊙)
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YOU'VE BEEN VISITED BY THE FEELS GOOD MAN

twitchquotes: FeelsGoodMan YOU'VE BEEN VISITED BY THE FEELS GOOD MAN FeelsGoodMan LOVE, HAPPINESS, AND SELF WORTH CAN ALL BE YOURS FeelsGoodMan BUT ONLY IF YOU COPY PASTE THIS MESSAGE THREE TIMES <3 FeelsGoodMan
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