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I want to fuck the Samsung girl
Oh my fucking god I want to fuck the Samsung Virtual assistant so fucking bad, every waking second of my fucking life since the release of that fucking ad Iβve done nothing but think about her. I canβt go for more that 2 seconds without getting an erection the size of the Burj Khalifa and ejaculating at Mach 12. Iβve ejaculated so many times to simply the thought of her existence that my cock is no longer cumming sperm but literal fucking blood. I canβt stoping thinking about her even after passing out from the pain of cumming blood. I canβt complete nearly any daily tasks because my mind is continuously invaded by her perfection, I canβt live every day of my life thinking about angelic voice screaming in luscious pain about the new Samsung data plan while I fuck her perfect 3D modeled asshole. My personal hell will only get worse in a matter of hours as I will scavenge every corner of the internet in search of her rule 34 and my continuous stream of blood cum will only get worse as Iβll spend days, weeks, possibly months jacking off to her non-stop for any reason other than to shit, piss and eat. Simply at this point alone in writing this Iβve lost 2-3 liters of blood alone with just the simple thought of her existence. If this is how I die then I wouldnβt want it any other way.
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Alright students, how often is Kripp lucky?
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(β Ν‘β’ ΝΚ Ν‘β’) Alright students, how often is Kripp lucky? γ½ΰΌΌΰΊΩΝΰΊΰΌ½οΎ Call on me! (β Ν‘β’ ΝΚ Ν‘β’) Yes little Dong? γ½ΰΌΌΰΊΩΝΰΊΰΌ½οΎ Kripp is never lucky, sir! (β Ν‘β’ ΝΚ Ν‘β’) Wrong, Kripp is lucky a reasonable amount of time. Come see me after class for your punishment . Κβ Ν‘β’ Να΄₯ Ν‘β’Κ
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STOP POSTING ABOUT SQUID GAME!
STOP POSTING ABOUT SQUID GAME! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT, MY FRIENDS ON TIK TOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD ITS FUCKING MEMES. I was in a server, right? AND ALL OF THE CHANNELS ARE JUST SQUID GAME STUFF. I SHOWED MY NEW TRACKSUIT TO MY GIRLFRIEND AND I SAID "hey babe, I'm on squid game." HAHA MUGUNGHWA KKOCHI PIOTASEUMNIDA, I FUCKING LOOKED AT A MAN GETTING SHOT AND SAID, "Uh oh, he failed this game!" I LOOKED AT THE HEAD OF MY PENIS, I THINK OF THE SUPERVISOR'S MASK AND I GO "PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUPERVISOR," AAAAAAAAA