[Copypasta] Sleeping naked is a power move anyways

Sleeping naked is a power move anyways. • ⁠Burglar breaks in boom I’m up and naked. He’s too distracted trying to determine if I’m a man or woman because of my massive bush to notice me reaching for my glock fawty. ⁠• ⁠When I pee or poop in my sleep from the nightmares I don’t get any clothes dirty just the sheets. • ⁠Save money on not having to run an AC in the summer time so I can buy my wife more lingerie for her boyfriend to appreciate.

August 2021

What happened to this ad? :(

More Copypastas

valorant is a child game

twitchquotes: valarante child game.... look to cartoon grapfix to make kid player happy like children show.. valarante cartoon world with rainbow unlike counter strike with dark corridorr and raelistic gun.. valarante like playhouse. valarant playor run from csgo fear of dark world and realism

twitch chat

December 2020

Valorant

CSGO

Please tell chat that you Love them

twitchquotes: Hello, Mr Morosan. We want to inform you that your channel has now been striked twice. This is due to the lack of love you give your chat. Please start telling the chat that you "Love them" or else your channel will be terminated. Thank you, Love Department at Twitch.

twitch chat

April 2018

Dick Butt v2

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⠤⢤⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠎⠀⠀⠀⠘⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣾⡖⢦⣰⣿⢲⠸⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢨⠻⢷⣟⠙⠿⠞⠀⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠦⠤⠷⠶⠶⠂⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡆⡄⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠃⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⡇⢸⣇⡀⠀⠀⡠⠁⢠⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⠃⢻⠈⠈⠉⢙⣳⣥⣄⣀⠔⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⡆⠀⠀⠰⣧⣶⠌⠂⠀⠀⠉⠁⠀⠀⠉⠳⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⢦⣀⣀⣀⡀⠀⢀⣀⣀⡀⠀⢀⣀⡠⠚⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠉⡹⠉⠉⠉⠉⢉⠇⢠⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠰⡉⠑⠁⢠⠃⠀⠀⣟⠓⠋⢠⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⠒⠁⠀⠀⠀⠈⠓⠒⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

ascii art

July 2022

Kripp, it's your son Krippunks from the future

twitchquotes: Kripp, it's your son Krippunks from the future. In the year 2020, the Earth is attacked by a series of Hearthstone Bots called RNGdroids 17 and 18. Everyone dies except Reynad and me. He trains me to be a Salt Warrior. You must train to defeat the RNGdroids!

twitch chat

November 2014

Bunchie the Llama

──────▄██████████▄──────────────── ────▄█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█▄────────────── ────█▒▒▐█▌▒▒▒▒▒▐█▌▒█▄───────────── ────█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█▄──────────── ────█▒██████████████▒█▄─────────── ────█▒█▄─█─█─█─█─▄██▒▒█─────────── ────█▒▒████████████▒▒▒█─────────── ────█▒▒▒█▄─█──█─▄█▒▒▒▒█─────────── ────█▒▒▒▒████████▒▒▒▒▒█─────────── ────█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█▀─────────── ───▄█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█──────────── ───█▒▒▒▀▀▄▄▄▄▄▄▀▀▒▒▒█▀──────────── ──▄█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█───────────── ──█▒▒▒▒▒▀▀▄▄▄▄▀▀▒▒▒█▀───────────── ──█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█────────────── ──█▒▒▒▒▒▀▀▄▄▄▀▀▒▒▒▒█────────────── ──█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█────────────── ──█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█────────────── ──█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█────────────── ──█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█────────────── ──█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█────────────── ─▄█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██───────────── ▄█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██▄─────────── █▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█████▄────── █▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒███▄─── █▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██── █▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██─ █▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██ █▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█ ▀█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█ ─▀█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█ ──▀█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█▒▒█ ───██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█▒▒▒▒▒█▒▒▒▒▒▒█▒▒▒█ ───█▒█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█▒▒▒▒█▒▒▒▒▒▒█▒▒▒▒█ ───█▒▒█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█▒▒▒█▒▒▒▒▒███▒▒▒▒█ ───▀█▒▒██████████▒▒▒██████▀─█▒▒▒▒█ ────▀█▒▒█▄──────█▒▒▒█─█▒▒█──█▒▒▒▒█ ─────▀█▒▒█▄─────█▒▒▒█─█▒▒█──█▒▒▒█▀ ──────▀█▒▒█─────█▒▒█▀─█▒▒█──█▒▒█▀─ ───────▀█▒█─────█▒█▀──█▒▒█──█▒█▀── ────────▀██─────██▀───▀██▀──██▀───

ascii art

September 2021

──────▄██████████▄──────────────── ────▄█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█▄────────────── ────█▒▒▐█▌▒▒▒▒▒▐█▌▒█▄───────────── ────█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█▄──────────── ────█▒██████████████▒█▄─────────── ────█▒█▄─█─█─█─█─▄██▒▒█─────────── ────█▒▒████████████▒▒▒█─────────── ────█▒▒▒█▄─█──█─▄█▒▒▒▒█─────────── ────█▒▒▒▒████████▒▒▒▒▒█─────────── ────█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█▀─────────── ───▄█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█──────────── ───█▒▒▒▀▀▄▄▄▄▄▄▀▀▒▒▒█▀──────────── ──▄█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█───────────── ──█▒▒▒▒▒▀▀▄▄▄▄▀▀▒▒▒█▀───────────── ──█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█────────────── ──█▒▒▒▒▒▀▀▄▄▄▀▀▒▒▒▒█────────────── ──█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█────────────── ──█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█────────────── ──█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█────────────── ──█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█────────────── ──█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█────────────── ─▄█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██───────────── ▄█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██▄─────────── █▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█████▄────── █▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒███▄─── █▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██── █▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██─ █▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██ █▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█ ▀█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█ ─▀█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█ ──▀█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█▒▒█ ───██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█▒▒▒▒▒█▒▒▒▒▒▒█▒▒▒█ ───█▒█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█▒▒▒▒█▒▒▒▒▒▒█▒▒▒▒█ ───█▒▒█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█▒▒▒█▒▒▒▒▒███▒▒▒▒█ ───▀█▒▒██████████▒▒▒██████▀─█▒▒▒▒█ ────▀█▒▒█▄──────█▒▒▒█─█▒▒█──█▒▒▒▒█ ─────▀█▒▒█▄─────█▒▒▒█─█▒▒█──█▒▒▒█▀ ──────▀█▒▒█─────█▒▒█▀─█▒▒█──█▒▒█▀─ ───────▀█▒█─────█▒█▀──█▒▒█──█▒█▀── ────────▀██─────██▀───▀██▀──██▀───

More Copypastas

Text-to-Speech Playing