[Copypasta] Finland's national anthem

Kripp will never, ever click the button

twitchquotes: Kripp will never, ever click the button. The expansions will release at a faster rate than he can collect dust. Much like the contents of the briefcase in Pulp Fiction, the button is merely a carrot Kripp dangles in front of his viewers without any intention of actually delivering. This is blatantly obvious - he even admits he doesn't bother to calculate because he knows he'll never click it. We will spam this pasta until the button has been clicked.

twitch chat

September 2016

Kripp

Hearthstone

When Kripp is eat I pretend he is eat me

twitchquotes: Wʜᴇɴ Kʀɪᴘᴘ ɪs ᴇᴀᴛ ɪ ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅ ʜᴇ ɪs ᴇᴀᴛ ᴍᴇ. ɪ ɢᴏ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ᴋʀɪᴘᴘ ᴡᴇᴛ ᴋʀɪᴘᴘ ᴛʜʀᴏᴀᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀᴍ ɪɴ ᴡᴀʀᴍ ᴋʀɪᴘᴘ sᴛᴏᴍᴀᴄʜ. ᴛʜᴇɴ ɪ ɢᴏ ᴅᴇᴇᴘᴇʀ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋʀɪᴘᴘ. ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴋʀɪᴘᴘ ɢᴏʟᴅ. ᴛʜᴇ ᴋʀɪᴘᴘ sɪᴛs ᴏɴ ᴛᴏɪʟᴇᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ғʀᴇᴇs ᴍᴇ. ɪ ᴀᴍ sᴀᴅ ɪ ᴀᴍ ɴᴏ ʟᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᴋʀɪᴘᴘ ғᴏᴏᴅ. ᴛʜᴇɴ ᴋʀɪᴘᴘ ᴇᴀᴛs ᴍᴇ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ.

twitch chat

January 2015

Kripp

When Kripp stream Prismata, all becoming well slept

twitchquotes: ｗｈｅｎｋｒｉｐｐｓｔｒｅａｍＰｒｉｓｍａｔａ，ｍｙｅｙｅａｕｔｏｍａｔｉｃａｌｌｙｇｏｔｈｅｂｅｄ．ｉｗａｔｃｈｔｈｅｓｔｒｅａｍａｎｄｆｅｅｌｉｈａｖｅｓｌｅｅｐｗｉｔｈｔｈｅｂｅｄ．ａｌｌｂｅｃｏｍｉｎｇｗｅｌｌｓｌｅｐｔ.

twitch chat

November 2014

Kripp

Full of acknowledgment of the farce he has become

twitch chat

November 2014

Kripp

John "D" Dos, inventor of the DDOS

twitchquotes: Greetings Kripp, it is I, John "D" Dos, inventor of the DDOS. It has come to my attention that children are using my invention for malicious reasons. Please send me your address, phone number, credit card and social security numbers so I can help you fix this problem.

twitch chat

November 2014

Kripp

[Copypasta] Finland's national anthem

Kripp will never, ever click the button

Hearthstone

When Kripp is eat I pretend he is eat me

When Kripp stream Prismata, all becoming well slept

Full of acknowledgment of the farce he has become

John "D" Dos, inventor of the DDOS

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