[Copypasta] When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade (Portal)

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
May 2021
Cave Johnson rant in Portal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELkgiJD9KuM
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Response to Pokimane saying she's disgusted by cum tributes

Really tired of being treated like Public Enemy #1 sometimes. There are a lot worst things going on in the world than a bunch of guys whipping out their cocks and sharing pics and vids of them and our loads. Especially when a lot of us are some of your biggest fans and simps who wouldn't hurt a fly and are just showing support in our own way. Just leave me in peace when I've had a bad day, need a release and you helped me through it.
July 2022
Pokimane

Game on!

twitchquotes: Hey everyone! Google employee here. Looks like you guys are having a good time Kappa. Just a friendly reminder to link your Google+ account and avoid streaming any copyrighted material. Game on!
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January 2015
imaqtpie

The mighty DONGER

twitchquotes: แ•™ DansGame โ•ฑ He is faster แ•™ DansGame โ•ฑ He is stronger แ•™ DansGame โ•ฑ Who is he? แ•™ DansGame โ•ฑ The mighty DONGER แ•™ DansGame โ•ฑ
twitch chat
February 2016
Riot Games

I hope Yuumi wins

twitchquotes: I hope Yuumi wins. I am a Yuumi main. I love cats, and my parents tell me I'm a parasite, so we have a lot in common. Yuumi might not be able to flash, but it lights up my life and heart. Go Yuumi!!!!!!
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July 2020

League of Legends

Big Chungus v2

๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐Ÿ—ป๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐Ÿ—ป๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐Ÿˆฏ ๐ŸŸซ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿ—ป๐ŸŸง๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿ—ป๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿ—ป๐ŸŸง๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿ—ป๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸซ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿ—ป๐ŸŸง๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿ—ป๐ŸŸง๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸซ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐ŸŸฉ๐ŸŸฉ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ—ปโšช๐Ÿ—ปโšช๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿ—ปโฌœ๐ŸŸฅโšชโฌœโฌœ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ—ปโฌœโฌœ๐ŸŸฅโฌœ๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ—ปโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœ๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ—ปโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœ๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ—ปโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœ๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏโšชโšช๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ—ปโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโšชโšชโšชโšช๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏโšชโšช๐Ÿ—ปโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโšชโšช๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ—ปโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ—ปโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ—ปโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ—ปโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ—ปโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏโฌœโฌœ๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ—ป๐Ÿ—ปโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ๐Ÿˆฏ
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