[Copypasta] Not gonna be active on twitch chat tonight

twitchquotes: Not gonna be active on twitch chat tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't whisper me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok). Shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless twitch chat pastas. (Gonna have lots of segz tonight with a real girl).
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May 2021
What happened to this ad? :(
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Henry Stickmin

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August 2021

How do I properly get rid of a life size sex doll?

I bought a $1000+ sex doll which weighs almost 100 pounds and has a metal skeleton and silicone outside. It's like 5'3 and looks very realistic. I bought it when I was drunk like 2 years ago and didn't cancel the order the next day as I forgot I even ordered it; it showed up on my doorstep like 10 days later in a huge box... I tried to use it once but it is impossible to use because its so cold lol. I have it buried under clothes that I don't wear anymore in my walk-in closet for almost 2 years and every time I have a girl over I have to keep the closet locked and I even have to tell my cleaner to clean all rooms aside from my walk-in closet as I am embarrassed by it. I NEVER litter but I don't know what to do with it. I really want to put it in the back of my truck and dump it in the woods somewhere but I know that is a shit thing to do and will not do it. How can I dispose of it in a environmentally safe way without driving to a dump and looking like I am disposing of a dead body or having the workers laugh at me? I can't cut it up into pieces and put it into trash bags as the skeleton is metal and I just don't have the tools to do it; its a really legit sex doll it is super high quality. My apartment complex has a huge dumpster but its all on camera; should I just go there super late at night and throw it in there? The dumpster is on camera and its for "trash only" it says no metal and no boxes. Anyone have an answer on how to dispose of this thing by myself, quietly and without anyone seeing me? Thanks !! EDIT: Lots of weirdos getting angry at me because I "fabricated this" story/question. She just got a (SFW) photo shoot for you so shut up. https://ibb.co/album/xKkCs1
July 2021

When a streamer complains it's seen as letting some steam out...

twitchquotes: WΚœα΄‡Ι΄ α΄€ sᴛʀᴇᴀᴍᴇʀ α΄„α΄α΄α΄˜ΚŸα΄€ΙͺΙ΄s Ιͺα΄›'s sᴇᴇɴ α΄€s ΚŸα΄‡α΄›α΄›ΙͺΙ΄Ι’ sᴏᴍᴇ sᴛᴇᴀᴍ α΄α΄œα΄›. Bα΄œα΄› α΄‘Κœα΄‡Ι΄ KΚ€Ιͺᴘᴘ sα΄›Κ€α΄€α΄˜s α΄€ 30150-ALQAIDA ʙᴏᴍʙᴠᴇsα΄› α΄‘Ιͺα΄›Κœ Κ™α΄œΙͺΚŸα΄› ΙͺΙ΄ ʀᴇᴍᴏᴛᴇ ᴅᴇᴛᴏɴᴀᴛΙͺᴏɴ α΄€Ι΄α΄… α΄€ 15 ᴍᴇᴛᴇʀ ᴇxᴘʟᴏsΙͺᴏɴ Κ€α΄€α΄…Ιͺᴜs ᴏɴ ʜΙͺs α΄„Κœα΄‡sα΄› α΄€Ι΄α΄… ᴍᴀᴋᴇs ʜΙͺs ᴑᴀʏ ᴛᴏ α΄›Κœα΄‡ BʟΙͺα΄’α΄’α΄€Κ€α΄… HᴇᴀᴅQα΄œα΄€Κ€α΄›α΄‡Κ€s Κ™α΄‡α΄„α΄€α΄œsᴇ Κœα΄‡ ʟᴏsα΄› ᴛᴏ α΄€ PΚΚ€α΄Κ™ΚŸα΄€sα΄›... Κœα΄‡'s α΄„α΄€ΚŸΚŸα΄‡α΄… sα΄€ΚŸα΄›Κ?
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November 2014
Kripp

Dragon Rider

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August 2018

Chess is dead

Chess hasn't been updated in almost 200 years and it's obvious the devs have abandoned it. The greedy creators took your money and laughed all the way to the bank. I remember back in 705 AD when chess was fun. Then they started adding stupid features no one wanted like "Castling" and "En Passant" instead of listening to player feedback and fixing game-breaking bugs. I've been complaining for YEARS about the collision-detection glitch with the horsey. The "clipping-thru-pieces" bug has been abused to death and the lazy devs refuse to fix it. Don't support this awful behaviour and boycott this company.
February 2020

Chess

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