He was sleeping soundly naked, and I was eating leftover sushi. I couldn't help myself. I spread open his cheeks ever so softly, and tucked a slice of Philly roll right next to his puckered asshole. He did not wake up. When he awoke several hours later, he thought he had shit himself. I managed to video him discovering it was in his asshole, and I cannot stop watching him dig salmon, cream cheese, and rice out of his butthole. I also cannot stop laughing. I needed to tell someone.
I used to be a real ad
More Copypastas
Hey qtpie, you should check your video settings
twitchquotes:
Hey qtpie, you should check your video settings after this game, there seems to be an issue with the stream. The colors of the video fade and entire screen goes gray every 30 or so seconds
twitch chat
imaqtpie
League of Legends
Expect some Netflix server issues
twitchquotes:
Just a quick reminder. If you are a Netflix subscriber in the US East area - expect some server issues. Lots of single females are going to spend their day at home watching netflix and eating chocolate beacuse mason is not going to go out with them on valentines day because he is focused on getting Top 10 Rank in Dota 2.
twitch chat
masondota2
Dota 2
V for Vendatta
βββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ
βββββ¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬ββββ
βββ¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬ββ
ββ¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β
ββ¬β¬β¬ββββββββ¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬ββββββββ¬β¬β¬β
ββ¬β¬βββ¬β¬β¬β¬ββββ¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬ββββ¬β¬β¬β¬βββ¬β¬β
ββ¬βββ¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬βββ¬β¬β¬β¬β¬βββ¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬βββ¬β
ββ¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β
ββ¬β¬β¬β¬ββββββ¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬ββββββ¬β¬β¬β¬β
ββ¬β¬ββββββββββ¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬ββββββββββ¬β¬β
ββ¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β
ββ¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬ββ¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β
ββ¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬ββ¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β
ββ¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬ββ¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β
ββ¬β¬β¬βββββ¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬ββ¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬βββββ¬β¬β¬β
ββ¬β¬βββββββ¬β¬ββ¬β¬β¬ββ¬β¬β¬ββ¬β¬βββββββ¬β¬β
ββ¬β¬β¬βββββ¬β¬βββ¬β¬β¬ββ¬β¬β¬βββ¬β¬βββββ¬β¬β¬β
ββ¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬βββ¬β¬β¬β¬ββ¬β¬β¬β¬βββ¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β
ββ¬β¬β¬β¬β¬βββββ¬β¬β¬β¬ββββ¬β¬β¬β¬βββββ¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β
ββ¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬ββββ¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β
βββ¬β¬ββ¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬ββββββ¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬ββ¬β¬ββ
βββ¬β¬βββ¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬ββββββββ¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬βββ¬β¬ββ
βββ¬β¬βββββ¬β¬β¬βββββ¬βββββ¬β¬β¬βββββ¬β¬ββ
ββββ¬β¬ββββββββββ¬β¬β¬ββββββββββ¬β¬βββ
ββββ¬β¬β¬β¬ββββββββββββββββββ¬β¬β¬β¬βββ
βββββ¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬ββββ¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬ββββ
ββββββ¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬ββ¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬βββββ
βββββββ¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬ββββ¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬ββββββ
ββββββββ¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬ββββ¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬βββββββ
βββββββββ¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬ββββ¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬ββββββββ
ββββββββββ¬β¬β¬β¬β¬ββββ¬β¬β¬β¬β¬βββββββββ
ββββββββββββ¬β¬β¬β¬ββ¬β¬β¬β¬βββββββββββ
βββββββββββββββββββββββββββββββ
SUS
β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬
β¬β¬π΄π΄π΄π΄β¬π΄β¬β¬π΄β¬π΄π΄π΄π΄β¬β¬
β¬β¬π΄β¬β¬β¬β¬π΄β¬β¬π΄β¬π΄β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬
β¬β¬π΄π΄π΄π΄β¬π΄β¬β¬π΄β¬π΄π΄π΄π΄β¬β¬
β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬π΄β¬π΄β¬β¬π΄β¬β¬β¬β¬π΄β¬β¬
β¬β¬π΄π΄π΄π΄β¬β¬π΄π΄β¬β¬π΄π΄π΄π΄β¬β¬
β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬β¬
Among Us / Amogus
A casual player like yourself might get injured!
twitchquotes:
Hi Kripp, Mike Morhaime, President of Blizzard Entertainment here. I notice you're playing one of our older games. I have to warn you, the games we made in that era weren't casual-friendly. A casual player like yourself might get injured!
twitch chat
Kripp