[Copypasta] I was worried all the copium mines had run dry

twitchquotes: I was worried all the copium mines had run dry, that our reckless over-mining of such a precious resource had rendered it lost to time. But here comes our lord and savior [insert streamer here], who has managed to make this once limited resource renewable. Thank you sir. Our children will build statues to honor your ingenuity.
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October 2021
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Kripp reviews a card

twitchquotes: โ˜ I got the beast in my sights โ˜ Hoot hoot โ˜ That belongs in a museum โ˜ Let me change your mind โ˜‘ I looked at this card originally, and I thought, you know, itโ€™s a card, and you play this card. The card will be that card that youโ€™ve played, so youโ€™re playing a card. So it is one thing to play a card if your opponent doesnโ€™t really have any cards. The card will screw up the card pretty hard, and that means itโ€™s a pretty good card.
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May 2016
Kripp

Hearthstone

( อกยฐ อœส– ( อก~ อœส– อก~)

twitchquotes: ( อกยฐ อœส– ( อก~ อœส– อก~)
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March 2015
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Endgame spoilers

twitchquotes: I just saw endgame, and it was pretty good, but there were a few weird things. I thought it was strange how the Russo Brothers decided to render Thanosโ€™ erect penis in such vivid detail. The veins were so perfectly done I couldnโ€™t even tell his cock wasnโ€™t real. Another thing I found weird was when Black Panther broke the fourth wall and gave the audience the n-word pass. I did appreciate it, but it would feel more in place in a Deadpool movie. Overall, it was still excellent, but I think that they definitely need to reconsider some things.
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May 2019

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Casual Kripp has finally reached the bottom

twitchquotes: Casual Kripp has finally reached the bottom. He has descended to casualness not often witnessed. He watches other people play and imagines their wins as his. His ego is inflated to enormous levels, and he cannot help but pat himself on the back and take credit for a game he did not play. His ego is satisfied for now, but what comes next?
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January 2015
Kripp
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