"why are you gay"
i dont know.. one day i woke up and saw a mans ass, then i bit my lip and then he turned around and bit his lip too. then we fucked all night and forgot to say no homo, but he was fine with it. since then we've been fucking everyday, he's really vocal in bed and i love having fun with him đđđ so thats why im gay. im pretty sure his name is [ur dads name here] he's really good in bed.
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Summoning Kripp
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ă˝ŕźźŕşŮÍŕşŕź˝ďž OJ poured and candle lit, with this chant i summon Kripp ă˝ŕźźŕşŮÍŕşŕź˝ďž
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One ring to rule them all
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It began with the forging of the great rings. 3 for the ARPG gamers, immortals, for they cannot afford to die. 7 for the Strategy gamers, builders, who command entire armies. 9 for the MMO players, who spent days logged in without breaks, and who above all else desire loot. For within these rings was the strength and power to remain nolife. But they were all deceived. For another ring was made. In the land of Romania, in gypsy flames, the dark lord Kripp forged a secret ring, and into this ring he poured his trips, his want for a female, his family, but above all else, his desire to be casual. One ring to rule them all.ďťż
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98% of memes aren't even remotely funny
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Did đ You đ Know? đ 98% of đŚ memes đ¸ aren't đŤ even đ remotely funny, đ but đ rather 
an đš indication of đŚ the đ low đ intelligence, absence of đŚ empathy, and đ devolution of đŚ modern đĽ man. đ¨
an đš indication of đŚ the đ low đ intelligence, absence of đŚ empathy, and đ devolution of đŚ modern đĽ man. đ¨
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