[Copypasta] With Intel Core i7, hes just getting started

twitchquotes: Think he cant clutch through a smoke while recording in full resolution and streaming the play to the world? Watch this. Think u cant get famous in a flash like become your own meme famous? Watch this. Think hes been there, done that? With Intel Core i7, hes just getting started.
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April 2019
From a cringey Intel commercial: https://clips.twitch.tv/SecretiveTrustworthySardineAMPEnergy
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twitchquotes: Kripp tryhard alert: โ˜‘ Netdeck โ˜‘ Decktracker โ˜‘ ArenaValue โ˜‘ Blocking chat with cam to hide secret strats โ˜ Legend Cardback
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