[Copypasta] My parents used to watch cockfighting in the bedroom

My parents used to watch cockfighting in the bedroom when they thought we were asleep. I'd hear my mother excitedly talking about how much she enjoyed cocks as they jumped around on the bed. What surprised me though was, when we went to Spain she mentioned how cruel she thought bullfighting was. I never confronted her about the hypocrisy though.
October 2021
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At least you have a life

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Kripp

Incel Revolutionary Party

twitchquotes: I am going to start a new party called "Incel Revolutionary Party" or "IRP". Almost all women will be taken into concentration camps and they get a handpicked incel boyfriend. The uglier the incel is, the better looking the girl is. Incels that are good looking will only get the fattest and ugliest girlfriends. Non-incels (infidels) will be taken into conversion camps and they will be forced to eat junk food, game all day, never go outside, and never work out. They will be converted to incels. Non-incel women that are against the forced girlfriend laws will also be converted into "incel-allies" by watching state-sponsored propaganda videos that are all about how sad incels are and how much they need girlfriends. There will also be some Chads, Brads and Tyrones that will not be converted into incels because the women who are incels (femcels) will not have to be a forced girlfriend. They will get a free boyfriend. If the chosen chads, brads and tyrones are against the laws, they will also be forced to watch propaganda videos about sad femcels are.
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Chairarrian's message to Kripp

twitchquotes: Hแด‡ส Kส€ษชแด˜แด˜, ษชแด›s Cสœแด€ษชส€แด€ส€ส€ษชแด€ษด. I แด„แด€ษดแด› แด›แด€แด‹แด‡ แด›สœษชs แด€ษดสแดแดส€แด‡, สแดแดœ ษดแด‡แด‡แด… แด›แด sแด›แดแด˜ แดœsษชษดษข แดแด‡ แด€s สแดแดœส€ ส€แด€สŸสŸส แด แด‡สœษชแด„สŸแด‡,ษช แด„แด€ษดแด› sแด›แด€ษดแด… ษขแด‡แด›แด›ษชษดษข แด…ษชส€แด›ษชแด‡ส€.
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Kripp

Meanwhile in Forsen's mouth

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