The myriad of idiosyncratic atrocities bestowed on this chat from these juvenile delinquents have caused a monstruous amount of turmoil and I cannot fathom this type of malignancy. These futile behaviors have abruptly penetrated the purity of my dear soul.
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A boy asked a girl in a library
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A boy asked a girl in a library, "Do you mind if I sit beside you"? The girl Answered with a loud angry voice; "I don't want to spend the night with you!! All the people in the library started staring at the boy and he was embarrassed. After minutes the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and said to him I study psychology and I know what man is think, I guess you felt embarrassed,right? The guy responded with a loud voice :$300 for one night That's too much!! and all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock and the guy whispered in her ears, "I study law and I know how to make someone guilty.
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Keep spamming, while I succeed in life
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Since my IQ is quite above the average, I will not be joining this spamming festival. I know you would not understand it, just like you dont understand why I have a good job, and big library. Keep spamming, while I succeed in life
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A Jerma clone showed up at my school as a substitute once
A Jerma clone showed up at my school as a substitute once. He comes is and is posturing like heās really tall and large but the guy couldnāt be more than 5ā4ā. The class starts and he is just sitting there in quietly staring forward in the front of the class with an awfully distorted picture of his face that said āThe required information is in the lab directionsā but he never handed us anything. This goes on for a minute until one of the talkative kids just asks if he is okay he hadnāt even taken a breath yet and veins were popping out of his neck and forehead. The moment the kid made a noise he stated wildly shaking his head around while making high pitched laser(?) sounds. Worst period of geology Iāve ever had. The rest was just him passing out the lab sheet but he would just hold it toward them motionless until they reached for it and he would snatch it away and laugh at them right in their face. Couldnāt find a more fucked guy if I tried. I'll edit in the image if anyone got a pic of it.
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Dear Michael: This is the Meta Police
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Dear Michael: This is the Meta Police. You are in violation of Penal Code 420: Not Playing The Meta. You are hereby sentenced to 69 years in jail with Scarra and Dyrone.
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My mom took away my Xbox
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My mom took away my Xbox. This is the saddest moment in my life. The most pain and unimaginable suffering I have ever felt before. Have I been a bad boy? Is that why she did what she did? I donāt know. I have so many questions. I also have depression because of lack of Xbox. I canāt play Minecraft. I love Minecraft so so much, itās my favorite game in the entire world. Why would she take such joy and happiness away from me? Does she think I do bad things on there? If so, she should know that I join good Christian Minecraft servers only. Thatās it.... I give up. I canāt fr*cking take another painful second of this anymore. This torture is what has been depressing me for so long. I swear to h**k, Iāll get that Xbox back if it kills me.
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