I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.
TL;DR I hate shitting
I used to be a real ad
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What if we all send the same message?
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what if we all send the same message?
what if we all send the same message?
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Mango Bay CoolCat
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𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂
𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂 𝓜𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓸 𝓑𝓪𝔂
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Potato harvest is bad. Play Hearthstone in Amerikanski
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My name Dimitri Baryshnikov. I grow up in small farm to have make potatos. Father say "Dimitri, potato harvest is bad. Need you to have play porfessional game in Amerikanski for make money for head-scarf for babushka." I bring honor to komrade and babushka. Sorry for is not have English. Plz no cykapasta
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I woke up this morning ready to play some LoL. I went to the toilet and did my business like every day before making some green tea. I sat at my PC ready to play but then I had the thought: maybe I should check what's on Twitch. That was 8 hours ago and now I can't stop staring at Sneaky's sexy face.
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