Decided I will no longer be paying taxes. What are they gonna do, tax me more? Go ahead.
I wont pay those either
Oh im going to prison?
The one paid for by my tax dollars?
Sorry. Didn't pay em. Now there is no prison.
I am at least 3 steps ahead of the government at all times.
What happened to this ad? :(
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lul EU.... I guess
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Lost to EU in Twitch Rivals 
Lost to EU at Worlds Lost to EU at MSI Only 1 NA mid next season lul EU.... I guess
Lost to EU at Worlds Lost to EU at MSI Only 1 NA mid next season lul EU.... I guess
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Among Us concerned father
Hello everyone, concerned father here. Recently my 7 year old son discovered the video game āAmong Usā after playing it on his computer. While i didnāt mind at first, it soon began to affect his character. Within a week, he had been screaming 'susā in his sleep. When asked to do his homework, he called me a stupid father and said ākickedā. His grades have been dropping heavily since that day and whenever i refuse to give him my credit card for cosmetics he threatens me saying heāll āejectā me. Yesterday I entered his room to witness him listening to extremely loud rave 'Among Dripā, he put a bunch of pillows in his shirt to make himself look big and now calls himself a ācrewmateā. He refuses to go to bible study unless we use āventā to get there. I donāt know what that is but he refuses to take any form of transportation except that. Please I am so concerned, what do I do?
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Gonna go against the grain here and say YTA
Gonna go against the grain here and say YTA. Honestly, what the fuck is wrong with you? I simply canāt fucking believe that you would make such an idiotic decision. Youāre a disgusting little crawly lobotomite and you deserve to perish in a dark deep abyss where you belong. Iāve gone ahead and removed one reddit upvote from your account by ādownvotingā this comment. I hope you rethink your actions in the future. Fuck you.
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Hey guys Papparian here!
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Hey guys Papparian here! I wanted to check in and make sure my Little Kripp baby is acting like a nice little boy. He has been known to cry from time to time about RNG so please make sure you spam 
NEVER LUCKY when he loses RNG, to keep his little baby butt in check. Thanks, no copy pasterino.
NEVER LUCKY when he loses RNG, to keep his little baby butt in check. Thanks, no copy pasterino.
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Can we keep the sexual posts to a fucking minimum?
Can we keep the sexual posts to a fucking minimum guys? My parents stumbled on this sub the other day and now I'm not even allowed to access Reddit anymore because of the sex talk they saw in here. This is not a peepee, poopoo and vajayjay fun house. We are not heathens whose only role in life is to fornicate and laugh about fornication and then ejaculate that nonsense, spurting and spewing this so called "humor" on each other like animals. This is a place of worship. Meme worship. God is not pleased with you all. Repent.