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First of all, I'm sick of the term "Weeb"
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First of all, I'm sick of the term "Weeb". I didn't study half a semester of Japanese history and do a google maps tour of Tokyo so that some uncultured swine would walk around calling me a weeb like its an insult. Japanese culture is my life, not some sort of past time you idiots. And yes, I will be visiting Japan for the first time next year when air travel costs go down.
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Weebs
THIS CHATROOM IS TRULY BLESSED BY ME
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โ(โโเธฑแดโเธฑโ)โI'M THE SPAM-FAIRY AND THIS CHATROOM IS TRULY BLESSED BY ME โ(โโเธฑแดโเธฑโ)โ
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TheRace
hi im greek
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hi im greek... as you probably guessed in m name.. plz have respect for this comment and read on.. if ou don't like it plz dont hate. My economy is not going well and effing Germans are trying to take over so I need help. Bjerg promised for every subscriber 0.0000199 % money would go towards me. Thank you for my message and plz subscribe bjerg... he is the best and better ( not german even better!)
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Bjergsen
Don't use the "F word" on the trade floor
Just heard an employee use the โF wordโ on the trade floor, and immediately fired them. Maybe other funds will tolerate that kind of language, but donโt you dare talk about Fundamentals here.