[Copypasta] Why is Jake even a meme?

twitchquotes: Why is Jake even a meme? Are really so inconsiderate and stupid so as to think that its funny? You just post it like its some kind of joke, when in reality, Jake is a serious player at the top of his game, and deserves your respect. For this reason, I refuse to spam J LUL KE
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March 2018
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Dear people who comment on porn

Dear people who comment on porn, why? Do you really think whoever the fuck youโ€™re masturbating to will see โ€œyou are gorgeous I would love to tittyfuck you, it would be my pleasure๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜โ€ will fly over to your house have sex with your fatass and then fly back? No. If it ever actually does happen, Iโ€™d bet that pornstar does it a lot. Which means constant flying. Porn commenters are causing global warming.
September 2021

To a horse, the world is basically Candyland

Have you ever thought about how, to a horse, the world is basically Candyland? Like they're wandering down a trail and boom, there's just some thistles. And then to the left, a delicious tree. There's just food all over the ground everywhere. Horses seem pretty excited about it.
April 2022

SPAM THIS BANANA TO HELP MICHAEL SANTANA

twitchquotes: SPAM ๐ŸŒ THIS ๐ŸŒ BANANA ๐ŸŒ TO ๐ŸŒ HELP ๐ŸŒ MICHAEL ๐ŸŒ SANTANA
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November 2018
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It is canon that Kermit the Frog caused 9/11 in the Muppet universe

In the 2002 TV film "It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie", there's a part where an angel shows Kermit an alrernate reality where he was never born. For whatever reason, the editors didn't really think about it, and continued to use footage with the twin towers still standing for this scene; however, they aren't there in his original universe. Therefore, something that Kermit did in his life, did in fact cause 9/11 in Muppet lore.
August 2021

Use this ๐Ÿ‘Œ if you disagree for the banning of this ๐Ÿ‘Œ

twitchquotes: Use this ๐Ÿ‘Œ if you disagree for the banning of this ๐Ÿ‘Œ on Overwatch and other e-sports. Itโ€™s the okay sign for godโ€™s sake. And it means 9 in sign language. ๐Ÿ‘Œ
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April 2019
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