[Copypasta] I would like to inform you that I busted a huge nut to your shot

I would like to inform you that I busted a huge nut to your shot. My earth shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen anyone in the near vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever have or will ever produce, shot out so hard that it ripped my dick apart by my รผbernut accelerating to 7% the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. The sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path, caused my building to collapse, and every female in the city to fall pregnant with my children. As I lay dying under the rubble, I rest assured knowing every one of my sons will repeat this glorious act.
January 2024
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Jeff / Reynad / Mitch

twitchquotes: As Jeff pushed his Fiery War Axe deeper into Reynad's Golden Coin, Reynad hit end turn. Conceal wore off to reveal it was in fact Mitch Jones's Fiery Bat that was penetrating Reynad's Huge Toad. Reynad gasped, and tried to scurry away, but Mitch Jones held on as he forced his way into his Unstable Portal.
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May 2016
Reynad

Hearthstone

Iโ€™ll be in Raniaโ€™s chat from now on

twitchquotes: If you need me, Iโ€™ll be in Raniaโ€™s chat from now on. You may not know this but I actually do watch her streams after yours are over. And Iโ€™ve been a 6 month subscriber as well... I donated her $30 the other day and said her outfit looked cute - she said Iโ€™m a sweetheart. Things are looking up for me (and down for you). This is where I bid farewell to you, have fun being a salty balding vegan.
twitch chat
August 2018
Kripp

Simps

Dr DisRespect

โฃฟโ „โก‡โขธโฃŸโ „โ โขธโกฝโ –โ ›โ ˆโก‰โฃ‰โ ‰โ ‹โฃโข˜โ ‰โข‰โ ›โกฟโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃทโฃถโฃทโฃคโ „โฃ โ –โ โ „โ ‚โ โ „โ „โ ‰โ „โ „โ Žโ „โ  โ Žโขโ „โข‘โฃ›โ ปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ “โ จโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโ โ …โ „โ ‰โ „โ —โ †โฃธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฃโ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โขฐโฃคโฃฆโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โก€โก™โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโก›โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ”โ ฟโกฟโ ฟโ ’โ „โ  โขคโก€โก€โ „โ โ „โขปโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃ โก–โ „โ โ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃฝโ Ÿโก–โ „โ „โ „โฃผโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โข โฃ โฃ€โ „โ „โ „โ „โข€โฃพโฃงโ „โ ‚โ ธโฃˆโกโ „โ „โ „โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโกžโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โขธโฃฟโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโฃถโกฟโขปโกฟโฃปโฃถโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ „โ „โ „โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโกทโก‚โ „โ „โ โ „โ ธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ Ÿโ ›โ ‰โ ‰โ ™โ ›โขฟโฃฟโก‡โ „โ „โข€โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃถโฃถโ ƒโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃพโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโ โฃ€โฃ€โฃคโฃคโฃคโฃ„โขˆโฃฟโก‡โ „โ „โขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฏโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โขปโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃถโฃฟโฃฟโฃฅโฃฌโฃฟโฃฟโฃŸโฃฟโ ƒโ „โ จโ บโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โ ฑโ ‚โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃฌโฃธโกโ ฟโขฟโฃฟโกฟโฃฟโ ปโ Ÿโ ปโขซโกโ „โ „โ „โกโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โกœโ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ †โกโก‡โขฟโฃฝโฃปโฃทโฃฆโฃงโก€โก€โ „โ „โฃดโฃบโก‡โ „โ โ „โขฃโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โ กโ ฑโ „โ „โ กโ „โข โฃทโ †โขธโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโฃฟโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโก‡โ „โ „โ  โ โ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โข€โฃฒโฃงโฃทโฃฟโข‚โฃ„โก‰โ „โ ˜โ ฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกŸโฃปโฃฏโ ฟโ Ÿโ ‹โ ‰โขฐโขฆโ „โ Šโขพโฃทโฃฎโฃฝโฃ›
ascii art
November 2018
DrDisRespectLIVE

Derp face

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–Œโ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–Œโ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–Œโ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–Œโ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–Œโ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–Œโ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–Œโ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘
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