My parents used to watch cockfighting in the bedroom when they thought we were asleep.
I'd hear my mother excitedly talking about how much she enjoyed cocks as they jumped around on the bed.
What surprised me though was, when we went to Spain she mentioned how cruel she thought bullfighting was. I never confronted her about the hypocrisy though.
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Rania came to the wrong dongerhood
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ΰΌΌ ΒΊΩΝΒΊΰΌΌ ΒΊΩΝΒΊΰΌΌ ΒΊΩΝΒΊ ΰΌ½ΒΊΩΝΒΊ ΰΌ½ΒΊΩΝΒΊ ΰΌ½ YOU CAME TO THE WRONG DONGERHOOD, RANIA ΰΌΌ ΒΊΩΝΒΊΰΌΌ ΒΊΩΝΒΊΰΌΌ ΒΊΩΝΒΊΰΌΌ ΒΊΩΝΒΊ ΰΌ½ΒΊΩΝΒΊ ΰΌ½ΒΊΩΝΒΊ ΰΌ½
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