[Copypasta] without throwing your cat across the room

twitchquotes: Hello this is Twitch staff. Unfortunately we have been notified that you have now reached 24 hours of stream time without throwing your cat across the room. As stated in our TOS, we require that all streamers must throw at least one pet a distance of 3 metres on camera in order to maintain the ability to stream. Failure to do so will result in your stream being disabled permanently. We will now unfortunately have to terminate your account. Thank you for your cooperation.
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November 2019
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twitchquotes: β˜‘ β€œThese Hafu nudes are CRAZY!” β˜‘ β€œMy dick can't stay limp against nudes like that” β˜‘ "She NEEDED precisely those two nips to win" β˜‘ β€œShe took the only nudes that could make me beat off” β˜‘ "She had the perfect muff" β˜‘ β€œThere was nothing I could do but donate” β˜‘ β€œShe cried profusely"
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