[Copypasta] Not gonna be active on twitch chat tonight

twitchquotes: Not gonna be active on twitch chat tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't whisper me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok). Shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless twitch chat pastas. (Gonna have lots of segz tonight with a real girl).
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Pepe / Feels Bad Man

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October 2016

Pepe

Having Carpe on Fusion is unsustainable for the team

twitchquotes: Having Carpe on Fusion is unsustainable for the team. He will eventually bring the rest of the team down. No matter how much Fusion invests in this team, they will never be able to afford the aquarium to keep Carpe at optimal performance. It is the sad reality of signing a fish, but Fusion will soon learn.
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April 2018
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โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโขŸโฃฏโฃญโฃญโฃโฃ›โ ฟโขฟโฃ›โฃฟโฃ›โฃ›โกปโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโฃฑโฃพโฃฟโฃฟโฃŸโฃญโกญโ –โก‘โขˆโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโขฟโฃฟโฃทโฃญโกฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโฃฑโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโฃปโฃฟโฃฏโฃฅโฃฟโฃ’โกฝโกŽโขšโฃ•โฃ›โ ฟโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโกŽโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฑโฃพโฃฟโขซโฃทโฃฟโฃฟโ ›โฃ‹โกโฃฅโกดโฃถโฃถโฃ„โข–โข˜โฃฝโฃ“โข’โก†โกดโฃถโ –โฃผโขปโฃฟ โฃฟโกฟโฃณโฃฟโกฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโ ‘โ นโฃƒโฃฅโกถโฃ’โฃ’โ ’โ ฎโ ฅโ Œโก˜โ ซโ ฌโ •โขถโฃ‹โ ฌโ Ÿโกƒโขฟ โกฟโฃญโฃฟโก‹โขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃตโฃตโก›โฃฏโขกโกฅโ „โ „โข‰โ ‰โฃโก‘โกฐโฃ€โฃญโ โ ฒโข€โ ˆโ นโกถโขธ โขณโฃฝโกฟโฃฟโฃทโฃœโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฒโก˜โขงโฃคโฃถโฃฌโกถโขžโฃกโข†โ ปโฃฟโฃฆโฃฅโฃถโฃถโ ถโฃฐโฃฟ โฃฟโฃธโฃ‡โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกžโฃพโฃฟโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃถโ ถโ ถโ ‚โขพโฃฟโฃถโฃฟโฃ“โ ‚โ „โ โข€โ ดโฃพโฃฟโฃฟ โกปโฃฏโขปโฃฝโฃฟโฃฟโขงโฃฟโกทโฃฟโกฟโฃซโฃตโกทโฃ›โฃฏโฃญโฃŸโกทโฃฏโฃฏโฃทโฃ›โฃ›โก›โขถโฃฅโก˜โฃฟโฃฟ โฃฟโฃทโฃงโฃโฃ›โฃฃโฃฟโฃฟโกฟโก‘โฃบโขฟโขฟโฃฟโขโกตโกถโ ‹โฃโฃปโฃโกโ Œโ ปโฃฟโ †โฃฎโกปโก˜โฃฟ โฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโกณโ ”โ ฅโ กโ โฃ€โกปโ ฟโ ฟโ ทโ ถโ ถโ ถโ ถโ ถโ ถโ ถโขŸโฃŠโขƒโฃฐโฃฟ โกฝโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃปโฃฏโฃปโขฟโฃฟโฃงโกนโกถโฃคโฃฌโฃโฃ›โฃ›โก›โ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโ ฟโขŸโฃ›โฃ›โข›โฃผโฃฟโฃฟ โ „โ ™โ ฒโ ญโฃฝโฃ›โฃปโ ฟโขทโฃฟโฃฟโฃทโขนโฃฝโฃโขฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃปโฃปโฃฝโขŸโกฟโฃฃโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ ˆโ ™โ ›โ ›โ ’โ ’โ ’โ บโฃงโกŸโฃฟโฃฟโฃŸโฃฟโฃทโฃงโฃฟโขŸโกฟโฃฑโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โ „โฃฟโฃนโกŸโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโขนโฃฟโฃพโฃพโฃณโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟโฃฟ
ascii art
November 2021

Pepe

Your social credit score has increased

ไธญๅŽไบบๆฐ‘ๅ…ฑๅ’Œๅ›ฝๅฏ„่ฏญ] Great work, Citizen! Your social credit score has increased by [5] Integers. Keep up the good work! [ ไธญๅŽไบบๆฐ‘ๅ…ฑๅ’Œๅ›ฝๅฏ„่ฏญ] [ ไธญๅŽไบบๆฐ‘ๅ…ฑๅ’Œๅ›ฝๅฏ„่ฏญ] Great work, Citizen! Your social credit score has increased by [100] Integers. You can now have priority transport and can now get into prestigious colleges! Keep up the good work! [ ไธญๅŽไบบๆฐ‘ๅ…ฑๅ’Œๅ›ฝๅฏ„่ฏญ] [ ไธญๅŽไบบๆฐ‘ๅ…ฑๅ’Œๅ›ฝๅฏ„่ฏญ] Great work, Citzen! Your social credit score has increased by [500] Integers. You can now take up official, government job, where we pay you high salary, unlike America. Keep up the good work! [ ไธญๅŽไบบๆฐ‘ๅ…ฑๅ’Œๅ›ฝๅฏ„่ฏญ] [ ไธญๅŽไบบๆฐ‘ๅ…ฑๅ’Œๅ›ฝๅฏ„่ฏญ] Great work, Citizen! Your social credit score has increased by [1000] Integers. We will ensure you get great salary, good benefits, and good social standing, no matter the means. Keep up the good work! [ ไธญๅŽไบบๆฐ‘ๅ…ฑๅ’Œๅ›ฝๅฏ„่ฏญ]Copied! [ ไธญๅŽไบบๆฐ‘ๅ…ฑๅ’Œๅ›ฝๅฏ„่ฏญ] Great work, Celebrity! Your social credit score has increased by [5000] Integers. You will be famous across mainland of China, for what you are currently doing. We will make you celebrity, and even better salary. Keep up the good work! [ ไธญๅŽไบบๆฐ‘ๅ…ฑๅ’Œๅ›ฝๅฏ„่ฏญ] [ ไธญๅŽไบบๆฐ‘ๅ…ฑๅ’Œๅ›ฝๅฏ„่ฏญ] Great work, Celebrity! Your social credit score has increased by [10000] Integers. Xi Jinping would like to meet you personally at Zhongnanhai to encourage your good work. I am sure you notice that you have gained lot of dislike recently. Do not worry. We will send re-education vans to make sure your figure is in good graces. Keep up the good work! [ ไธญๅŽไบบๆฐ‘ๅ…ฑๅ’Œๅ›ฝๅฏ„่ฏญ]
October 2021
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