My parents used to watch cockfighting in the bedroom when they thought we were asleep.
I'd hear my mother excitedly talking about how much she enjoyed cocks as they jumped around on the bed.
What surprised me though was, when we went to Spain she mentioned how cruel she thought bullfighting was. I never confronted her about the hypocrisy though.
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âGive me a second, guys,â Kripp says. âGotta hit up the bathroomâ He turns down the volume on his microphone, and immediately springs up from his chair and shouts "I LOVE THIS GAME!" before giving Dex a swift pat on the head. As Dex yips loudly in delight, Kripp runs over to give Rania a kiss on the cheek. Rania then tries to take out the trash, but Kripp swiftly grabs the bag from her and does it for her. Elated, Kripp wipes the sweat off his forehead, sits back down, and resumes his stream.
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This reddit sub is not funny
I have been in this shitty sub for almost a year and the humour here almost didnât change at all. All of you here are so fucking unfunny it hurts to even open Reddit and see your âjokesâ on my home page. The word 69 is not funny at ALL. 420 is also not funny. I know they are the sex and weed number but how is that funny at all? Do you just say âoh Iâm almost about to get 69 karma haha funnyâ????? Youâre not. Saying âpenisâ or when asked to say a joke âmy lifeâ isnât fucking funny in any way. How is a whole group of teenagers SO UNFUNNY???? I used to have this type of âhumourâ for a bit (not that long so thank god) and after I realized how much it was being repeated I realized that you guys are embarrassing. No one out of Reddit likes or respects ANY of you. TIK TOK is funnier then here AND ALWAYS WILL BE. âSo leave the subâ that wonât fix the sub though, will it? It hurts to see your âjokesâ. Develop a sense of humor or just get outđ
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Iâm a gamer school girl, so, i need money for my college, which is why i canât by this All-Access Pass. But i hope someone can give me one of them. It means so much for me
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I want Zarya's giant feet to squash my face
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I want Zarya's giant feet to squash my face and suffocate me and gives me no mercy, I want her to squash my head with her gigantic thighs like a hand squashes a tomato. Just knowing that she is able to do that brings me to the brink of orgasmic relief, but I know she won't smash my body with her arms hugging me like the bear emote. Fuck, why does she have to be a video game character, I want Blizzard to make sex dolls, I would buy out all the Zarya models and keep them for myself
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