[Copypasta] Full of acknowledgment of the farce he has become

twitchquotes: DING! The Kripps d**k hardens as his wallet fills with $5 subway gift card. He stares with dead eyes into the camera, full of acknowledgment of the farce he has become. "welcome to the five dollar club" spills from his mouth as blood from an open would. The brofist happens meekly. He smiles, wondering when the sweet release of death will take him.
twitch chat
November 2014
Kripp
I used to be a real ad
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Sorry I dropped my bag of doritos

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