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Dear mod. If u ban me. u mad kripp. i pay $5. I pay much $$ to spam. Please respect my Footlong of $5. If i spam u say ok, and not ban me. I pay $5 u. can. not. ban. me. (no copy or pasterino)
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Now I have to mod this chat?
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chat, I was in the middle of curling a 75lb dumbbell and climbing into my ferrari when I noticed you guys spamming dogshit in chat. I was about to go hangout with one of my 4 smoking hot gfs and now I have to mod this chat? Pathetic
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Can the mods ban us all?
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can 
the mods ban us all
the mods ban us all
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Classic
Ban one fish, get the school
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ban one fish and you'll get the school
ban one fish and you'll get the school
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Ban X Get The Whole Y
Ban one bee, get the swarm
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ban one bee and you'll get the swarm
ban one bee and you'll get the swarm
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Ban X Get The Whole Y
I remember a time when copypasta was biting satire
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I remember a time when copypasta was biting satire and prophetic indictments of contemporary Twitch chat. Copypasta when I was a younger teenager had the potency to topple Nazi moderatorships and revolutionize new chat epochs. Even the truncation of "copypasta" to "pasta" shows a lack of eloquence that speaks volumes. If, like me, you are a product of those better times and wish to see them return then speak out. Let the memers and Toucans know that real copypasta back.
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