MASTURBATION NOTICE
It has come to our attention that students have been masturbating in the school bathrooms. Masturbating on school property is ILLEGAL and against school district policy
The bathroom pipes are NOT designed to handle human discharge or anything other than your regular bathroom duties
The excessive amounts of discharge build-up has caused a blockage in the pipes. Multiple pipes have become close to bursting due to the amount of excessive semen build-up. This will cost THOUSANDS of dollars coming from our funds to repair the damage caused by this
Please masturbate in your own homes and at your own disposal
If any discharge is discovered in the bathroom, it will be collected and analyzed to determine who it belongs to. If it is discovered that the discharge is yours, YOU will be fine $ 1,000 and be reported to proper authorities
Thank you for your cooperation
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Message from 4/20 Blazeit foundation
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This is a message from the 4/20 blazeit foundation. If you would like to donate to the DESTROY THE NAZI MODS cause, please type into the chat, thank you, and remember to raise your donger
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Guys I am worried after what my homie did
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Guys I am worried after what my homie did. Me and my homie were bored one day so we got together and always said no homo. We adopted 2 kids and have spent 1 year together and we are engaged and getting married. So one day I am feeling horny and I go to my homie and we fuck, it's good, and I said no homo. 6 minutes in I notice his socks aren't on and then it hits me, he didn't say no homo I am shocked. I asked him to say no homo but he ignored me. Is he gay? Am I gay? How do I tell the kids that?
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Look, kid. You wanna give up?
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up? ๐บ Fine. ๐ But ๐ you ๐ didn't ๐ซ get ๐ here ๐ by ๐ giving ๐ up. ๐บ You ๐ didn't ๐ซ get ๐ this ๐ far ๐ by ๐ giving ๐ up. ๐บ You ๐ didn't ๐ซ get ๐ all ๐ฏ these ๐ followers, fans, admirers, and ๐ hot ๐ฅ groupies by ๐ giving ๐ up. ๐บ Don't ๐ซ give up. ๐บ You're the ๐ champ. You're the ๐ boshy.
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ResidentSleeper I'm so fucking strong right now
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I'm so fucking strong right now I really want to fight this Wait that actually killed me? Holy shit I played that so bad
I'm so fucking strong right now I really want to fight this Wait that actually killed me? Holy shit I played that so bad
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imaqtpie
Feed in every game
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As Michael "imaqtpie" Santana sat shivering on the cold pavement, Lisha, who happened to be passing by, decided to share a loaf of bread with him. He wanted to share her kindness, and so he decided to feed in every game henceforth.
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