Joe many liberals does it take to change a log by bolb????? None , their to busy ???? Their gender πππ πππ
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98% of memes aren't even remotely funny
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Did π You π Know? π 98% of π¦ memes πΈ aren't π« even π remotely funny, π but π rather 
an πΉ indication of π¦ the π low π intelligence, absence of π¦ empathy, and π devolution of π¦ modern π₯ man. π¨
an πΉ indication of π¦ the π low π intelligence, absence of π¦ empathy, and π devolution of π¦ modern π₯ man. π¨
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This guy's deck is average
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β βThis guy's deck is averageβ β βMy deck wins about half of the time against a deck like thatβ β "He played precisely those two cards" β βHe topdecked a mediocre card for a mediocre turnβ β "He had several cards" β βThere were multiple options open to meβ β βI played that"
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This Copypasta Is CRAZY!
Story of Felipe
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Let me tell you about Felipe. Felipe is good boy from Guadalajara. He wake at 6:00 to make food for white man. He eat his chipotle like a good boy, and clean the taco like a good boy. When he finish burrito he play stonehearth, but Felipe is sad. Felipe say he no win because of Kripp, and Felipe want retribution. Beware your taco kripp, it may have jalapeno poison...
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Pasta definition
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Pasta (Italian pronunciation: [Λpasta]) is a staple food[1] of traditional Italian cuisine, with the first reference dating to 1154 in Sicily.[2] It is also commonly used to refer to the variety of pasta dishes. Typically, pasta is a noodle made from an unleavened dough of a durum wheat flour mixed with water or eggs and formed into sheets or various shapes, then cooked by boiling or baking.
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Kermit the frog caused 9/11
Kermit the frog caused 9/11. In the 2002 TV film "It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie", there's a part where an angel shows Kermit an alternate reality where he was never born. For whatever reason, the editors didn't really think about it, and continued to use footage with the twin towers still standing for this scene, however they aren't there in his original universe. Therefore, something that Kermit did in his life, did in fact cause 9/11 in Muppet lore.