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Dear mod. If u ban me. u mad kripp. i pay $5. I pay much $$ to spam. Please respect my Footlong of $5. If i spam u say ok, and not ban me. I pay $5 u. can. not. ban. me. (no copy or pasterino)
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Mods are Nazis
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the mods have literally been active on the political scene of Germany between 1938-1945
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You have been permanently banned from this channel
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You have been permanently banned from this channel ββββββββββββββββββββββββ
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I am coming back from my 10 minute ban
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I am coming back from my 10 minute ban, and I want to say that I think it was bullshit. Yes, I wrote a funny paragraph that turned into copypasta, which happened to bring a laugh or a smile to a few people. If you mods wanted that to stop, you could have just said so, there is so much copypasta going on in this chat that I could have never thought that deserved a 10 minute ban. Reggie is probably a mod in here and he is the one that banned me. Anyway, I'm glad to be back
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Ban one fish, get the school
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ban one fish and you'll get the school
ban one fish and you'll get the school
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Ban X Get The Whole Y
Can I mod your chat?
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Can I mod your chat? I graduated top of my class in the US Navy kappaβs, Iβve been involved in numerous raids on Kripparrianβs chat with over 300 confirmed bans. Iβm trained in copy pasta warfare and Iβm the top mod on Twitch.
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