[Copypasta] My parents used to watch cockfighting in the bedroom

My parents used to watch cockfighting in the bedroom when they thought we were asleep. I'd hear my mother excitedly talking about how much she enjoyed cocks as they jumped around on the bed. What surprised me though was, when we went to Spain she mentioned how cruel she thought bullfighting was. I never confronted her about the hypocrisy though.
October 2021
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Police clearing out a homeless encampment

On my way into the office today I saw the police clearing out a homeless encampment under a bridge, forcing them into the cold and rain. I keep playing it over in my head and havenโ€™t been able to focus on work all day because of my erection.
January 2021

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Starcraft Ghost

โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โขดโฃฆโก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃผโฃฏโฃธโฃทโฃ€โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ โกœโขณโฃ“โฃšโกนโก„โ ™โก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃผโก‘โ ‰โก†โ €โ ˆโ €โขธโข–โก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃŸโกŽโขธโฃโข€โกดโ Ÿโกฟโ Šโข‰โ ‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ‡โ ”โกปโ คโข‹โ คโฃŽโกคโ –โ ‰โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฎโ •โ ‰โข€โกฐโขฟโขคโ โกฟโ €โ €โ €SOMEBODYโ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โกคโขŠโฃ โฃ’โฃ†โกฅโ ƒโ €โกโ €โก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €CALLโ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โข€โ ”โ Šโฃ โ žโ โ €โ €โ ธโก†โ €โข โ ƒโกธโ โ €โ €โ €โ €FORโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ ˜โ –โ ‹โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข โ ‹โ ‰โขนโ ’โขฑโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €ANโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโฃ„โก โขผโฃ โ ƒโ €โ €โ €EXTERMINATOR?โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โก‡โ €โกŽโฃ‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขผโ ฅโก‘โกงโ šโ งโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ฏโ คโ Ÿโ ‰โ ’โ šโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €
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October 2021

Watermelon

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A SIMP HAS FALLEN FOR AN E-GIRL IN LEGO CITY

A SIMP HAS FALLEN FOR AN E-GIRL IN LEGO CITY HEY! CONSTRUCT THE THOT PATROL AND LOCK HER UP (BEGONE THOT) NEW THOT PATROL FROM LEGO CITY setsandaccessory'ssoldseperatly *Belle Delphine squeals*
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Here in my garage

twitchquotes: Here in my garage, just bought this new Lamborghini here. Itโ€™s fun to drive up here in the Hollywood hills. But you know what I like more than materialistic things? Knowledge. In fact, Iโ€™m a lot more proud of these seven new bookshelves that I had to get installed to hold two thousand new books that I bought. Itโ€™s like the billionaire Warren Buffett says, โ€œthe more you learn, the more you earn.โ€
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