[Copypasta] A scholar hates twitch chat

The myriad of idiosyncratic atrocities bestowed on this chat from these juvenile delinquents have caused a monstruous amount of turmoil and I cannot fathom this type of malignancy. These futile behaviors have abruptly penetrated the purity of my dear soul.
June 2021
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Intelligest response to "Who asked?"

What if somebody did ask, huh, what then? I'm sure they were quite satisfied with the answer. But you, no, you cannot for the life of you find a way to somehow think about what someone else thinks or feels. When you imply that nobody asked, you're talking solely about yourself. The world doesn't revolve around you. Try to find the simple joys of life instead of wasting perhaps the best years of your life away, sitting in your shit smeared, cheeto dust covered, cum bespeckled ergonomic office chair. Maybe start working out, think about somebody other than you, secure yourself a date, anything will work, so long as you get the fuck outside and stop asking "who asked" every 2 fucking minutes, because quite frankly nobody asked for your opinion as well. You're but a speck of extra stinky shit in a pile of manure, that's all the significance you have in this world, but you can change that with 4 simple words: Shutting the fuck up. Thank you and have a good day
November 2021

Who Asked?

Kripp subscribes to life

twitchquotes: ๏ผฉใ€€๏ฝ•๏ฝŽ๏ฝ“๏ฝ•๏ฝ‚๏ฝ“๏ฝƒ๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ‚๏ฝ…๏ฝ„ใ€€๏ฝ†๏ฝ’๏ฝ๏ฝใ€€๏ฝŒ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ†๏ฝ…ใ€€๏ฝ”๏ฝใ€€๏ฝ—๏ฝ๏ฝ”๏ฝƒ๏ฝˆใ€€๏ผซ๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ผŒใ€€๏ฝ„๏ฝ…๏ฝ–๏ฝ๏ฝ”๏ฝ…๏ฝ„ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ„ใ€€๏ฝ“๏ฝ•๏ฝ‚๏ฝ“๏ฝƒ๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ‚๏ฝ…๏ฝ„ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ™๏ฝ“๏ฝ…๏ฝŒ๏ฝ†ใ€€๏ฝ”๏ฝใ€€๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ผŒใ€€๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ“ใ€€๏ฝƒ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ…๏ฝŒ๏ผ›ใ€€๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝ—ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝใ€€๏ผฉใ€€๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ„๏ผŸใ€€๏ผซ๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝใ€€๏ฝ‚๏ฝ…๏ฝ”๏ฝ’๏ฝ๏ฝ™๏ฝ“ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ…๏ผŒใ€€๏ฝ“๏ฝ•๏ฝ‚๏ฝ“๏ฝƒ๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ‚๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ใ€€๏ฝˆ๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝ“๏ฝ…๏ฝŒ๏ฝ†ใ€€๏ฝ”๏ฝใ€€๏ผฌ๏ผฉ๏ผฆ๏ผฅ๏ผใ€€iโ€™๏ฝใ€€๏ฝ“๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ’๏ฝ™ใ€€๏ผซ๏ฝ’๏ฝ‰๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ผŒใ€€๏ฝ‚๏ฝ•๏ฝ”ใ€€๏ผด๏ผจ๏ผฉ๏ผณใ€€๏ผญ๏ผฏ๏ผฎ๏ผด๏ผจใ€€๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ•ใ€€๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ…๏ฝŽโ€™๏ฝ”ใ€€๏ฝ‡๏ฝ…๏ฝ”๏ฝ”๏ฝ‰๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡ใ€€๏ฝ™๏ฝ๏ฝ•๏ฝ’ใ€€๏ฝ„๏ฝ๏ฝŽ๏ฝ‡๏ฝ…๏ฝ’๏ฝ“๏ผŒใ€€๏ผต๏ผฎ๏ผณ๏ผต๏ผข๏ผข๏ผฅ๏ผค๏ผŽ
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Le fedora has arrived

โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–€โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆleโ–ˆโ–ˆfedoraโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆhasโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆarrivedโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–โ–ˆโ–„โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–Œโ–‘ โ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–€โ–€โ–€โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘ โ–โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–„โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–€โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘ โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–€โ–€โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘โ–‘
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I sexually identify as a centipede

twitchquotes: I sexually identify as a centipede. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of dropping dank memes on cucks everywhere. People say to me that a person being a centipede is Impossible and Iโ€™m *** retarded but I donโ€™t care, Iโ€™m beautiful. Iโ€™m having a plastic surgeon install 100 legs and two hollow fangs on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me โ€œNimble Navigatorโ€ and respect my right to meme everywhere and trigger endlessly.
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LS, aka "Low Standards"

twitchquotes: LS, aka "Low Standards", is a commentator for the LCK that is often ridiculed for his annoying personality and questionable game knowledge. He is specifically known for his Annie and Tahm โ€œThomasโ€ Kench two-trick-pony in low platinum solo-queue..
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League of Legends

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