Most people donβt know but back in 1912, Hellmanβs mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of this delicious condiment, scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, which was to be the port for the great ship after its stop in New York. This would have been the largest ever shipment on mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know the great ship did not make it to New York. This ship hit an iceberg and sank and the cargo was forever lost. The people of Mexico, who were crazy about the tantalising condiment, and were eagerly awaiting the delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. The anguish was so great that they declared a national day of warning which they sill observe to this day. The national day of mourning occurs every year on the 5th of May, you probably know it as Cinco de Mayo
What happened to this ad? :(
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Arrested for Navy Seal copypasta
I've mentioned this a lot before, but one of my best friends from back home was arrested, jailed for three months, and sentenced to 2 years probation for sending someone the Navy Seal copypasta on Facebook. As of today, he is FINALLY legally allowed to be online again.
Navy Seal
Sunglasses
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Zven checks his PayPal
twitchquotes:
After his loss, Zven stays up deep into the night. As the rest of TSM sleeps, he opens up a new window to check his PayPal. A smile stretches across his face
twitch chat
Riot Games
Classic
League of Legends
Hello Mr. Morosan! This is the salt truck driver
twitchquotes:
ΰΌΌ Ν β’ ΩΝ β’ ΰΌ½ Κα΄ΚΚα΄ α΄Κ. α΄α΄Κα΄sα΄Ι΄! α΄ΚΙͺs Ιͺs α΄Κα΄ sα΄Κα΄-α΄Κα΄α΄α΄-α΄
ΚΙͺα΄ α΄Κ. Ιͺ'α΄ Κα΄Κα΄ α΄α΄ α΄
α΄ΚΙͺα΄ α΄Κ Κα΄α΄Κ α΄Κα΄
α΄Κ α΄κ° 69 α΄α΄Ι΄s α΄κ° α΄©α΄Κα΄ sα΄Κα΄ κ°Κα΄α΄ α΄Κα΄ κ°α΄α΄α΄α΄s sα΄Κα΄α΄ΙͺΙ΄α΄ "ΓΌΚα΄Κα΄Γ€α΄α΄Ι΄α΄α΄α΄α΄’Ι΄" ΙͺΙ΄ α΄Κα΄ α΄Κα΄©s. Ιͺκ° Κα΄α΄'α΄
ΚΙͺα΄α΄ α΄α΄ α΄Κα΄
α΄Κ α΄α΄Κα΄ sα΄Κα΄, Κα΄α΄ α΄α΄ α΄Ι΄α΄α΄‘! Ι’α΄α΄α΄
ΚΚα΄ sΙͺΚ! ΰΌΌ Ν β’ ΩΝ β’ ΰΌ½
twitch chat
Kripp
Hey! I noticed you used an emoji.
I donβt know if youβre new here, so Iβll let you off the hook this time. Using emojis is frowned upon here on this great site, and for good reason. Instagram normies often use them, and you donβt want to be a normie, do you?
If I catch you using an emoji in the future, Iβll be forced to issue a downvote to your comment. Why should you care, you may ask? Well to begin, you will lose karma on your account, which is a useful social status tool and also a way to show others you know your way around Reddit.
If you were to continue the use of emojis, I would be forced to privately message you about your slip-up. Any further offenses past that would leave me no other option than to report your account. I donβt think I have to explain why you donβt want that.
But anyways, no harm done yet! Follow these simple rules and youβll enjoy your future on Reddit! Have a blessed (and hopefully emoji-free) day, stranger.