[Copypasta] I was worried all the copium mines had run dry

twitchquotes: I was worried all the copium mines had run dry, that our reckless over-mining of such a precious resource had rendered it lost to time. But here comes our lord and savior [insert streamer here], who has managed to make this once limited resource renewable. Thank you sir. Our children will build statues to honor your ingenuity.
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October 2021
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HOW LONG CAN THIS GO ON

twitchquotes: โ› FeelsBadMan HOW LONG โ› FeelsBadMan CAN THIS โ› FeelsBadMan GO ON โ› FeelsBadMan
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September 2017

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My name is Mighticus Totemicus Spamicus

twitchquotes: <:::::[]=ยคโ—ฅโ–ˆฬ†โ—คMy name is Mighticus Totemicus Spamicus, commander of the Armies of the RNG, General of the โ—ฅโ–ˆฬ†โ—ค Legions, loyal servant to the true Shaman Kripparrian. Buff to a โ—ฅโ–ˆฬ†โ—ค son, and buff to a โ—ฅโ–ˆฬ†โ—ค wife. I will make all totems mighty, whether in this game or the next. <:::::[]=ยคโ—ฅโ–ˆฬ†โ—ค
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February 2015
Kripp

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RENGER needs to be BANNED. YOU do NOT want to catch A BOLA

twitchquotes: You all should be aware of this great danger going on. From now on RENGAR needs to be banned in every game you play. YOU do NOT want to catch A BOLA
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October 2014
imaqtpie

United States of America is now known as West Iran

twitchquotes: The year is 2024. The United States of America is now known as West Iran after the assassination of Supreme Leader Donald Trump from drone warfare. I hide in my nuclear bunker, praying to God that I survive another night. I open my laptop and see Kripp streaming some HS battlegrounds, still forcing murlocs and hardstuck at 7k MMR. "Still never lucky, huh old friend..." I whisper to myself as the bombs fall outside...
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February 2020
Kripp

Hearthstone

S T A Y W O K E

twitchquotes: ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ƒ๐Ÿ‘ S T A Y W O K E
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April 2017
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