[Copypasta] I was worried all the copium mines had run dry

twitchquotes: I was worried all the copium mines had run dry, that our reckless over-mining of such a precious resource had rendered it lost to time. But here comes our lord and savior [insert streamer here], who has managed to make this once limited resource renewable. Thank you sir. Our children will build statues to honor your ingenuity.
twitch chat
October 2021
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Patrick Star - I am back

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August 2015
Kripp

I sexually Identify as going second

twitchquotes: I sexually Identify as going second. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being at a mana disadvantage for ten turns. People say to me that a winning when going second is Impossible and I’m *** retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install four cards in my opening hand as well as the coin on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me β€œUNKNOWN” and respect my right to instantly lose the majority of games. If you can’t accept me you’re a turn-twophobe
twitch chat
December 2016
Kripp

Hearthstone

I sexually Identify as

What's it like playing against Patron

twitchquotes: Sometimes when I see my opponent drop that Warsong Commander, I quickly turn my volume up to max, let go of my mouse, lean back in my chair and close my eyes. I let the sounds of whirling blades and orc and dwarf voices engulf me and dive into a dream-like state where only I exist, floating through space with a sweet warmth in my belly. It's almost therapeutic.
twitch chat
October 2015
Kolento

Hearthstone

Chinese characters wave

twitchquotes: εŽ‚δΈ‹εΉΏεžε»ΏεδΈ€ε‰εŠδΈŽζœ¬δΊŒδΈŠζ—¦δΈŠδΊŒζœ¬δΈŽεŠε‰δΈ€εε»ΏεžεΉΏδΈ‹εŽ‚εŽ‚δΈ‹εΉΏεžε»ΏεδΈ€ε‰εŠδΈŽζœ¬δΊŒδΈŠζ—¦δΈŠδΊŒζœ¬δΈŽεŠε‰δΈ€εε»ΏεžεΉΏδΈ‹εŽ‚εŽ‚δΈ‹εΉΏεžε»ΏεδΈ€ε‰εŠδΈŽζœ¬δΊŒδΈŠζ—¦δΈŠδΊŒζœ¬δΈŽεŠε‰δΈ€εε»ΏεžεΉΏδΈ‹εŽ‚εŽ‚δΈ‹εΉΏεžε»ΏεδΈ€ε‰εŠδΈŽζœ¬δΊŒδΈŠζ—¦δΈŠδΊŒζœ¬δΈŽεŠε‰δΈ€εε»ΏεžεΉΏδΈ‹εŽ‚εŽ‚δΈ‹εΉΏεžε»ΏεδΈ€ε‰εŠδΈŽζœ¬δΊŒδΈŠζ—¦δΈŠδΊŒζœ¬δΈŽεŠε‰δΈ€εε»ΏεžεΉΏδΈ‹εŽ‚εŽ‚δΈ‹εΉΏεžε»ΏεδΈ€ε‰εŠδΈŽζœ¬δΊŒδΈŠζ—¦δΈŠδΊŒζœ¬δΈŽεŠε‰δΈ€εε»ΏεžεΉΏδΈ‹εŽ‚εŽ‚δΈ‹εΉΏεžε»ΏεδΈ€ε‰εŠδΈŽζœ¬δΊŒδΈŠζ—¦δΈŠδΊŒζœ¬δΈŽεŠε‰δΈ€εε»ΏεžεΉΏδΈ‹εŽ‚εŽ‚δΈ‹εΉΏεžε»ΏεδΈ€ε‰εŠδΈŽζœ¬δΊŒδΈŠζ—¦δΈŠδΊŒζœ¬δΈŽεŠε‰δΈ€εε»ΏεžεΉΏδΈ‹εŽ‚εŽ‚δΈ‹εΉΏεžε»ΏεδΈ€ε‰εŠδΈŽζœ¬δΊŒδΈŠζ—¦δΈŠδΊŒζœ¬δΈŽεŠε‰δΈ€εε»ΏεžεΉΏδΈ‹εŽ‚εŽ‚δΈ‹εΉΏεžε»ΏεδΈ€ε‰εŠδΈŽζœ¬δΊŒδΈŠζ—¦δΈŠδΊŒζœ¬δΈŽεŠε‰δΈ€εε»ΏεžεΉΏδΈ‹εŽ‚εŽ‚δΈ‹εΉΏεžε»ΏεδΈ€ε‰εŠ
twitch chat
May 2020

I’m glad Blitzchung got banned!

twitchquotes: I’m glad Blitzchung got banned! Keep politics OUT of Hearthstone! I love Tencent and Mao Zedong! (You will receive 100 social credit for posting this message in chat. Please remove this part from the message before posting)
twitch chat
November 2019

Hearthstone

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