Decided I will no longer be paying taxes. What are they gonna do, tax me more? Go ahead.
I wont pay those either
Oh im going to prison?
The one paid for by my tax dollars?
Sorry. Didn't pay em. Now there is no prison.
I am at least 3 steps ahead of the government at all times.
(βΜΏΔΉΜ―ββ¬β΄β¬β΄ Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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Iβm a zoomer! Not a shady millenial or a boomer
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Iβm a zoomer! Not a shady millenial or a boomer. Iβm a zoomer, not a Gen Xβr. Born in the 21th century. Iβm a zoomer, iβm yeething and sheeting and peeting and reating. Iβm a zoomer, we use internet since we were born. Dancing like fortnight! Iβm a zoomer, we donβt know 9/11. Iβm a zoomer, we are the 9 year olds. Iβm a zoomer!
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Please stop spamming random copy pastas like some machine
Please stop spamming random copy pastas like some machine, it's ruining my Twitch chat experience. Don't conform to standard like everyone else, think for yourselves!
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What is a GOAT?
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The domestic goat or simply goat (Capra aegagrus hircus) is a subspecies of C. aegagrus domesticated from the wild goat of Southwest Asia and Eastern Europe.
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Welcome to the $5 strip club
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So I went to a Strip Club in Greece the other night and guess who i saw there. It was the Kripp with hundreds of 5 dollar bills. So the Stripper goes in a hot pose, Kripp smiles and pours himself a glass of OJ. Kripp said "Welcome to the 5 Dollar Club" and they went into a private room. Not sure what .happened then but i guess he gave her a brofist.
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