MASTURBATION NOTICE
It has come to our attention that students have been masturbating in the school bathrooms. Masturbating on school property is ILLEGAL and against school district policy
The bathroom pipes are NOT designed to handle human discharge or anything other than your regular bathroom duties
The excessive amounts of discharge build-up has caused a blockage in the pipes. Multiple pipes have become close to bursting due to the amount of excessive semen build-up. This will cost THOUSANDS of dollars coming from our funds to repair the damage caused by this
Please masturbate in your own homes and at your own disposal
If any discharge is discovered in the bathroom, it will be collected and analyzed to determine who it belongs to. If it is discovered that the discharge is yours, YOU will be fine $ 1,000 and be reported to proper authorities
Thank you for your cooperation
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I am contacting you as a representative of the NSA
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Hello Mr. Octavian Morosan. I am contacting you as a representative of the NSA. Recent reports say that you are playing a children's card game and spilling 
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everywhere. The is clogging our network and blocking our abilities to spy on you and the rest of Canadaland. I am going to have to ask you to stop the salt as it is a threat to national security. Please don't copy paste this official document. This is serious.
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Kripp
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Look, kid. You wanna give up?
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MOONMOON
Meanwhile in Forsen's mouth
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With this dust of a Dorito chip, I use this chant to summon Kripp!
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(γ€β’Μα΄₯β’Μ)γ€*:ο½₯οΎβ§ With this dust of a Doritoβ’ chip, I use this chant to summon Kripp! (γ€β’Μα΄₯β’Μ)γ€*:ο½₯οΎβ§
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