[Copypasta] U bluudi wonka

I, U bluudi wonka, feck'n bos droiva don' went en doid on ya m8, musta bin a reyl sed day 4 ya mum m8, ah bluudi eal, E wuuda smocked u roight en the gabber so ya C staars 4 doin wot ya bin doin, pal.neavamnd, feck u m8, get shrektd
November 2014
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I was banned for posting long paragraphs

twitchquotes: Hi Trump I was banned for posting "long paragraphs" according to my 3rd grade english teacher a paragraph is 6 or more sentences and a long paragraph is over 9. I would like compensation for this bannerino i recieved from some of your le nazi mods. I think that this should recieve at least 420/69 points for my paper. Please no copy pasterilni linguini pleaserini.
twitch chat
April 2015
Trump

Ameng be thy name

twitchquotes: Our father who rolls in heaven, Ameng be thy name. thy goats may come, thy will be shattered, on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily cheese, and forgive us our throwing, as we forgive those who throw against us, and lead us not into Mayhem, but deliver us from Justice.
twitch chat
May 2019
OverwatchLeague

Overwatch

Cattarrian's warning to Kripp

twitchquotes: Hแด‡ส Kส€ษชแด˜แด˜, Cแด€แด›แด›แด€ส€ส€ษชแด€ษด สœแด‡ส€แด‡. I แด‹ษดแดแดก แดส แด„แดษดsแด›แด€ษดแด› Mแด‡แดแดกแด‡ส€ษชษดแด ษชs แด€ษดษดแดสษชษดษข สแดแดœ, ส™แดœแด› I แด€แด แดษดสŸส แด›ส€สษชษดษข แด›แด แดกแด€ส€ษด สแดแดœ แดา“ แด›สœแด‡ Sแดœแด„แด„แดœส™แดœs. Yแดแดœ sแด‡แด‡, I แด€แด แด€แด„แด›แดœแด€สŸสŸส สœแด‡ส€ สŸแด€sแด› BF แด›แดœส€ษดแด‡แด… ษชษดแด›แด แด€ Cแด€แด›แด‡ส€ษชษดแด แดœsษชษดษข BสŸแด€แด„แด‹ Mแด€ษขษชแด„ แด€ษดแด… แด…แดษดแดœแด›s. Iแด›'s แด›แดแด สŸแด€แด›แด‡ า“แดส€ แดแด‡, ส™แดœแด› สแดแดœ แด„แด€ษด sแด›ษชสŸสŸ sแด€แด แด‡ สแดแดœส€sแด‡สŸา“. Rแดœษด Kส€ษชแด˜แด˜ ส€แดœษด!!!
twitch chat
August 2014
Kripp

Everything points to Amogus

๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฟ ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฟ ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฟ ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฟ ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฟ ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿป เถž ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฟ ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฟ ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฟ ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฟ ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฟ ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿฟ
March 2022

Among Us / Amogus

Classic

Welcome to the $5 strip club

twitchquotes: So I went to a Strip Club in Greece the other night and guess who i saw there. It was the Kripp with hundreds of 5 dollar bills. So the Stripper goes in a hot pose, Kripp smiles and pours himself a glass of OJ. Kripp said "Welcome to the 5 Dollar Club" and they went into a private room. Not sure what .happened then but i guess he gave her a brofist.
twitch chat
October 2014
Kripp
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