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Kripp, how does it feel that by me disabling adblock I control whether or not your sorry excuse for a job continues existing
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I used to be a real ad
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Cheerio Kripp, this is Nigel from Yogurtcast
I hope your sub's $5 are in Zimbabwean currency
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Wow, Kripp, I was really impressed by how you drew adequate cards and played them in the same ball-numbing, drone-like motions you always do. I hope your sub's $5 are in Zimbabwean currency. ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)╭∩╮
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Kripp
I was watching you play Prismata yesterday and fell asleep
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Hey Kripp. I was watching you play Prismata yesterday and fell asleep. In my dream I was playing prismata and fell asleep. The same thing happened in my dream's dream. It was the worst nightmare ever and I woke up in a cold sweat. Please don't play prismata anymore I don't want to go through that again. Pls no copy pastrami.
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Faeria created a strategy...
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Faeria created a strategy that revolved around sponsoring popular streamers without requiring any enjoyable gameplay. Trying to promote new and innovative games makes an overall stream more fun and compelling, but not bothering to explain the game and leaving the chat confused during the entire stream is not particularly fun or interactive.
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Kripp
This is the Prismata Police
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(▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿) This is the Prismata Police, You're coming wi... 
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