Steps up to mic, straightens tie, clears throat, taps mic.
"This thing on?"
Murmurs of assent.
Clears throat again.
"Minecraft good."
The crowd excitedly begins to talk amongst themselves, many holding bated breath.
"Fortnite..."
A hush falls over the crowd, rapt attention held.
"Bad."
Suddenly, the crowd goes wild, screaming their praise, demanding awards, running over each other to hug a loved one. Whistles of elation are heard and many are seen sobbing. World peace is enacted in acknowledgement to this monumental speech that knit the world together.
What happened to this ad? :(
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Ninja literally made gaming mainstream
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Ninja literally made gaming mainstream. Before him people looked down on gaming like it was only for nerds or whatever. He made it okay for everyone to play video games without beings called a virgin or nerd.
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Classic
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$19 Fortnite card
Ok.. $19.00 Fortnite card.
Who wAnts it?
And yes, I'm giving it away.
Remember: SHARE. SHARE
SHARE.
..and Trolls... DON'T GET BLOCKED!
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This is the shittiest reply ever
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This is the shittiest reply ever. Fortnite requires movement, editing, building, rotating, and hitting shots. There are not āpositionsā in Fortnite. A kickers job is LITERALLY to kick. Horrible analogy, kind of embarrassing.
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I canāt escape Fortnite
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I canāt escape Fortnite. I was on an airplane half an hour ago and through my headphones I heard some guy ask, āDo you play Fortnite?ā. At first I couldnāt process the words, but I understood after he reiterated. āDude, do you play Fortnite?ā Then I heard someone respond behind me. āFortnite?ā Then another. āYeah, that game.ā I couldnāt shut them out before the cabin erupted into a chorus of Fortnite conversations. I felt like I was being suffocated. The man previously sleeping beside me woke up suddenly and contributed with āwhere we droppin' boys?ā. The crying kid across the aisle stopped kicking and screaming just to say āTilted Towers!ā
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Tomato Town Police Report
The residents of Tomato Town need your help identifying two suspects who were about to get down while involved in an event on Monday evening. Ten people were eliminated, and the two suspects, one injured, left the scene headed Southbound and were later spotted at a local park. The two suspects were armed with golden scar ARs and were āhitting that chug jugā as several witnesses stated. Please alert local Tomato Town authorities with any information regarding the duo.