When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
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Donger Song
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I like to raise my Donger I do it all the time γ½ΰΌΌΰΊΩΝΰΊΰΌ½οΎ and every time its loweredβΰΌΌΰΊΩΝΰΊΰΌ½β I cry and start to whine βΰΌΌ@ΩΝ@ΰΌ½βBut never need to worry ΰΌΌ ΒΊΩΝΒΊΰΌ½ my Donger's staying strong γ½ΰΌΌΰΊΩΝΰΊΰΌ½οΎA Donger saved is a Donger earned so sing the Donger song! α¦ΰΌΌΰΊΩΝΰΊΰΌ½α€
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Kripp
Minecraft good. Fortnite bad.
Steps up to mic, straightens tie, clears throat, taps mic.
"This thing on?"
Murmurs of assent.
Clears throat again.
"Minecraft good."
The crowd excitedly begins to talk amongst themselves, many holding bated breath.
"Fortnite..."
A hush falls over the crowd, rapt attention held.
"Bad."
Suddenly, the crowd goes wild, screaming their praise, demanding awards, running over each other to hug a loved one. Whistles of elation are heard and many are seen sobbing. World peace is enacted in acknowledgement to this monumental speech that knit the world together.
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Let's build a ladder
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