[Copypasta] With Intel Core i7, hes just getting started

twitchquotes: Think he cant clutch through a smoke while recording in full resolution and streaming the play to the world? Watch this. Think u cant get famous in a flash like become your own meme famous? Watch this. Think hes been there, done that? With Intel Core i7, hes just getting started.
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April 2019
From a cringey Intel commercial: https://clips.twitch.tv/SecretiveTrustworthySardineAMPEnergy
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Having Carpe on Fusion is unsustainable for the team

twitchquotes: Having Carpe on Fusion is unsustainable for the team. He will eventually bring the rest of the team down. No matter how much Fusion invests in this team, they will never be able to afford the aquarium to keep Carpe at optimal performance. It is the sad reality of signing a fish, but Fusion will soon learn.
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I've never even watched The Simpsons

I am beyond fucking angry right now. As I type this message I can physically feel my muscles tensing and my blood pressure rising. Why the fuck would you call me a "simp"? I've never even fucking watched The Simpsons. Not one fucking episode. I hope you retract that statement, because i'd never refer to you as a dick for not watching Dick and Dom in da Bungalow.
December 2020

Monster Amogus Crewmate With Tongue

โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ โกถโ ›โ ›โ ถโฃฆโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โฃคโ žโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˜โฃทโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ โกถโขฟโกฟโ ƒโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฝโก—โ ฒโก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โ ดโ ฏโ ญโฃ‰โ ™โฃฆโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃดโ Ÿโ ‰โ €โกผโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข โกโก‡โก˜โ “โฃ„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขฏโฃ€โ €โ €โฃˆโ †โขนโฃฆโ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โข โกพโ ‹โ €โ €โฃธโ ƒโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃพโกžโข โฃฟโฃขโฃŒโฃณโก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ€โก€โ โ ‰โก‰โ โ €โฃธโขนโ ‡โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โข โกฟโ โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โกพโขโก‡โขธโข‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ โฃงโ คโ ’โกŽโข€โฃ โ ดโ ฏโฃžโก€โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โกพโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โขฟโฃฆโก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃ โ žโ โกŽโฃฐโฃ‡โ €โ ™โฃถโก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃพโ ‹โ €โ €โ €โ ›โ ›โ “โ ’โ ฆโฃ„โ ™โ ณโฃ„โ €โ € โขฐโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ™โ ฟโฃถโฃถโฃถโ ฟโ ‹โ €โข โ €โกฟโ ›โฃ›โฃฟโ ฟโฃฟโก–โ ’โ ’โ ฒโ ฆโ คโฃ€โก€โ €โ €โ ™โขทโฃคโฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃคโฃคโฃคโฃคโฃ€โ ‘โ €โ ˜โขฆโ € โขธโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฐโขƒโกœโ ™โ พโก‹โ €โ €โ ˜โฃฟโก„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ ’โ ถโฃฆโฃฟโฃฟโฃพโ ›โ €โ €โ €โ €โ นโฃŸโก†โ €โ ˜โฃง โ €โขงโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โก‡โขธโกถโขฆโฃดโ ฟโ †โ ถโฃฟโก›โขฟโก–โ ฆโฃคโฃ€โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ‰โ ›โ งโ „โฃ€โฃ€โ €โฃ€โฃผโกŸโ โ €โ €โฃฟ โ €โ ˆโขทโฃ„โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โกžโข โ Ÿโ ฆโก€โ ™โ ณโ คโฃ€โ ˆโ ›โ พโฃทโก€โขงโกœโ ›โขทโขฆโฃ„โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ‰โ ‰โ โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃฟ โ €โ €โ €โขนโฃทโฃฆโฃ€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข โ ƒโฃผโฃทโฃถโกฟโฃถโ €โ €โข€โฃทโก€โ €โ ˜โฃฟโฃฟโฃงโ €โ ˆโ พโฃโ ›โ ปโฃถโฃคโฃ€โก€โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ โฃพโกฟ โ €โ €โ €โขธโฃฟโ €โ ‰โ ›โ ถโขคโฃ„โฃ€โข€โก‡โฃผโฃ‹โ ญโฃฟโขƒโ ™โกŸโข‰โฃฟโ €โขณโก€โขฐโฃฟโ ‰โขฟโ ‡โ €โฃฐโ ™โฃ†โ €โ ˜โฃฎโ ‰โ ›โ ปโ ถโขถโฃถโฃถโฃพโ ฟโ Ÿโ ‹โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ปโฃฆโฃ„โ €โ €โฃ€โข€โ โข™โฃงโฃŒโก‰โ ›โ ›โ ฟโ ดโ ฟโ ฟโ ทโ †โฃ€โฃทโฃผโฃ‡โฃ†โกˆโฃงโฃดโฃฟโฃƒโฃ˜โฃ†โ €โขธโ €โฃ โ –โ Šโ ‰โขฑโขธโ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ™โขฟโฃฟโ ทโ ‹โข โ žโฃฟโ โ ™โขฆโกผโ ›โ ‰โ ‘โ ’โฃถโขฐโก–โ ฒโ ดโ  โ ”โ ซโขญโก„โ €โฃ โฃ โกŒโฃทโขธโก€โกโ €โ €โ €โ ปโ ผโ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˜โขฟโฃถโฃฎโกฅโ ”โฃฟโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขปโฃผโ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขณโข€โก‡โ €โ ปโฃฟโขธโ €โฃงโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ™โฃงโ €โ €โฃฟโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˆโ ›โ โ €โ €โขปโขธโ €โฃฟโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขปโฃฆโฃ€โฃฟโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃธโ ˜โ ฆโ Ÿโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ‰โ ›โฃฟโก†โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โฃ€โฃ โกคโ „โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃฟโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขนโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โข€โกŸโ ‰โฃฟโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โกฟโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ ˜โฃทโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โขธโก‡โ €โฃฟโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โฃธโก‡โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ € โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ นโฃทโฃ„โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ โฃผโ ‡โ €โ ˜โฃงโฃ„โฃ€โฃ€โฃ€โฃ โฃคโฃพโกŸโ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €โ €
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