[Copypasta] sick of mf's in fighting shows saying "i come in peace."

sick of mf's in fighting shows saying "i come in peace." okay??? who asked bro, i dont care if you came in peace. i dont even know who the fuck peace is, i really hope she didn't get pregnant with your foul cum. like bro, we dont care if you came in peace, i came in your mom and you dont see me telling everyone everywhere i go.
April 2022
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