[Copypasta] Not gonna be active on twitch chat tonight

twitchquotes: Not gonna be active on twitch chat tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't whisper me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok). Shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless twitch chat pastas. (Gonna have lots of segz tonight with a real girl).
twitch chat
May 2021
(โ–€ฬฟฤนฬฏโ”œโ”ฌโ”ดโ”ฌโ”ด Psst... kid, you wanna disable adblock?
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Twitch Chat Examination Team

twitchquotes: Hello this is the Twitch Chat Examination Team here with anther experiment. We are testing how quickly a message typed into chat is copied and pasted by the mindless hordes. Please, if you're reading this, spread awareness for our cause.
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March 2015
imaqtpie

Pasta definition

twitchquotes: Pasta (Italian pronunciation: [หˆpasta]) is a staple food[1] of traditional Italian cuisine, with the first reference dating to 1154 in Sicily.[2] It is also commonly used to refer to the variety of pasta dishes. Typically, pasta is a noodle made from an unleavened dough of a durum wheat flour mixed with water or eggs and formed into sheets or various shapes, then cooked by boiling or baking.
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In the Realm of the Saltiverse

twitchquotes: In the Realm of the Saltiverse, a young Saltkeeper named Kripparrian was chosen to free his people from their ancient enemy, the Mods. Using the magical power of Copy and Paste, Kripparrian sacrificed his salt force to banish the mods to Trump's chat. However, in doing so, Kripparian paid the ultimate sacrifice and became Casual. Please copy pasterino this talerino, so we do not forgetterino the legenderino of the Saltkeeperio Kripperino.
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Kripp

MODS

salty

How traders politely decline the second date

I discovered recently if I am on a date and Iโ€™m not that interested in a second, all I need to do is start talking about my stocks. They wonโ€™t ask for another one then, I wonโ€™t have to politely decline.
December 2021

WallStreetBets

You guys need to remove the American flags from the courtroom in NoPixel

You guys ๐Ÿ‘จ need to remove โŒ the American flags ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ and seals from the courtroom ๐Ÿ‘จ โš–๏ธ in nopixel. your idea of court ๐Ÿ‘ฉ โš–๏ธ does not represent the American ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ judicial system at all and serves only as propaganda ๐Ÿง and is perverting the sense of the judicial system to impressionable youth ๐Ÿ‘ถ . to protect yourselves ๐Ÿฉน you should probably fix ๐Ÿ”จ it before it becomes an actual legal problem just a heads up ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ†™ considering you guys are European ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ
December 2021

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