Decided I will no longer be paying taxes. What are they gonna do, tax me more? Go ahead.
I wont pay those either
Oh im going to prison?
The one paid for by my tax dollars?
Sorry. Didn't pay em. Now there is no prison.
I am at least 3 steps ahead of the government at all times.
I used to be a real ad
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Do you guys mind not spamming the chat so much?
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๐ป๐ ๐ช๐ ๐ฆ ๐๐ฆ๐ช๐ค ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ฅ ๐ค๐ก๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ฅ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ฅ ๐ค๐ ๐๐ฆ๐๐? ๐'๐ ๐ฃ๐๐๐๐๐ช ๐ฅ๐ฃ๐ช๐๐๐ ๐ฅ๐ ๐ก๐๐ช ๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐๐๐ฅ๐๐ ๐ ๐ฅ๐ ๐ฅ๐๐ ๐ค๐ฅ๐ฃ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ช๐ ๐ฆ ๐๐ฆ๐ช๐ค ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐๐๐ค๐ฅ๐ฃ๐๐๐ฅ๐๐๐ ๐๐. ๐๐ ๐ช๐ ๐ฆ ๐๐ฆ๐ช๐ค ๐ฃ๐๐๐๐๐ช ๐๐๐ฃ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ฆ๐ฅ ๐ฅ๐๐ ๐ข๐ฆ๐๐๐๐ฅ๐ช ๐ ๐ ๐ฅ๐๐ ๐ค๐ฅ๐ฃ๐๐๐ ๐ ๐ฃ ๐๐ ๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐ค๐๐๐ ๐ช๐ ๐ฆ ๐จ๐ ๐ฆ๐๐ ๐ค๐ฅ๐ ๐ก ๐ฅ๐๐ ๐ค๐ก๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ก๐ช๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ก๐๐ค๐ฅ๐๐๐. ๐พ๐ ๐, ๐ ๐ค๐จ๐๐๐ฃ ๐ช๐ ๐ฆ ๐๐ฆ๐ช๐ค ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ฅ๐๐ ๐จ๐ ๐ฃ๐ค๐ฅ ๐ก๐๐ฃ๐ฅ ๐ ๐ ๐ฅ๐จ๐๐ฅ๐๐. โ๐ ๐ฆ๐๐๐'๐ฅ ๐ช๐ ๐ฆ ๐๐ฆ๐ค๐ฅ ๐ฅ๐ฃ๐ช ๐ฅ๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ฃ๐ ๐๐ ๐ฃ ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ช๐ ๐ฆ๐ฃ ๐๐๐๐?
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MOONMOON
Urgot demands playtime!
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Dear Mr Rodriguez Qtpie. This is Urgot, the best ranged champion since Thresh ADC. I must confess that I find your consistant playing of other ADCs whilst neglecting me racist. Urgot demands playtime!! 
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imaqtpie
Cattarrian's warning to Kripp
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Hแดส Kสษชแดแด, Cแดแดแดแดสสษชแดษด สแดสแด. I แดษดแดแดก แดส แดแดษดsแดแดษดแด Mแดแดแดกแดสษชษดแด ษชs แดษดษดแดสษชษดษข สแดแด, สแดแด I แดแด แดษดสส แดสสษชษดษข แดแด แดกแดสษด สแดแด แดา แดสแด Sแดแดแดแดสแดs. Yแดแด sแดแด, I แดแด แดแดแดแดแดสสส สแดส สแดsแด BF แดแดสษดแดแด
ษชษดแดแด แด Cแดแดแดสษชษดแด แดsษชษดษข Bสแดแดแด Mแดษขษชแด แดษดแด
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แดษดแดแดs. Iแด's แดแดแด สแดแดแด าแดส แดแด, สแดแด สแดแด แดแดษด sแดษชสส sแดแด แด สแดแดสsแดสา. Rแดษด Kสษชแดแด สแดษด!!!
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Kripp
DRAW IS BAD HAND IS SUCKY
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DRAW IS BAD HAND IS SUCKY ALWAYS SECOND NEVER LUCKY
DRAW IS BAD HAND IS SUCKY ALWAYS SECOND NEVER LUCKY
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neverlucky
Pickpocket hot tip
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Hot tip: When someone yells pickpocket start searching for your wallet in the groin area and exclaim 'Thank God my wallet is safely tucked between my testicles'. The pickpocket will see this and assume that the wallet is there. These people usually have very supple and delicate hands so when they try to take your wallet you will instead get a pleasant fondling to your genital area.
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