I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.
TL;DR I hate shitting
I used to be a real ad
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Can you stack these cans
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hey matey can you stack this can jus likeme 
try like me! try like me! heres another can. : ) try like me to stack this cans can you can you ?? stack 4 or 5 whether you ask me or not. 
for ME
hey matey can you stack this can jus likeme try like me! try like me! heres another can. : ) try like me to stack this cans can you can you ?? stack 4 or 5 whether you ask me or not. for ME
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Please mod me I'm your mother
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Hey [insert streamer name] it's me. Your actual fucking MOTHER. I basically modded you throughout childhood so you might as well give me mod now. if you don't mod me you're basically calling yourself a failure as a human being. Make me proud of you.
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Hello Kripp, this is Juan Jose Manuel Torres Esteban Rodriguez Ochoa Martinez Lopez Jr
Tyler1 6 foot 5
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@loltyler1 hi man it was cool to meet you in Las Vegas. I had to get my drivers license update from 6 foot 1 to 7 foot 1 after meeting you because you’re 6 foot 5 and I didn’t realize I had my height so wrong. Again thanks for chatting, it was cool to meet you
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