[Copypasta] A scholar hates twitch chat

The myriad of idiosyncratic atrocities bestowed on this chat from these juvenile delinquents have caused a monstruous amount of turmoil and I cannot fathom this type of malignancy. These futile behaviors have abruptly penetrated the purity of my dear soul.
June 2021
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Can't focus on sex with the Food Network on

twitchquotes: I’m married and have a 4 year old so sex needs to be done in window opportunities. Whatever channel the TV is on in the background is what it’s going to be. Food Network is the hardest to have sex to by far. So if for example Guy Fieri Triple D comes on and I hear β€œwe’re going to Seattle for some funky BBQ fish empanadas” while having sex my brain is β€œyes sex! But those empanadas sound crazy...dude focus on sex....that’s a shit load of jalapeΓ±os, that would give me heartburn for a week....Ok back to focusing on the sex....oh shit he’s going to a bbq pit in Austin next that does burnt tips in white cheddar Mac and Cheese!!! I gotta wrap this up”
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Your aunt has a goat in dubarino

twitchquotes: Hello KRIPP. Please stop the ( ΰΈ‡ Ν Β° ΝŸΚ– Ν‘Β°)ΰΈ‡in your chat. I am from dubai and " ( ΰΈ‡ Ν Β° ΝŸΚ– Ν‘Β°)ΰΈ‡" means "your aunt has a goat ***" in dubarino
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DrDisrespect shungite

Anyways, um... I bought a whole bunch of shungite rocks, do you know what shungite is? Anybody know what shungite is? No, not Suge Knight, I think he's locked up in prison. I'm talkin' shungite. Anyways, it's a two billion year-old like, rock stone that protects against frequencies and unwanted frequencies that may be traveling in the air. That's my story, I bought a whole bunch of stuff. Put 'em around the la casa. Little pyramids, stuff like that.
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