[Copypasta] sick of mf's in fighting shows saying "i come in peace."

sick of mf's in fighting shows saying "i come in peace." okay??? who asked bro, i dont care if you came in peace. i dont even know who the fuck peace is, i really hope she didn't get pregnant with your foul cum. like bro, we dont care if you came in peace, i came in your mom and you dont see me telling everyone everywhere i go.
April 2022
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Just hit gold and I feel really dangerous IRL

twitchquotes: Last night I hit Gold rank in League of Legends, Summoner's Rift for the first time. Today, when I went on my walk to my standard retail job, idk I felt like I had this new edge to me that wasn't there before. I went from a triangle to a square pretty much. Have any other LoL overachievers ever felt this way before? It's like my rank is strapped to my waist and now whenever people are at risk of passing me on the sidewalk, they skirt over to the other side in a tizzy. At work, someone tried to shoplift some Almond Joy. When I caught him, I yelled "hey!" And he looked at me and scoffed, like, "whatever dude, don't be a hero." I put a hand on my hip and said "I'm not a hero, I'm a jungler." He dropped the candy bar and ran to his getaway vehicle. I recorded the plate and called the police.
twitch chat
January 2020

League of Legends

EU "Expect Unsatisfactionโ€ is known as the fastest region to arrive at the Airport

EU "Expect Unsatisfactionโ€ is known as the fastest region to arrive at the Airport. Since they gave up on the LoL Worlds Championship, they are investing in Speedruns. In particular they are current worldrecord holders in Airport no wins Any %
October 2021

EU vs NA

Trollge from Typical Colors 2

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July 2022

Ape rocket

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April 2021

WallStreetBets

Idk what it is with you guys but you keep upvoting anything with the word cum sex or dick in it

Idk what it is with you guys but you keep upvoting anything with the word cum sex or dick in it. I came here for subtle wall of texts where you couldnโ€™t tell if it was real or fake. Now these 10k upvoted cumshit copypastas are just upvoted, never pasted. You donโ€™t actually see any of them in the wild itโ€™s a truly sad state. See for yourself sort by top this year and itโ€™s all sex like fr is it that funny?
September 2021
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