[Copypasta] Not gonna be active on twitch chat tonight

twitchquotes: Not gonna be active on twitch chat tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't whisper me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok). Shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless twitch chat pastas. (Gonna have lots of segz tonight with a real girl).
twitch chat
May 2021
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Dropping viewers

twitchquotes: PepeLaugh πŸ‘‰ πŸ“‰ viewers
twitch chat
July 2019

Jacked off in the shower while laying down in the tub

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December 2020

EU "Expect Unsatisfaction” is known as the fastest region to arrive at the Airport

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October 2021

EU vs NA

so you're italian? name every pasta

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November 2021

Dance party

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