[Copypasta] Kripp's highschool best friend Martin

twitchquotes: Hey Kripp, this is Martin, your highschool best friend. Recently, the words of ''Octavian Morosan streams a kids card game for a living" came through my ears. Its incredible how the time has passed. I remember the good old days when we used to run naked in my house, watching erotic channels at 12 a.m. and comparing each other's d**k. I hope that your choise of stay in the closet is good enough to make you happy. Truly yours, Martin.
twitch chat
August 2016
Kripp

Tanner from High School

I used to be a real ad
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Grey face man

twitchquotes: แด˜สŸแด‡แด€sแด‡ sแด›แดแด˜ แดœsษชษดษข แด›สœแด‡ ษขส€แด‡ส า“แด€แด„แด‡ แดแด€ษด. แดส ษขส€แด€ษดแด…แดแดแด›สœแด‡ส€ ษชษด แด…แด€ส€แด‹ ษขส€แด‡แด‡ษดสŸแด€ษดแด… แดกแด€s แดกแด€แด›แด„สœษชษดษข แด›สœแด‡ sแด›ส€แด‡แด€แด แด€ษดแด… แดกสœแด‡ษด sสœแด‡ sแด€แดก sแด แดแด€ษดส sแด„แด€ส€ส า“แด€แด„แด‡s ษชษด แด„สœแด€แด› sสœแด‡ สœแด€แด… แด€ สœแด‡แด€ส€แด› แด€แด›แด›แด€แด„แด‹ แด€ษดแด… สœแด€แด… แด›แด ษขแด แด›แด แด›สœแด‡ สœแดsแด˜ษชแด›แด€สŸ. sแด แด˜สŸแด‡แด€sแด‡, า“แดส€ แด›สœแด‡ sแด€แด‹แด‡ แดา“ แดสŸแด… แด˜แด‡แดแด˜สŸแด‡, ษดแด แดแดส€แด‡ ษขส€แด‡ส า“แด€แด„แด‡.
twitch chat
April 2014
Kripp

Positive "Give me a second guys" copypasta

twitchquotes: โ€œGive me a second, guys,โ€ Kripp says. โ€œGotta hit up the bathroomโ€ He turns down the volume on his microphone, and immediately springs up from his chair and shouts "I LOVE THIS GAME!" before giving Dex a swift pat on the head. As Dex yips loudly in delight, Kripp runs over to give Rania a kiss on the cheek. Rania then tries to take out the trash, but Kripp swiftly grabs the bag from her and does it for her. Elated, Kripp wipes the sweat off his forehead, sits back down, and resumes his stream.
twitch chat
November 2020
Kripp

Whenever kripp says "alright subber-bros"

twitchquotes: Whenever kripp says "alright subber-bros", I know it's time. I full screen the stream and grab my vaseline. I apply a huge load onto my newly shaved butthole and rub it all around nice and even. And then, when kripp says "thanks, and welcome to the 5 dollar club", I place my butthole in front of the screen. It is in that moment, that kripp fists me. I moan with pleasure. I'm one with the kripp
twitch chat
October 2018
Kripp

Brofist

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–„โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–ˆ โ–„โ–€โ–ˆโ–“โ–“โ–‘โ–ˆโ–’โ–‘โ–“โ–ˆโ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–“โ–„โ–ˆ โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–“โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–‘ โ–ˆโ–’โ–’โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–“โ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘ โ–ˆโ–’โ–“โ–“โ–“โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘
ascii art
February 2015
Kripp

The pasta will be that pasta that youโ€™ve spammed

twitchquotes: I looked at this pasta originally, and I thought, you know, itโ€™s a pasta, and you spam this pasta. The pasta will be that pasta that youโ€™ve spammed, so youโ€™re spamming a pasta. So it is one thing to spam a pasta if your chat doesnโ€™t really have any pasta. The pasta will screw up the pasta pretty hard, and that means itโ€™s a pretty good pasta.
twitch chat
May 2016
Kripp
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