[Copypasta] WOW kid you just got r/WOOOOOOSHED

WOW kid you just got r/WOOOOOOSHED!!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘€ "Wooosh" means you didn't get the joke, as in the sound made when the joke "woooshes" over your head. I bet you're too stupid to get it, IDIOT!! ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜‚ His joke was so thoughtfully crafted and took him a total of like 3 minutes, you SHOULD be laughing. ๐Ÿคฌ What's that? His joke is bad? I think that's just because you failed. He outsmarted you, nitwit.๐Ÿคญ In conclusion, I am posting this to the community known as "R/Wooooosh" to claim my internet points in your embarrassment ๐Ÿ˜. Imbecile. The Germans refer to this action as "Schadenfreude," which means "harm-joy" ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฒ. WOW! ๐Ÿคช Another reference I had to explain to you. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคญ I am going to cease this conversation for I do not converse with simple minded persons.๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚
October 2021
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MY BAG OF COMMUNISTS

twitchquotes: โ˜ญโ˜ญโ˜ญโ˜ญโ˜ญโ˜ญโ˜ญโ˜ญโ˜ญโ˜ญโ˜ญโ˜ญโ˜ญ SORRY I DROPPED MY BAG OF COMMUNISTS โ˜ญโ˜ญโ˜ญโ˜ญโ˜ญโ˜ญโ˜ญโ˜ญโ˜ญโ˜ญโ˜ญโ˜ญโ˜ญ
twitch chat
November 2014
Forsen

You are currently in a 25 year coma

twitchquotes: If you are reading this message, Jesse, you are currently in a 25 year coma. We've been trying to communicate with you for the longest time by manipulating your brain waves, but nothing so far has worked. If you manage to read this it means our new method has succeeded. Please, wake up Jesse. Your family loves you and wants you back. In a week they are going to pull the plug on your life support, they can't afford the medical bills anymore.
twitch chat
August 2017
Sneaky

Kripp and Arthus

twitchquotes: ๏ผญ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ“๏ฝ๏ฝŽ ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ„๏ฝ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ• ๏ฝ—๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ… ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝŽ๏ผŒ ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ–๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ—๏ฝ…๏ฝ‚๏ฝ“๏ฝ‰๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ๏ฝ† ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝŽ๏ฝ…๏ฝ” ๏ฝ—๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ผš ๏ผซ๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ผŽ๏ผญ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝƒ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŒ๏ฝ„๏ผŒ ๏ผฉ ๏ฝ—๏ฝ๏ฝ”๏ฝƒ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ—๏ฝ‰๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ„๏ฝ… ๏ฝ๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ• ๏ฝ‡๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ— ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ”๏ฝ ๏ฝ ๏ฝ‡๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝ’ ๏ฝ๏ฝ† ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ„๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝŽ๏ฝ…๏ฝ“๏ฝ“๏ผŽ๏ผฒ๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ผŒ ๏ฝ๏ฝ•๏ฝ’ ๏ฝ†๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŒ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ—๏ฝ๏ฝ™๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ๏ฝ™๏ฝ…๏ฝ„ ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ„๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ… ๏ฝ—๏ฝ‰๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ ๏ฝ†๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ…๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ ๏ผฉ ๏ฝ‹๏ฝŽ๏ฝ๏ฝ— ๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ• ๏ฝ—๏ฝ‰๏ฝŒ๏ฝŒ ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ…๏ฝ–๏ฝ…๏ฝ’ ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝ“๏ฝ•๏ฝ๏ฝŒ ๏ฝ“๏ฝƒ๏ฝ’๏ฝ•๏ฝ‚๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ… ๏ฝ“๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ”๏ผŒ ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ•๏ฝ” ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ”๏ฝ’๏ฝ•๏ฝ…๏ฝ“๏ฝ” ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ„๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝŽ๏ฝ…๏ฝ“๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ“๏ฝ๏ฝŽ ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ…๏ฝŽ๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ”๏ฝ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ ๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ•๏ฝ’ ๏ฝ–๏ฝ‰๏ฝ…๏ฝ—๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ“๏ผŽ ๏ผฉ ๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝŒ๏ฝŒ ๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ• ๏ฝ”๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“ ๏ฝ†๏ฝ๏ฝ’ ๏ฝ—๏ฝˆ๏ฝ…๏ฝŽ ๏ฝ๏ฝ™ ๏ฝ„๏ฝ๏ฝ™๏ฝ“ ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ… ๏ฝ”๏ฝ ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ ๏ฝ…๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ ๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ• ๏ฝ“๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ฝŒ ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ๏ฝ” ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ… ๏ฝƒ๏ฝ๏ฝ“๏ฝ•๏ฝ๏ฝŒ๏ผŽ
twitch chat
April 2014
Kripp

I'm currently crushing on someone in Highschool

twitchquotes: Hey, everyone. I'm currently crushing on someone in Highschool and we are both freshman. So the thing is I'm kinda shy when asking out people and my courage rn is like Bronze level of weak. I want to ask her out on a date or just see how she really feels about me. Another difficult thing too is that I'm a C9 fan and she is a TSM fan . Do you guys have any advice for me???
twitch chat
March 2018
Riot Games

League of Legends

Tall Dog

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–„โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘ โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–‘
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December 2019
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