twitchquotes:
Kripp, how does it feel that by me disabling adblock I control whether or not your sorry excuse for a job continues existing
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Kripp
I used to be a real ad
More Kripp Copypastas
Pleb Test Passed
twitchquotes:
β amazW β krippW β trumpW β reynadW β kolentoW β bajW β dewW β emjaneW β forsenW β krippW β loidW β mitchW β reckW β sodaW β taymooW β PLEB TEST PASSED.
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Kripp
plebs vs subs
The legend of the button
twitchquotes:
The legend of the button grew as the potential dust reward that came with it increased. But in the end when the no life Kripparian who had long sold out pressed it, the playful sprites robbed him of his joy and crashed his client. Kripp fell to his knees and in a solemn proclamation said "Never Lucky".
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Kripp
Hearthstone
Not enough brofisting
twitchquotes:
Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Bro-Fist-All-My-Subs, this'll be the last pasta I ever send your ***. It's been six months and still no word - I don't deserve it? I know you got my last two pastas; I wrote the Kappas on 'em perfect. I'm in the chat right now, spamming penises in r9k. Hey Kripp, I drank a fifth of OJ, you dare me to riot?
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Kripp
Tempostorm royalty fees
twitchquotes:
(ββΏββΏ) Dear Mr. Kripp. We at Tempostorm have heard that you have used the coined word "Tempo" in a stream today. Reynad will contact you shortly regarding royalty fees. Have a good Tempo Day Back (ββΏββΏ)
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Kripp
Can I mod your chat?
twitchquotes:
Can I mod your chat? I graduated top of my class in the US Navy kappaβs, Iβve been involved in numerous raids on Kripparrianβs chat with over 300 confirmed bans. Iβm trained in copy pasta warfare and Iβm the top mod on Twitch.
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Kripp