[Copypasta] Joe many liberals does it take to change a log by bolb?

Joe many liberals does it take to change a log by bolb????? None , their to busy ???? Their gender ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
August 2021
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What if I put my Minecraft bed next to yours?

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Together, we can save the universe

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CSGO is a rip off of Valorant

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EU also known as "Easily Upset"

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80 billion dollars in twitch stocks

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