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Dear mod. If u ban me. u mad kripp. i pay $5. I pay much $$ to spam. Please respect my Footlong of $5. If i spam u say ok, and not ban me. I pay $5 u. can. not. ban. me. (no copy or pasterino)
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What happened to this ad? :(
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Ban one 12 year old, get the whole 9gag
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BAN ONE 12 YEAR OLD AND YOU GET THE WHOLE 9GAG
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Ban X Get The Whole Y
My husband is the moderator for a few different subreddits, and he genuinely thinks itβs a job
my husband refuses to look for a job even though I think it would be good for him (And we could use the additional income), but he just says heβs, βgot too much on his plate alreadyβ.
That being monitoring these stupid subreddits. And Everytime I bring it up he claims what heβs doing is unpaid labor similar to that of a homemaker. But he doesnβt clean or cook or do any of that the way he used to. He just monitors his stupid subreddits. I donβt know what to do.
Sometimes I want to leave him because I believe I may not be able to reach him.
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Ban one bot, manufacture another
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ban one bot manufacture another
ban one bot manufacture another
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You have been permanently banned from this channel
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Moderation is one of the most useful jobs to society (Reddit moderator goes off)
I'm seeing many bigoted comments down there so I just want to make this clear : any hate towards moderators will result in a permanent ban from this subreddit with no warning. This includes, but is not limited to, calling moderation a "fake job" or saying that we "do it for free". Moderation is one of the most useful jobs to society.
Behave. Or get banned.