I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.
TL;DR I hate shitting
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Permanently trapped in Twitch Chat
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People say Hitler is finally gone right? Well guess what, he isn't. 
revived him and permanently trapped him in Twitch Chat as punishment. He roams in the Twitch Chat rooms as imaqtpie mods.
revived him and permanently trapped him in Twitch Chat as punishment. He roams in the Twitch Chat rooms as imaqtpie mods.
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imaqtpie
Rank 25 Casual
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( ยฐ อสอกยฐ)โญโฉโฎHey Vegeta, what does the scouter say about Kripp's powerlevel? Its over Rank 25 CASUAL!!! ( ยฐ อสอกยฐ)โญโฉโฎ
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Kripp
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I need the 2-3 police here right away
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โฐ(โโ๏นโโ)ใค hello 2-3 police, i need you here right away, its an emergency โฐ(โโ๏นโโ)ใค
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Kripp
The Airport Security Test!
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๐ป ๐ผ ๐ฝ ๐พ ๐ฟ ๐ซ The Airport Security Test! Can you pass through? โ 
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