[Copypasta] With Intel Core i7, hes just getting started

twitchquotes: Think he cant clutch through a smoke while recording in full resolution and streaming the play to the world? Watch this. Think u cant get famous in a flash like become your own meme famous? Watch this. Think hes been there, done that? With Intel Core i7, hes just getting started.
twitch chat
April 2019
From a cringey Intel commercial: https://clips.twitch.tv/SecretiveTrustworthySardineAMPEnergy
I used to be a real ad
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Let's get one thing about me "straight" up-front

twitchquotes: Let's get one thing about me "straight" up-front. When it comes to sexuality, I'm about as hetero as they come. If a gay guy came on to me, I'd be like, "No way, bro. I'm a straight-up party boy who's into chicks." Yup, one gay dude wouldn't stand a chance. It would take at least four or five gay guys strapping me down to make it inside me. Sorry, fellas, that's just how straight I am. And even then I wouldn't make it easy. I'd be like, "Hey look! There goes George Michael!" And they'd all shriek "Where?!" at once, and I'd make a break for it, and they'd be like, "He's getting away! Chase him! I want his butt!" But I wouldn't just give them my butt. They'd have to take it. And once they got me strapped down, I'd stop fighting it because that would be giving them what they want. And I don't want them to enjoy it. If anyone's going to enjoy it, it's going to be me. So, I'd just relax into it and taunt them by telling them how ripped and sexy I find them and letting them know how much I'm enjoying myself. So, even though I'd have a bunch of ripped guys all taking turns on my butt, I'd still be enjoying it. But only because I forced myself to. It's not like I could fight these guys off. There are too many of them and they want me too much. What am I, Chuck Norris?" I'm not against homosexuality, though. I say to each his own. You're free to do whatever you want.
twitch chat
February 2020

KappaPride

BAN ONE FLEX

twitchquotes: πŸ’ͺ πŸ˜‚ BAN πŸ’ͺ πŸ˜‚ ONE πŸ’ͺ πŸ˜‚ FLEX πŸ’ͺ πŸ˜‚ GET πŸ’ͺ πŸ˜‚ THE πŸ’ͺ πŸ˜‚ WHOLE πŸ’ͺ πŸ˜‚ GYM
twitch chat
September 2017

All this mass market pasta is frankly embarrassing

twitchquotes: All this mass market pasta is frankly embarrassing. Sure its easy to go grab a box of ready to cook ocean man emoji or witch mercy, but easy doesn't make it good. It honestly isn't that hard to make your own damn pasta at home, and with whatever quality ingredients you want. Want some ME SPAM? Just put it in there! Can anyone truly say they've participated in chat if they've never made their own pasta? I say no
twitch chat
November 2016

Please put an NSFW tag on this

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like β€œwhat the fuck” and β€œcall the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
December 2021

Reddit

Huntard is confused

twitchquotes: ο½ˆο½•ο½Žο½”ο½ο½’ο½„ ｉｓ ο½ƒο½ο½Žο½†ο½•ο½“ο½…ο½„οΌŽ ο½•ο½Žο½„ο½…ο½’ο½”ο½ο½‹ο½…ο½’ ｗａｓ ο½ο½Œο½ο½™ο½…ο½„ ο½”ο½•ο½’ο½Ž ο½ο½Žο½…οΌŒ ｂｕｔ ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½Žο½…ο½Žο½” ο½Œο½‰ο½–ο½…ο½“οΌŽ οΌ₯ο½–ο½…ο½Ž ο½‡ο½’ο½…ο½…ο½”ο½‰ο½Žο½‡ο½“ ο½”ο½’ο½ο½–ο½…ο½Œο½Œο½…ο½’ ο½ο½Žο½„ ｏｖｅｒｐｏｗｅｒｅｄ ｄｏｇｅ ｃａｒｄ ｄｉｄ ο½Žο½ο½” ο½—ο½ο½Žο½Žο½…ο½’ο½…ο½„οΌŽ οΌ‘ ο½“ο½‰ο½Žο½‡ο½Œο½… ｔｅａｒ ο½’ο½ο½Œο½Œο½“ ο½„ο½ο½—ο½Ž ο½ˆο½‰ο½“ ｆａｃｅ ａｓ ο½ˆο½… ο½ƒο½ο½Žο½ƒο½…ο½„ο½…ο½“οΌŽ ｔｉｍｅ ｔｏ ｃｒａｆｔ ο½‡ο½ο½ˆο½šο½‰ο½Œο½Œο½οΌŽ
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December 2014
Kripp
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