I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.
TL;DR I hate shitting
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Why is my BLACK friend so racist?
So I was playing chess with my BLACK friend the other day and something rather curious happened. As we were about to start playing he asked, βCould I play as white this time?β Why is my BLACK friend being so racist????? Clearly your color doesnβt matter and as privileged white man myself I could not bear listening to these words!!!!!! Black? White? Itβs all the same guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Europe is the Eastern USA
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Europe was founded in 1848 by Walker Texas Ranger when he rode a horse across the Atlantic, he called it "Eastern USA" which was eventually abbreviated as just "EU"
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The Bola
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QT this is your Dr. It seems your subs have all gotten not only "The Bola" but also type 2 diabetes. I believe it is the combination of missed arrows and you to wanting become a pizza. Stop before you also get The Bola.
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DANK MEMES, ATTEND ME
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( ΰΈ Ν Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)ΰΈ DANK MEMES, ATTEND ME (ΰΈ Ν Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)ΰΈ (ΰΈ ββ‘β)ΰΈ READY, CHAT! (ΰΈ ββ‘β)ΰΈ
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