Decided I will no longer be paying taxes. What are they gonna do, tax me more? Go ahead.
I wont pay those either
Oh im going to prison?
The one paid for by my tax dollars?
Sorry. Didn't pay em. Now there is no prison.
I am at least 3 steps ahead of the government at all times.
I used to be a real ad
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Spending New years eve on twitch BibleeThump
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Mom's house β No talents β No gf β No friends β No midnight kiss β Spending New years eve on twitch β Must be us
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Came on the spider to kill it
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Emoji Pasta
I dropped my deck of playing cards
twitchquotes:
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Kripp
Traveled the entire galaxy trying to find out who asked
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Who Asked?
Are you Reynad's dad?
twitchquotes:
I went to a MTG tournament in Denver to meet Brian Kibler and ask him in person "Are you Reynad's dad?" I needed the truth. I approached Kibler and asked him for a semen sample. Kibler gave a coy smile, "There's only one way you're getting semen out of me." I got on my knees and took the sample. I still don't know if Kibler is Reydad but we've been dating for 5 days now.
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Reynad