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i dont know.. one day i woke up and saw a mans ass, then i bit my lip and then he turned around and bit his lip too. then we fucked all night and forgot to say no homo, but he was fine with it. since then we've been fucking everyday, he's really vocal in bed and i love having fun with him 馃槒馃槒馃槒 so thats why im gay. im pretty sure his name is [ur dads name here] he's really good in bed.
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