I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.
TL;DR I hate shitting
I used to be a real ad
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HI FORSEN, IT'S YOUR FRIEND TRUMP HERE
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Proud EU Citizens
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this my husband Abdul 
and finnaly we have our son Mustafa 
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this my husband Abdul and finnaly we have our son Mustafa please welcome us twitch chat #proudeucitizens
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companies never gets whats make the games popular
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YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE MODS
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