[Copypasta] without throwing your cat across the room

twitchquotes: Hello this is Twitch staff. Unfortunately we have been notified that you have now reached 24 hours of stream time without throwing your cat across the room. As stated in our TOS, we require that all streamers must throw at least one pet a distance of 3 metres on camera in order to maintain the ability to stream. Failure to do so will result in your stream being disabled permanently. We will now unfortunately have to terminate your account. Thank you for your cooperation.
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November 2019
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8th year without variety

📜 ✍ Sadge 𝓜𝔂 𝓭𝓮đ“Ēđ“ģ𝓮đ“ŧđ“Ŋ đ“Ģđ“ģ𝓸đ“Ŋ𝓱𝓮đ“ģ, đ“Ŋ𝓸𝓭đ“Ē𝔂 đ“ļđ“Ēđ“ģ𝓴đ“ŧ đ“Ŋ𝓱𝓮 8đ“Ŋ𝓱 𝔂𝓮đ“Ēđ“ģ 𝔀𝓮 𝓱đ“Ēđ“ŋ𝓮 𝓱đ“Ē𝓭 𝔀𝓲đ“Ŋ𝓱𝓸𝓾đ“Ŋ đ“ŋđ“Ēđ“ģ𝓲𝓮đ“Ŋ𝔂. đ“Ļ𝓮 đ“ļđ“Ē𝔂 𝓷𝓸đ“Ŋ đ“Ģ𝓮 đ“Ēđ“Ģđ“ĩ𝓮 đ“Ŋ𝓸 𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓾đ“ģ𝓮. 𝓟đ“ĩ𝓮đ“Ēđ“ŧ𝓮 𝓹đ“ģđ“Ē𝔂 đ“¯đ“¸đ“ģ 𝓸𝓾đ“ģ đ“ŧđ“Ēđ“ĩđ“ŋđ“Ēđ“Ŋ𝓲𝓸𝓷. .
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Kripparrian is NEVER lucky?

twitchquotes: (â€ĸâŒŖâ€ĸ) Daddy, is it true as the legend says. That Kripparrian is NEVER lucky? ( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° ) Yes little dong. The legend holds true even to this day.
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Minecraft creeper

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If Biden wins, I'm moving to Alaska

twitchquotes: I simply will not stand to live in a country ruled by Biden. So if he wins the election, I am packing my bags and moving far away, where Joseph "Malarkey" Biden cannot reach me. I will be starting a new life in Alaska.
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2020 US Election

You have been gifted a Yep

twitchquotes: â–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–ŦāŽœÛŠÛžÛŠāŽœâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧ You have been gifted a Yep . Type COCK to activate. â–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–ŦāŽœÛŠÛžÛŠāŽœâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧâ–Ŧ
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July 2020
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