When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
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Sodium is named NA in honor of the saltiest region on earth, North America
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Sodium, atomic number 11, was first isolated by Humphry Davy in 1807. A chemical component of salt, he named it Na in honor of the saltiest region on earth, North America.
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The only reason, the only reason youâre all laughing is because you donât understand that I also played in a team before and itâs actually proper CS and not the kind of shit you play. Iâm not gonna play matchmaking with you all because youâre all fucking useless anyway. You know why youâre better than me? Do you know why? Shut the fuck up you cunts. Tell me the answer, come on you fucking retards, laugh all you want you fucking dumbasses, honestly, fuck this. Youâre all having a laugh and Iâm trying to play a game and actually do something and fucking win. Fuck my dick.
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This streamer believes that he has many different viewers
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This streamer believes that he has many different viewers, however it is really only me on many different accounts. To prove this, I will now repost this exact message on all my other accounts.
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Do I have to subscribe to see the stream in color?
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Do I have to subscribe to see the stream in color? 
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Did you ever hear the tragedy of Open the Waygate?
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Did you ever hear the tragedy of Open the Waygate? I thought not. Itâs not a story the f2p btw would tell you. Itâs a P2W legendary. Open the Waygate was a Quest from Journey to UnâGoro, so powerful and so astounding it could use Time Warp to influence the end turn button to create another turn⌠It had such a knowledge of the spaghetti code that it could even keep the worthy opponents it faced from having a turn. The spaghetti code is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be imbalanced. It became so powerful⌠the only thing it was afraid of was losing its power, which eventually, of course, it did. Unfortunately, it drew every card from its deck, then its worthy opponent set it to one health. Ironic. It could stop others from drawling, but not itself.
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