My parents used to watch cockfighting in the bedroom when they thought we were asleep.
I'd hear my mother excitedly talking about how much she enjoyed cocks as they jumped around on the bed.
What surprised me though was, when we went to Spain she mentioned how cruel she thought bullfighting was. I never confronted her about the hypocrisy though.
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In the beginning, Jerma was a loving human being
In the beginning, Jerma showed many signs of being thoughtful, compassionate, and a loving human being.
He worked at animal shelters, participated in charities, and created many characters in the Jerma Universe which he loved dearly. However, once Jerma started streaming on Twitch, something changed in him. At first it was a very small change, where he would make occasional threats and insults to his chat, but most of the time he seemed mentally and emotionally stable, just like the old Jerma on YouTube. But he soon began to degrade rapidly on a mental and moral level. It seemed he had grown to hate his chat, hate many of the games he played, hate many of his memes, and began became increasingly greedy for bits. He started having frequent mental breakdowns on stream, where he would throw insults and scream at the top of his lungs for just the smallest things, such as problems running and streaming a video game.
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I'm still not as salty as you
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Reynad, I went to Isreal the other week. I went to the dead sea and floated on the incredibly salty water. I managed to get some in my mouth, and then came out ate a pretzel, and a hot dog with extra salt. And then ate an entire salt lick. I'm still not a salty as you. 
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I'm better than professional valorant players
Wait, these are PROFESSIONAL valorant players? I'm better than all of them and I'm in bronze. I purposely empty my vandal clip down to 1 bullet because I kill all my opponents with 1 tap ease. Tenz looks like he could use some lessons from me directly. I'm bronze by the way.
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Value Town was within reach
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Trump couldnât wait. Value Town was within reach and he moaned, hard, âTuck Frump!â He was fidgety, yet Kripparrian stripped away his juvenile briefs. âHe has the perfect cardsâŚâ Kripp thought in his head, âAn absolutely ridiculous deck.â Cattarrian stared casually as Kripp bounced his Ragnaros off of Trumpâs plump rump.
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Obi Wan Shapiro
Okay, so letâs say hypothetically, these werenât the droids youâre looking for. You see, the droids youâre looking for have the Death Star plans, correct? However, as those droid are close minded liberals, and these droids are free thinking informed conservatives, these would not be the droids youâre looking for. Now, if you were to assume that these droids are the droids youâre looking for because they are a protocol droid and an astromech, then that would actually make you the real racists, as you would assume that all astromech droids have the death star plans. So if this were true, these arenât the droid youâre looking for.