[Copypasta] With Intel Core i7, hes just getting started

twitchquotes: Think he cant clutch through a smoke while recording in full resolution and streaming the play to the world? Watch this. Think u cant get famous in a flash like become your own meme famous? Watch this. Think hes been there, done that? With Intel Core i7, hes just getting started.
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April 2019
From a cringey Intel commercial: https://clips.twitch.tv/SecretiveTrustworthySardineAMPEnergy
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Give the Kitty 200 kissy wissy's on his little tum tum

twitchquotes: Dear Kripp, this is Kenneth J. Nipplemeyer IV, sole heir to the Nipplemeyer fortune. I am willing to give you the entirety of my family's $26 Billion Fortune if you give the Kitty 200 kissy wissy's on his little tum tum on stream. Must be done enthusiastically and at 60fps or no deal. Sincerely. Kenneth aka "the Nippster"
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Kripp

VAPE NAYSH GO GREEN

twitchquotes: VapeNation NATURAL FLAVOURS VapeNation DANKEST MEMES VapeNation YOU GUESSED IT RIGHT VapeNation VAPE NAYSH GO GREEN VapeNation
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Kripp

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