Decided I will no longer be paying taxes. What are they gonna do, tax me more? Go ahead.
I wont pay those either
Oh im going to prison?
The one paid for by my tax dollars?
Sorry. Didn't pay em. Now there is no prison.
I am at least 3 steps ahead of the government at all times.
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Under the sea
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π΅Under the seaπ΅ π΅Under the seaπ΅ π§βDarling it's better 
Down where it's wetter π Take it from π¦me π Up 
on the π shore they πwork all dayπ
Out in the πsun they slave away π¦While we devotin' π Full time to floatin ππ½ π΅Under the seaπ΅
Down where it's wetter π Take it from π¦me π Up on the π shore they πwork all dayπ
Out in the πsun they slave away π¦While we devotin' π Full time to floatin ππ½ π΅Under the seaπ΅
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French word for grape is raisin
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you know whats strange about english, you guys have a word for dried grapes: raisins. but the strange thing is that in french the word grape is litteraly raisin, but we dont have a word for dried ones, we just say dried grapes but in French so raisin sec BUT THATS NOT EVEN THE THE CRAZY PART because do you know what we call a bunch of grape together? a GRAPPE so a bunch of grape in french is Grappe de raisins 
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F to pay McRespects
Ma'am, you may want to McSitβ’ down for this. We are deeply McSorryβ’ to inform you your husband has McPerishedβ’ in the McLineβ’ of duty. He bravely led a McChargeβ’ against the Burger Emperor's Armyβ’, and through his McBraveryβ’ we were able to hold the McLineβ’ long enough for McReinforcementsβ’ to arrive. Your husband is being awarded the Grimace Medal of McHonorβ’ for his McServiceβ’, and for his McBraveryβ’ we will be sending you a complimentary Happy Mealβ’ as a token of appreciation. His service to the McMarineβ’ Corps will never be forgotten.
I like turtles
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I like turtles because theyβre so chill. They donβt hurt anyone. Theyβre just like, βHey man, I want to swim, and maybe eat some lettuce. But Iβm gonna take my time getting there, Iβm not in a rush. Because Iβm a turtle.β
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