[Copypasta] A scholar hates twitch chat

The myriad of idiosyncratic atrocities bestowed on this chat from these juvenile delinquents have caused a monstruous amount of turmoil and I cannot fathom this type of malignancy. These futile behaviors have abruptly penetrated the purity of my dear soul.
June 2021
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not an asexual thing

twitchquotes: β€˜not an asexual thing’. try living a day in my shoes, walking around terrified of encountering sex everywhere i go. wherever i look, parents with children, people sucking each others’ faces. it makes me and millions of other aces out there feel really attacked.
twitch chat
February 2019

Classic

Kripp's kidney stone surgery

twitchquotes: There was a heated discussion among the medical experts gathered around an operating table, on which laid an unconscious Romanian man in his 30s. "The salt levels are off the charts!" exclaimed a cardiologist. The head surgeon sighs, "I guess this is what you get when you combine a vegan diet and a sedentary lifestyle playing a children's card game." Upon those words the body suddenly stirs, from which a muted voice barely croaks, "Tell...Rania...not to press...the button".
twitch chat
September 2016
Kripp

Bullish market makes me hard

When the stocks πŸ“ŠπŸ“ go up πŸ“ˆπŸ’Έ, my dick goes too πŸ†β¬†οΈπŸ˜³. Bullish πŸ‚ market 🏬 makes me hard πŸ¦΄πŸ’¦. All the countries πŸ³οΈπŸ΄πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸπŸš©πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡³ try to recover πŸ”„ from corona 🦠 so the money πŸ’°πŸ’΅πŸ’Έ flows 🌬 into my pocket πŸ’³. Soon πŸ”œ there will be a crash πŸ“‰πŸ˜­πŸ₯ΊπŸ˜– and the bears 🐻 will crawl 🚼 out of their holes πŸ•³. Then they cut off my greedy dick βœ‚οΈπŸ†πŸ©Έ if I don’t ❌ eat ’em out πŸ‘…πŸ˜Έ. I must turn into a bear πŸ‚βž‘οΈπŸ» and make 🀌🏼 more money πŸ’°πŸ’΅πŸ’Έ and eat some honey 🐻🍯. When I’m done βœ… I’ll throw a party πŸŽ‰πŸ·πŸΎ and eat your ass πŸ‘…πŸ‘.
October 2021

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WallStreetBets

Half Steve Half Creeper

🏿🏿🏿🏿🟩🟩🟩🟩 🏿🏿🏿🏿🟩🟩🟩🟩 πŸΏπŸΌπŸΌπŸΌπŸŸ©β¬›β¬›πŸŸ© πŸΌπŸΌπŸΌπŸΌπŸŸ©β¬›β¬›πŸŸ© πŸΌβ¬œπŸŸ¦πŸΌβ¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ©πŸŸ© πŸΌπŸΌπŸΌπŸΎβ¬›β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ© πŸΌπŸΌπŸΎπŸ½β¬›β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ© πŸΌπŸΌπŸΎπŸΎπŸŸ©β¬›πŸŸ©πŸŸ©
January 2024

Minecraft

Fake video play bar

twitchquotes: β–Ά πŸ”˜β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€β”€ 00:23
twitch chat
July 2016
Forsen
Text-to-Speech Playing