I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.
TL;DR I hate shitting
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I hate British people
Lame ass British motherfucking broken teeth tea drinking small country weird accent monocle top hat wearer bitchass motherfuckers with their poor hygiene and dental care and a shitty bitchass old ass motherfucking queen that was alive during the fucking Boston tea party just to say βOH WHAT BLOODY WANKERSβ towards the Americans who made the smart ass decision to throw their dumbass motherfucking tea into the fucking BOSTON HARBOR then say βsee youβ and get the fuck out and start a new nation and shit cause they couldnβt tolerate people who put the letter βuβ into the word color and call cookies fucking BISCUTS, the British cant even see straight with their crossed-ass eyes and their messed up teeth and EVERYTIME they take a bite atleast 8 of their teeth on their crooked-ass jaws are shoved into their tongues and the top of their worthless ass bitchass motherfucking mouths and then, with a mouth full of blood, theyβll say βOH HOW FUCKING SCRUMPTIOUSβ like shut the fuck up bitch no one wants to hear your accent that sounds worse than motherfucking nails on a chalkboard. Just. SHUT. THE FUCK. UP. Lameass wankers.
British People
ME TREE ME SPAM
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π ME TREE π ME SPAM π NO OXYGEN π IF BAN π
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MODS
Please stop the γ½ΰΌΌΰΊΩΝΰΊΰΌ½οΎ in your chat
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Hello KRIPP aka GRIPPARRIAN. Please stop the γ½ΰΌΌΰΊΩΝΰΊΰΌ½οΎ in your chat. I am from dubai and "γ½ΰΌΌΰΊΩΝΰΊΰΌ½οΎ " means "your aunt has a goat ***" in arabic. I am watching with family after my aunt's funeral and we all find this extremely offensive. Will subscribe so you can fist me like a bro when it stops. Please no dan marino gran torino
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Kripp
Red was not An Impostor
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. γγγγγγβ’γ γοΎγγγ γγ.γγγ.γγγ γγ.γγγγγγγγ γγ. γ.γγ γγ ΰΆ γγ . β’ . Red was not An Imposter. . . 2 Impostor remains γ γγ. γ γγγγγγγγγοΎγγγ.γγγγγ. ,γγγγ.γ .γγ .
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Spice! 
And everything nice! 
These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect streamer. But Professor Reynad accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction - Chemical Vegan! Thus, the Kripp was born! 